# The "I've Never" Game (Game in Progress) **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [November 18, 2008, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226 "2008-11-18T02:07:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 35
**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2008, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/681 "2008-12-06T14:17:46Z")
> [@Justin\_Credible](#): > > Oh, that’s so hot. Were you actually in relationships with them, or was it just sex? Was just sex. Although I’m open to a relationship with a woman, I really much prefer men. When it comes to sex, I’m equal opportunity. > [@Justin\_Credible](#): > > Are you volunteering? If so, then, “yes, please.” 😃 Very happily involved in a relationship at the moment, but thanks! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Justin\_Credible](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a8b319/32.png) [@Justin\_Credible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Credible)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2008, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/682 "2008-12-06T16:08:58Z")
> [@Hockey\_Monkey](#): > > Was just sex. Although I’m open to a relationship with a woman, I really much prefer men. When it comes to sex, I’m equal opportunity. Lucky. I wish I could be equal opportunity, It would double my dating pool…so basically I could be rejected by 100% of the population instead of just 50%. But try as I might, I can’t get myself to be sexually attracted to men. Oh well, I’m married anyway, just not very happily. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![erleichda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4da419/32.png) [@erleichda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/erleichda)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2008, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/683 "2008-12-06T19:46:40Z")
I give toothpicks to both \*\*Cookies \*\*and **Ro0sh**. ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Sensitive](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/58956e/32.png) [@Darth\_Sensitive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Sensitive)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2008, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/684 "2008-12-06T20:06:52Z")
**I give roosh his damn toothpicks And cookies too, for varying values of relations I’ve never paid for sexual stimulation: porn, lapdances, hookers, or even going out and buying a copy of the SI swimsuit issue ‘just for the articles’.** ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2008, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/685 "2008-12-06T20:11:12Z")
Never paid nothing to nobody! ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2008, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/686 "2008-12-06T21:02:16Z")
**Back when Atlanta’s Gold Club was still operational, I might’ve attended a friend’s 30th birthday there. We might’ve taken over half of the place with lesbians. There might’ve been some glares from across the room because we were monopolizing some of the girls’ time…** ---
**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2008, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/687 "2008-12-06T21:27:11Z")
> [@Darth\_Sensitive](#): > > **I give roosh his damn toothpicks > And cookies too, for varying values of relations > I’ve never paid for sexual stimulation: porn, lapdances, hookers, or even going out and buying a copy of the SI swimsuit issue ‘just for the articles’.** Have you seen an uncircumsized peenie in person? \*\*WhyNot \*\*needs to know. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2008, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/688 "2008-12-06T21:28:55Z")
**I have some porn on DVD that I purchased and I paid for my vibrators, so here’s some toothpicks.** ---
**Author:** ![ToeJam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dfb087/32.png) [@ToeJam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ToeJam)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2008, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/689 "2008-12-06T21:29:58Z")
> [@Darth\_Sensitive](#): > > I’ve never paid for sexual stimulation: porn, lapdances, hookers, or even going out and buying a copy of the SI swimsuit issue ‘just for the articles’. Never Paid for it. Nope. Keepy Keepy! My Parents always took away the SI Swimsuit Issue. So I never got to even see that. =( ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2008, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/690 "2008-12-06T21:38:10Z")
> [@Hockey\_Monkey](#): > > **I have some porn on DVD that I purchased and I paid for my vibrators, so here’s some toothpicks.** whoa whoa whoa As far as toys are concerned, accessorizing != paying for sexual stimulation, imho… ---
**Author:** ![ToeJam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dfb087/32.png) [@ToeJam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ToeJam)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2008, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/691 "2008-12-06T21:39:39Z")
> [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](#): > > As far as toys are concerned, accessorizing != paying for sexual stimulation, imho… I dunno… you DID pay technically for stimulation there. Some people just have to make do with what God gave 'em ya know? ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2008, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/692 "2008-12-06T21:46:52Z")
That’s like saying I didn’t technically cook the apple pie I made at Thanksgiving because I used a corer/slicer/peeler contraption. ---
**Author:** ![Sofis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Sofis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sofis)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2008, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/693 "2008-12-06T21:52:38Z")
I’d say paying for toys is closer to paying for sexual stimulation than paying for porn is, and porn was explicitly included in the statement. Moot question for me personally, though, **I’ve never payed for anything even remotely sexual.** ---
**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2008, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/694 "2008-12-06T22:55:43Z")
Well, I did pay for the porn, so since that was specified, I still have to give up my picks. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2008, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/695 "2008-12-06T23:03:07Z")
> [@Darth\_Sensitive](#): > > I’ve never paid for sexual stimulation: porn, lapdances, hookers, or even going out and buying a copy of the SI swimsuit issue ‘just for the articles’.\*\* The girls working at a few strip clubs in Riga, are actually quite hospitable and friendly. Who could ever know? **Especially if you happen to slip them a few notes…** ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2008, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/696 "2008-12-06T23:08:41Z")
I’m just sayin… If someone is playing who has only bought a dildo, I think that person should be able to keep their toothpick. ---
**Author:** ![Justin\_Credible](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a8b319/32.png) [@Justin\_Credible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Credible)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2008, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/697 "2008-12-07T00:00:12Z")
> [@Darth\_Sensitive](#): > > \*\* > > I’ve never paid for sexual stimulation: porn, lapdances, hookers, or even going out and buying a copy of the SI swimsuit issue ‘just for the articles’.\*\* **[COLOR=“SeaGreen”]Well…I’ve never paid for a lapdance.** 😃 ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2008, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/698 "2008-12-07T00:15:10Z")
**Toothpicks are all mine on this one!** I’ve never even purchased a vibrator - they’ve all been gifts! (I have weird friends, I know.) ---
**Author:** ![AllWalker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/db5fbb/32.png) [@AllWalker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AllWalker)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2008, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/699 "2008-12-07T00:19:08Z")
**That’s a no on the opposite sex more than once thing.** On the paying for “stimulation”… I have owned pornos, but they were gifts… I bought a porn mag for someone using their money, so that’s probably a no… there was one time I _tried_ to but I was refused service… _racks brain_ \*\*Huh. That’s a no from me. \*\* I never really had much money as a kid, and now I know there’s too much free stuff on the net, so… there ya go. ---
**Author:** ![Fetchund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b2d939/32.png) [@Fetchund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fetchund)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2008, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/700 "2008-12-07T00:30:45Z")
Is there a list going for the next installment of this game? I wanna play… but this one goes on forever! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226.md?page=34) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226.md?page=36)