# The "I've Never" Game (Game in Progress) **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [November 18, 2008, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226 "2008-11-18T02:07:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 36
**Author:** ![MsWhatsit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2008, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/701 "2008-12-07T00:30:58Z")
**Since Cookies seems to think sex toys are excluded, then no, I have never paid for sexual stimulation!** ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Sensitive](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/58956e/32.png) [@Darth\_Sensitive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Sensitive)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2008, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/702 "2008-12-07T00:40:01Z")
> [@Hockey\_Monkey](#): > > Have you seen an uncircumsized peenie in person? \*\*WhyNot \*\*needs to know. 🙂 I knew I was forgetting one. **That’d be a no** ---
**Author:** ![This\_ll\_Do](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/this_ll_do/32/3023_2.png) [@This\_ll\_Do](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/This_ll_Do)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2008, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/703 "2008-12-07T01:09:37Z")
\*\*I keep this one remaining toothpick for a little longer. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e19b73/32.png) [@Jragon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jragon)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2008, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/704 "2008-12-07T01:24:05Z")
**Nope** ---
**Author:** ![erleichda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4da419/32.png) [@erleichda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/erleichda)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2008, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/705 "2008-12-07T06:04:15Z")
No for porn. (Buying it, that is!) ---
**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2008, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/706 "2008-12-07T16:15:00Z")
**Silver Tyger Girl** , when you check in, you may also post your next Never. 🙂 To everyone who wants to play in the next game, I’ll probably start one next week. There seems to be enough interest, so watch for the signups. If you have already expressed interest in this thread, I’ll PM you when I put the next thread up. ---
**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2008, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/707 "2008-12-07T16:34:46Z")
**Keep for sex and porn.** ---
**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2008, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/708 "2008-12-07T18:08:49Z")
> [@Hockey\_Monkey](#): > > **Silver Tyger Girl** , when you check in, you may also post your next Never. 🙂 > > To everyone who wants to play in the next game, I’ll probably start one next week. There seems to be enough interest, so watch for the signups. If you have already expressed interest in this thread, I’ll PM you when I put the next thread up. Is it possible to play in both? Or only one at a time? ---
**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2008, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/709 "2008-12-07T19:42:14Z")
I’ll give first priority to new players, but if I don’t have enough to fill all the slots, I’ll open it up. ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Tyger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Silver\_Tyger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Tyger)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2008, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/710 "2008-12-07T21:23:26Z")
**I’m keeping these Darth** My turn already? Damn. Let’s see, shall I be an utter bitch or not? Not, I guess. **I have never seen people having sex in real life.** (So videos don’t count) ---
**Author:** ![Justin\_Credible](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a8b319/32.png) [@Justin\_Credible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Credible)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2008, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/711 "2008-12-07T21:38:42Z")
**Keeps toothpicks for seeing sex.** To clarify, I’ve never seen anyone _else_ having sex. Does it count if you are one of the people? ---
**Author:** ![Justin\_Credible](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a8b319/32.png) [@Justin\_Credible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Credible)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2008, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/712 "2008-12-07T21:39:51Z")
> [@Hockey\_Monkey](#): > > …but if I don’t have enough to fill all the slots, I’ll open it up. Tee-hee. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Jragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e19b73/32.png) [@Jragon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jragon)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2008, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/713 "2008-12-07T21:40:35Z")
**Thanks, Tyger!** ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2008, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/714 "2008-12-07T21:47:48Z")
**Here are my voyeuristic picks.** ---
**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2008, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/715 "2008-12-07T22:10:59Z")
> [@Justin\_Credible](#): > > **Keeps toothpicks for seeing sex.** To clarify, I’ve never seen anyone _else_ having sex. Does it count if you are one of the people? **This**. ---
**Author:** ![MsWhatsit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2008, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/716 "2008-12-07T23:44:01Z")
> [@Silver Tyger Girl](#): > > **I’m keeping these Darth** > > My turn already? Damn. Let’s see, shall I be an utter bitch or not? Not, I guess. > > **I have never seen people having sex in real life.** (So videos don’t count) **I keep my toothpicks.** Assuming, like the rest, that I don’t count myself. ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Tyger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Silver\_Tyger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Tyger)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2008, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/717 "2008-12-08T00:18:19Z")
> [@Justin\_Credible](#): > > **Keeps toothpicks for seeing sex.** To clarify, I’ve never seen anyone _else_ having sex. Does it count if you are one of the people? No, it doesn’t count, as you should be more busy doing than watching. ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2008, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/718 "2008-12-08T00:56:42Z")
Keeping toothpicks while averting eyes. ---
**Author:** ![Jragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e19b73/32.png) [@Jragon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jragon)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2008, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/719 "2008-12-08T01:05:26Z")
> [@Silver Tyger Girl](#): > > No, it doesn’t count, as you should be more busy doing than watching. What if, during the act, that bad acid kicks in and you get an Out of Body experience? In other news: why did I even bother asking that? ---
**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2008, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/720 "2008-12-08T01:21:33Z")
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