# The "I've Never" Game (Game in Progress)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [November 18, 2008, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226 "2008-11-18T02:07:32Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Silver\_Tyger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Silver\_Tyger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Tyger)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2008, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/761 "2008-12-08T16:29:40Z")

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**Nope.** I’m going to have it easy now that we’ve moved on to sexy subjects…

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**Author:** ![MsWhatsit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2008, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/762 "2008-12-08T16:40:39Z")

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> [@Hockey\_Monkey](#):
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> **I tried to give a guy a BJ once while he was driving, but between the console and the stick shift it was pretty difficult to get the job done. There was mouth to wiener contact, so here’s your toothpicks.**

This is seriously one of those things that sounds way more cool and fun in fantasy than it plays out in reality.

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**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2008, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/763 "2008-12-08T16:49:55Z")

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\*\*I can’t think of many things less sexy than a couple of cupholders in my ribs. \*\*Maybe if I had one of those older cars with bench seats…

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**Author:** ![Santo\_Rugger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Santo\_Rugger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Santo_Rugger)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2008, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/764 "2008-12-08T19:07:58Z")

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> [@MsWhatsit](#):
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> This is seriously one of those things that sounds way more cool and fun in fantasy than it plays out in reality.

:dubious:

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**Author:** ![This\_ll\_Do](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/this_ll_do/32/3023_2.png) [@This\_ll\_Do](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/This_ll_Do)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2008, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/765 "2008-12-08T20:15:51Z")

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**Never seen anybody doing it live.  
No oral in a moving vehicle.**

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**Author:** ![Total\_Lost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e56c9b/32.png) [@Total\_Lost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Total_Lost)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2008, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/766 "2008-12-08T20:41:20Z")

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> [@Hockey\_Monkey](#):
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> To everyone who wants to play in the next game, I’ll probably start one next week. There seems to be enough interest, so watch for the signups. If you have already expressed interest in this thread, I’ll PM you when I put the next thread up.

Please PM me - because I have never ever played in a game like this 🙂

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**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2008, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/767 "2008-12-09T03:19:51Z")

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Paging \*\*Stickler \*\*and **Revenant**! We need you! 😛

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**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2008, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/768 "2008-12-09T04:40:45Z")

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**No car nookie for me.**

Never have I ever seen Pulp Fiction.

Sorry for the delay. Schoolwork’s been dropping like a ton of bricks. (Stupid Vectorworks.)

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**Author:** ![Jragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e19b73/32.png) [@Jragon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jragon)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2008, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/769 "2008-12-09T04:42:46Z")

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**Wahs that? Some kinda movie 'bout Orange Juice? 😛**

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**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2008, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/770 "2008-12-09T04:44:03Z")

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**Nah, it’s about Royales with Cheese.**

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**Author:** ![MsWhatsit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2008, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/771 "2008-12-09T04:58:26Z")

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**Say “never” again, motherfucker!**

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**Author:** ![erleichda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4da419/32.png) [@erleichda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/erleichda)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2008, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/772 "2008-12-09T06:36:43Z")

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**This is why my “nevers” had nothing to do with sex…** (sheepishly hands toothpicks to \*\*AllWalker \*\*and \*\*Silver \*\*\*\*Tyger \*\ ***Girl** ).

Oh, I’m sorry! Did I break your concentration?

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**Author:** ![Santo\_Rugger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Santo\_Rugger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Santo_Rugger)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2008, 7:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/773 "2008-12-09T07:12:48Z")

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**Pulp Fiction?** Never was much of a TV/movie guy…

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**Author:** ![ToeJam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dfb087/32.png) [@ToeJam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ToeJam)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2008, 7:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/774 "2008-12-09T07:26:09Z")

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> [@Inner\_Stickler](#):
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> \*\*Never have I ever seen Pulp Fiction.

In the fifth, your ass goes down. Say it. :mad:  
\*I saw this movie the first week of college. It has greatly contributed to my cursing. Hell, i own the goddamn movie special edition, and I’m a HUGE Tarantino fan now. That and Kevin smith are my two fav. guys… I owe you MANY toothpicks for this one… And you’re missing out dude…  
We shoulda brought shotguns.🆒

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**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2008, 8:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/775 "2008-12-09T08:53:49Z")

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> [@Inner\_Stickler](#):
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> Never have I ever seen Pulp Fiction.

**I have.**

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**Author:** ![Justin\_Credible](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a8b319/32.png) [@Justin\_Credible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Credible)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2008, 11:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/776 "2008-12-09T11:38:47Z")

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**I, too, have seen Pulp Fiction.**

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**Author:** ![AllWalker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/db5fbb/32.png) [@AllWalker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AllWalker)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2008, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/777 "2008-12-09T12:07:01Z")

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I have a list of movies I need to see as long as my arm.

**Well, guess what?**

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**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2008, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/778 "2008-12-09T13:10:16Z")

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I swear to Og, hand on a stack of _Origin of the Species_es, that **although I worked at a video store when _Pulp Fiction_ came out, I’ve never seen it.** At the time, I found it so distasteful that it was a point of pride not to watch it, and while I’ve outgrown that silly attitude, by now everyone I know has seen it and no one will bother to watch it with me. And I don’t care about it enough to watch it alone.

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**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2008, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/779 "2008-12-09T15:14:32Z")

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Seen it.

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**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2008, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/780 "2008-12-09T15:43:19Z")

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**Zed’s dead, baby. Zed’s dead.**

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