# The "I've Never" Game (Game in Progress) **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [November 18, 2008, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226 "2008-11-18T02:07:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 43
**Author:** ![ToeJam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dfb087/32.png) [@ToeJam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ToeJam)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2008, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/841 "2008-12-10T21:53:39Z")
:Sigh: It snowed here in VA plenty of times. Boo on you NAF and your lack of a white christmas. ---
**Author:** ![AllWalker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/db5fbb/32.png) [@AllWalker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AllWalker)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2008, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/842 "2008-12-10T23:52:21Z")
Damn it! **No snow was going to be my next question!** ☹ ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2008, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/843 "2008-12-11T00:22:00Z")
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow… ---
**Author:** ![Jragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e19b73/32.png) [@Jragon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jragon)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2008, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/844 "2008-12-11T06:44:44Z")
**Naf, and Santo, here ya go** ---
**Author:** ![NAF1138](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naf1138/32/3245_2.png) [@NAF1138](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NAF1138)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2008, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/845 "2008-12-11T16:07:02Z")
> [@AllWalker](#): > > Damn it! > > **No snow was going to be my next question!** ☹ Well, I don’t feel quite so lonly about it now. It was either snow or a semi-bastard question (which I still may have to use if things get bad, though I think I know how I can modify it to make it a bit more fair). ---
**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2008, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/846 "2008-12-11T22:10:39Z")
So… how ya all doing? the thread was slipping way down, I had to save it 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2008, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/847 "2008-12-11T22:13:33Z")
Revenant Threshold, I’m sorry, but I had to take you out of the game so we could continue. The scoring has been updated to reflect that, and I am currently working on catching up from where I left off. ---
**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2008, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/848 "2008-12-11T22:25:59Z")
Scoring is now current, **Wormie** , you can go now. ---
**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2008, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/849 "2008-12-11T22:41:28Z")
Cool, now let’s see… **Well, I’ve never had a penis in me** ---
**Author:** ![Sofis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Sofis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sofis)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2008, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/850 "2008-12-11T22:45:29Z")
**Nor have I.** And, frankly Worm, this statement seems more geared towards bringing out interesting admissions than bringing in toothpicks. Which I approve of, of course :). ---
**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2008, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/851 "2008-12-11T22:48:38Z")
> [@Sofis](#): > > **Nor have I.** And, frankly Worm, this statement seems more geared towards bringing out interesting admissions than bringing in toothpicks. Which I approve of, of course :). Let’s just say I’m gunning for both 🙂 And the game needed a question like this after \*\*Santo’s \*\*and **Naf1138’s** questions 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Tyger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Silver\_Tyger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Tyger)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2008, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/852 "2008-12-11T22:55:32Z")
**Nope.** ---
**Author:** ![Justin\_Credible](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a8b319/32.png) [@Justin\_Credible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Credible)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2008, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/853 "2008-12-11T23:01:01Z")
> [@Silver Tyger Girl](#): > > **Nope.** Taking things slow with the boyfriend, huh? **I haven’t either.** ---
**Author:** ![Santo\_Rugger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Santo\_Rugger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Santo_Rugger)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2008, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/854 "2008-12-11T23:03:34Z")
The closest I’ve ever come to touching another man’s penis sans clothes was rubbing a gal’s clitty while he was inside of her. ---
**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2008, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/855 "2008-12-11T23:11:44Z")
> [@Santo\_Rugger](#): > > The closest I’ve ever come to touching another man’s penis sans clothes was rubbing a gal’s clitty while he was inside of her. Are you admitting to never having had to use your Nut Nuzzles (or whatever they’re called)? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Santo\_Rugger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Santo\_Rugger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Santo_Rugger)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2008, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/856 "2008-12-11T23:14:23Z")
I thought it was pretty obvious those were a joke. If I were in that position, I don’t think a little bit of skin touching would be different than a little bit of silk coozies touching. I’m still working on a situation where I’d say I needed them, though; give me a week. ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Sensitive](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/58956e/32.png) [@Darth\_Sensitive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Sensitive)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2008, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/857 "2008-12-11T23:15:23Z")
**Nope** ---
**Author:** ![NAF1138](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naf1138/32/3245_2.png) [@NAF1138](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NAF1138)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2008, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/858 "2008-12-11T23:16:01Z")
> [@Hockey\_Monkey](#): > > Scoring is now current, **Wormie** , you can go now. Where is round 15 and all the toothpicks from my question? Oh and, me neither Worm. ---
**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2008, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/859 "2008-12-11T23:17:10Z")
> [@Santo\_Rugger](#): > > I thought it was pretty obvious those were a joke. If I were in that position, I don’t think a little bit of skin touching would be different than a little bit of silk coozies touching. I’m still working on a situation where I’d say I needed them, though; give me a week. I had my doubts, but considering your previous stories, one can never now 😉 They could be pretty practical in other situations - like when having sex in snow. ---
**Author:** ![This\_ll\_Do](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/this_ll_do/32/3023_2.png) [@This\_ll\_Do](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/This_ll_Do)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2008, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/860 "2008-12-11T23:18:51Z")
_Nut Nuzzles_. That cracked me up! **I cannot repeat the given statement truthfully.** [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226.md?page=42) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226.md?page=44)