# The "I've Never" Game (Game in Progress) **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [November 18, 2008, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226 "2008-11-18T02:07:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 44
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2008, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/861 "2008-12-11T23:22:27Z")
šŸ˜ƒ **\<- That green enough?** ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Tyger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Silver\_Tyger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Tyger)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2008, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/862 "2008-12-11T23:28:41Z")
> [@Justin\_Credible](#): > > Taking things slow with the boyfriend, huh? > > **I havenā€™t either.** Considering how seldom we see each other lately, thereā€™s not much choice. Stupid holidays making everyone busyā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![AllWalker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/db5fbb/32.png) [@AllWalker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AllWalker)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2008, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/863 "2008-12-11T23:33:36Z")
**No penis for me.** Umā€¦ let me rephrase that. No penis _in_ me. ---
**Author:** ![erleichda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4da419/32.png) [@erleichda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/erleichda)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2008, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/864 "2008-12-11T23:52:03Z")
[COLOR=ā€œLimeā€] **Ahhhā€¦I believe that that has happened to me once or twice in the distant, faraway pastā€¦** [/COLOR] ---
**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2008, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/865 "2008-12-11T23:55:17Z")
Oops, **NAF** , you go too now. **Penis? In me? Oh yeah.** ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2008, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/866 "2008-12-11T23:55:43Z")
At least once. ā€¦In the last 20 hours. ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2008, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/867 "2008-12-11T23:56:46Z")
**Penii and I. I and penii. Long ago in a galaxy far, far awayā€¦** ---
**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2008, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/868 "2008-12-11T23:58:32Z")
> [@NAF1138](#): > > Where is round 15 and all the toothpicks from my question? > > Oh and, me neither Worm. Wait wait, donā€™t go again. :smack: I know what I did. ---
**Author:** ![MsWhatsit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2008, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/869 "2008-12-12T01:18:26Z")
> [@WormTheRed](#): > > Cool, now letā€™s seeā€¦ > > **Well, Iā€™ve never had a penis in me** **Toothpicks for joo.** ---
**Author:** ![Santo\_Rugger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Santo\_Rugger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Santo_Rugger)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2008, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/870 "2008-12-12T03:26:19Z")
> [@NAF1138](#): > > Oh and, me neither Worm. So you _havenā€™t_ taken it in the bum? Tease. > [@Hockey\_Monkey](#): > > **Penis? In me? Oh yeah.** I donā€™t believe you. ---
**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2008, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/871 "2008-12-12T03:30:28Z")
> [@Santo\_Rugger](#): > > I donā€™t believe you. Oh cā€™monā€¦you remember. šŸ˜› ---
**Author:** ![Jragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e19b73/32.png) [@Jragon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jragon)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2008, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/872 "2008-12-12T04:37:52Z")
[del]Itā€™s a long, long story. You see, me and the professor were testing a man-sized ad hoc quantum tunnel through physical space with possible applications as a shower curtain. And the only way he could think to test its abilities were for me to do terrible, terrible things to myself in a tight hallway.[/del] **Yeahno, didnā€™t think anyone would buy that.** ---
**Author:** ![ToeJam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dfb087/32.png) [@ToeJam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ToeJam)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2008, 8:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/873 "2008-12-12T08:15:13Z")
Ouch. This might be the worst performing question yet. No toothpick for you. ---
**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2008, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/874 "2008-12-12T15:16:14Z")
**Give for tdnā€™s and NAFā€™s** **Keep for Wormā€™s** ---
**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2008, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/875 "2008-12-12T15:33:31Z")
> [@Ro0sh](#): > > Ouch. This might be the worst performing question yet. > > No toothpick for you. Nah, not the worst. Itā€™s going to get me into round 3, which suits me just well. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2008, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/876 "2008-12-12T16:29:04Z")
**Keeps penis toothpicks.** That may not have come out right. ---
**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2008, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/877 "2008-12-12T17:42:31Z")
**Thisā€™ll Do** , itā€™s your turn. šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![This\_ll\_Do](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/this_ll_do/32/3023_2.png) [@This\_ll\_Do](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/This_ll_Do)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2008, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/878 "2008-12-12T22:00:19Z")
Never have I ever eaten an oyster. ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2008, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/879 "2008-12-12T22:02:33Z")
**I have, but only covered in cheese and breadcrumbs and well cooked. The idea of raw (living? are they still alive?) oysters slithering down my throat makes me pukey.** ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2008, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/880 "2008-12-12T22:10:16Z")
**I swear to Og I could eat my body weight in fresh, raw oysters on the half shell, liquor and all.** [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226.md?page=43) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226.md?page=45)