# The "I've Never" Game (Game in Progress)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [November 18, 2008, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226 "2008-11-18T02:07:32Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 47

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**Author:** ![NAF1138](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naf1138/32/3245_2.png) [@NAF1138](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NAF1138)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2008, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/921 "2008-12-15T16:25:09Z")

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> [@Hoopy\_Frood](#):
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> I gotta ask, was this a full blown (no pun intended) snowball or just an open mouth kiss after the fact, or something inbetween?

More inbetween I suppose. Can’t say it was a snowball, but…well other body parts were involved. It was a messy, but rather fun, night.

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**Author:** ![Santo\_Rugger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Santo\_Rugger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Santo_Rugger)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2008, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/922 "2008-12-15T16:25:45Z")

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I’ve snowballed, kissed after the fact, tasted my own while alone, etc. Sometimes those can be the hottest kisses, IMHO.

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**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2008, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/923 "2008-12-15T16:31:00Z")

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**I’ve never snowballed a guy, but I have indeed tasted semen**. And seamen. 😃

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**Author:** ![MsWhatsit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2008, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/924 "2008-12-15T16:33:17Z")

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> [@WhyNot](#):
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> **I’ve never snowballed a guy, but I have indeed tasted semen**. And seamen. 😃

**Ditto.** (To both!)

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**Author:** ![ToeJam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dfb087/32.png) [@ToeJam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ToeJam)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2008, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/925 "2008-12-15T16:57:39Z")

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Pass on this one.

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**Author:** ![Silver\_Tyger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Silver\_Tyger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Tyger)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2008, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/926 "2008-12-15T17:10:50Z")

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**Nope.**

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**Author:** ![Justin\_Credible](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a8b319/32.png) [@Justin\_Credible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Credible)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2008, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/927 "2008-12-15T17:56:53Z")

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**I have. Just my own, on accident. Much like Worm, I was leaning back too far in my chair and BAM - right on my lips.** :smack:  
It got on the keyboard and chair and desk that time too. I’ll never go a whole week without masturbating ever again!

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**Author:** ![erleichda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4da419/32.png) [@erleichda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/erleichda)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2008, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/928 "2008-12-15T20:00:05Z")

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**Have some more toothpicks, Sofis.**

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**Author:** ![This\_ll\_Do](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/this_ll_do/32/3023_2.png) [@This\_ll\_Do](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/This_ll_Do)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2008, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/929 "2008-12-15T20:01:00Z")

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**Loss of final toothpick redux.**

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**Author:** ![AllWalker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/db5fbb/32.png) [@AllWalker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AllWalker)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2008, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/930 "2008-12-15T22:19:29Z")

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\*\*Yeah, I was curious enough to taste my own once. \*\*

It wasn’t all that bad.

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**Author:** ![Jragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e19b73/32.png) [@Jragon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jragon)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2008, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/931 "2008-12-16T01:07:26Z")

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Oh, sorry, finals week.

No on both.

**I have never rolled my tongue**

By that I mean you know that really quick “chirp” people can do with the front of their tongue on the roof of their mouth (musicians call it flutter-tonguing), i.e. a Spanish double-R, never done it. I don’t actually think I physically CAN, I may have tried once and don’t think I could get it out. If speech impediments is stretching the boundaries of “never” I’ll change it.

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**Author:** ![Justin\_Credible](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a8b319/32.png) [@Justin\_Credible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Credible)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2008, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/932 "2008-12-16T01:31:46Z")

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**I could never do that either.**

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**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2008, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/933 "2008-12-16T01:36:01Z")

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\*\*Rrrrrrrrreally? \*\* You mean talking like Earrrrrrttha Kitt right? Not rolling your tounge in the shape of a hotdog bun?

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**Author:** ![Jragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e19b73/32.png) [@Jragon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jragon)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2008, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/934 "2008-12-16T01:37:37Z")

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> [@Hockey\_Monkey](#):
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> \*\*Rrrrrrrrreally? \*\* You mean talking like Earrrrrrttha Kitt right? Not rolling your tounge in the shape of a hotdog bun?

Exactly

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**Author:** ![ToeJam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dfb087/32.png) [@ToeJam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ToeJam)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2008, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/935 "2008-12-16T01:54:14Z")

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> [@Jragon](#):
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> I have never rolled my tongue

Could someone provide a video or something of this, or perhaps an guide showing how to do this? As i have no idea of what you’re talking about…  
So I may never have done this, but if I’m physically capable of doing it i suppose i should try, no? OR should i just learn about it, say i haven’t, get my toothpicks and then try?

But yeah- Videos please?

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**Author:** ![Sofis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Sofis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sofis)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2008, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/936 "2008-12-16T02:11:30Z")

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If I understand this correctly, the question is whether one has ever succesfully pronounced an [alveolar trill](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alveolar_trill) (one of the example languages listed on that page is Spanish, with example word being _perro_, which does indeed have a double r).

Further inquiry into Wikipedia’s language articles indicates that the alveolar trill is in fact one of the ways r gets pronounced in Swedish, giving an example word that seems to match, more or less, the descriptions in the thread above. So I guess I’ll conclude **I’ve pronounced that sound.**

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**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2008, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/937 "2008-12-16T02:15:17Z")

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I can roll tongue and taste semen, probably at the same time.

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**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2008, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/938 "2008-12-16T02:18:17Z")

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I’m in Texas and on limited time and connection, so I’ll do my never now.

I have never had a TV in my bedroom, and I have never watched Sex and the City.

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**Author:** ![Santo\_Rugger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Santo\_Rugger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Santo_Rugger)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2008, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/939 "2008-12-16T02:37:22Z")

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> [@fisha](#):
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> **I have never had a TV in my bedroom, and I have never watched Sex and the City.**

\*\*I can speak rudimentary Spanish.

I had a TV in my room in high school.  
\*\*

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**Author:** ![AllWalker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/db5fbb/32.png) [@AllWalker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AllWalker)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2008, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/940 "2008-12-16T02:54:28Z")

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I can’t remember doing the tongue thing (even though I probably have), but I just tried to do it then to see what it was, \*\*which could make me the dumbest person alive because that means I definitely have done it now. \*\*

I have never watch that show. \*\*But I do have a TV in my room. \*\*

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