# The "I've Never" Game (Game in Progress) **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [November 18, 2008, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226 "2008-11-18T02:07:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 49
**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2008, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/961 "2008-12-18T15:56:49Z")
\*\*tdn \*\*and \*\*jdragon \*\*need to check in for the last few statements and then we can begin round 3. I reconciled everything so that if you went negative, but earned back some toothpicks, the ones you would have given if you had them went to their rightful owner rather than disappearing. Round 3 will be sudden death. You will be giving away 5 toothpicks per statement and when you run out you are done. The person with the most at the end of the round will be declared the “winner” and the person with the least will be declared “also the winner”. ---
**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2008, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/962 "2008-12-18T16:19:00Z")
I know the “also the winner” will win our awe and admiration 😃 But what does the “winner” win 😉 ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2008, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/963 "2008-12-18T16:29:16Z")
Where’s that damn spreadsheet link? I’ve been going page to page and my scrolly finger is tired. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2008, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/964 "2008-12-18T16:34:52Z")
> [@WhyNot](#): > > Where’s that damn spreadsheet link? I’ve been going page to page and my scrolly finger is tired. ☹ I aim to [please](http://spreadsheets.google.com/pub?key=pGFzeVMas_HfrHm8ALnGaWg). ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Sensitive](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/58956e/32.png) [@Darth\_Sensitive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Sensitive)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2008, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/965 "2008-12-18T16:40:51Z")
How come I only got 15 for my statement? Wasn’t everyone giving away 2? Oh well 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2008, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/966 "2008-12-18T16:44:47Z")
> [@Darth\_Sensitive](#): > > How come I only got 15 for my statement? Wasn’t everyone giving away 2? > > Oh well 🙂 Only 7 people had done your Never, then you got an extra pick when I reconciled. It’s very complicated. Don’t look at the man behind the curtain. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Sensitive](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/58956e/32.png) [@Darth\_Sensitive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Sensitive)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2008, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/967 "2008-12-18T17:22:50Z")
Eyes closed very firmly! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![ToeJam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dfb087/32.png) [@ToeJam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ToeJam)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2008, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/968 "2008-12-18T17:36:16Z")
Hmmm… really? someone out there hasn’t cursed? Man, this is a close game, **Naf** … ---
**Author:** ![ToeJam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dfb087/32.png) [@ToeJam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ToeJam)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2008, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/969 "2008-12-18T17:37:40Z")
I also like the line: “ **Sofis** - tasted semen” ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2008, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/970 "2008-12-18T17:43:42Z")
> [@WormTheRed](#): > > I aim to [please](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=10573243&postcount=911). QFT 😃 _walks away whistling innocently_ ---
**Author:** ![Sofis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Sofis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sofis)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2008, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/971 "2008-12-18T22:45:47Z")
> [@Ro0sh](#): > > I also like the line: > “ **Sofis** - tasted semen” There’s also “ **Justin Credible** - drunk”. ---
**Author:** ![Sofis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Sofis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sofis)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2008, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/972 "2008-12-18T22:53:04Z")
> [@Hockey\_Monkey](#): > > It’s very complicated. Don’t look at the man behind the curtain. > 😃 While we’re questioning things, how can **Santo Rugger** and **NAF1138** have gotten 48/46 toothpicks? With 19 players, the most you could get is 18\*2=36. ---
**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2008, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/973 "2008-12-18T22:59:24Z")
We all got some of the Revenends toothpicks, have you counted them in? ---
**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/974 "2008-12-19T15:43:39Z")
> [@Sofis](#): > > While we’re questioning things, how can **Santo Rugger** and **NAF1138** have gotten 48/46 toothpicks? With 19 players, the most you could get is 18\*2=36. Typos? ---
**Author:** ![MsWhatsit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/975 "2008-12-19T15:50:45Z")
Whose turn is it? Can we have a ruling that if someone hasn’t given their statement in, say, a couple of hours, the next person should just go and we’ll catch up later? I would like to get this exhibitionistic show on the road. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/976 "2008-12-19T15:56:03Z")
Yeah, this thread has lost steam in the last couple of day… we need rise to the challenge, dive into the abyss and pound the questions, so we all can feel the bliss afterward. ---
**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/977 "2008-12-19T16:25:13Z")
Fine, I’ll start Round Three! This is sudden death elimination! Five toothpicks per statement, and when you run out, you are out! (Feel free to continue answering though.) **Never have I ever seen the 2 girls 1 cup video.** ---
**Author:** ![NAF1138](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naf1138/32/3245_2.png) [@NAF1138](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NAF1138)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/978 "2008-12-19T16:33:27Z")
> [@Hockey\_Monkey](#): > > Fine, I’ll start Round Three! > > This is sudden death elimination! Five toothpicks per statement, and when you run out, you are out! (Feel free to continue answering though.) > > **Never have I ever seen the 2 girls 1 cup video.** Oh, me neither. I never really cared enough to seek it out. ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/979 "2008-12-19T17:05:49Z")
**No 2 Girls for me, thanks!** I’ve seen the \*reaction \*videos, but never the original. ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Tyger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Silver\_Tyger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Tyger)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/980 "2008-12-19T17:21:42Z")
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