# The "I've Never" Game (Game in Progress) **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [November 18, 2008, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226 "2008-11-18T02:07:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 50
**Author:** ![MsWhatsit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/981 "2008-12-19T17:39:45Z")
**I really, really wish I could keep my toothpicks for this one. Really.** ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/982 "2008-12-19T18:18:14Z")
Um…I don’t even know what you’re talking about, but that doesn’t mean I haven’t seen it somehow. Is it cheating if I look it up and see it to determine if I’ve seen it, and if I hadn’t, still get to keep my toothpicks? ---
**Author:** ![erleichda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4da419/32.png) [@erleichda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/erleichda)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/983 "2008-12-19T18:18:39Z")
**Keeping my toothpicks on this one!** ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/984 "2008-12-19T18:20:39Z")
The wikipedia entry was enough. **I (quite enthusiastically) get to keep my toothpicks this time.** ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/985 "2008-12-19T18:26:47Z")
> [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](#): > > Um…I don’t even know what you’re talking about, but that doesn’t mean I haven’t seen it somehow. > > Is it cheating if I look it up and see it to determine if I’ve seen it, and if I hadn’t, still get to keep my toothpicks? Oh, no, trust me, in this case, if you’ve seen it, you’ll know, barring some powerful drugs or a blow to the head. ---
**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/986 "2008-12-19T20:48:19Z")
\*\*Nope, I cross my heart and hope to die, I have not seen that video. \*\* The descriptions were quite off putting. ---
**Author:** ![Sofis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Sofis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sofis)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/987 "2008-12-19T20:55:32Z")
I’ve often looked up these shocking things that make the internet rounds, but with this one **I didn’t bother**. The description just didn’t grab me; my reaction was more or less “So it’s scat porn? What’s the big deal?” ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/988 "2008-12-19T21:53:33Z")
No shit. ---
**Author:** ![Justin\_Credible](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a8b319/32.png) [@Justin\_Credible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Credible)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/989 "2008-12-19T22:04:41Z")
Bah! Hockey Monkay, that was going to be my statement this round. Needless to say, **I keep my toothpicks.** ---
**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2008, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/990 "2008-12-20T00:39:16Z")
**Damn my insatiable curiosity!** ---
**Author:** ![ToeJam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dfb087/32.png) [@ToeJam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ToeJam)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2008, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/991 "2008-12-20T00:53:27Z")
Nope, I’ve honestly never seen it. Nor have I seen the Jar one. ---
**Author:** ![NAF1138](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naf1138/32/3245_2.png) [@NAF1138](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NAF1138)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2008, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/992 "2008-12-20T00:54:57Z")
> [@Ro0sh](#): > > Nope, I’ve honestly never seen it. Nor have I seen the Jar one. There’s a Jar one? ---
**Author:** ![AllWalker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/db5fbb/32.png) [@AllWalker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AllWalker)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2008, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/993 "2008-12-20T00:57:42Z")
Doesn’t interest me. I don’t have that fetish, it wouldn’t gross me out and I’ve been told it looks really fake anyway. Why would I watch it? ---
**Author:** ![This\_ll\_Do](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/this_ll_do/32/3023_2.png) [@This\_ll\_Do](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/This_ll_Do)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2008, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/994 "2008-12-20T03:02:34Z")
**I’ve never seen that video. Hell, I’ve been hearing for years about goatse and I haven’t even summoned the nerve to seek it out either.** I don’t know if I can even play or not. I think I don’t have any toothpicks; does that mean I’m out or suddenly dead already? 😕 Where am I and who are all these strange people? ---
**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2008, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/995 "2008-12-20T03:42:40Z")
You earned 11 picks last round with which you are currently playing. 🙂 At any rate, answer whether you have toothpicks or not. ---
**Author:** ![ToeJam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dfb087/32.png) [@ToeJam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ToeJam)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2008, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/996 "2008-12-20T19:02:55Z")
Apparently there’s a Jar one. Feel free to look around for it. Or not, I’ve no desire to see it or link to it. ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Sensitive](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/58956e/32.png) [@Darth\_Sensitive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Sensitive)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2008, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/997 "2008-12-20T19:39:04Z")
**Nor have I!** ---
**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2008, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/998 "2008-12-20T19:42:27Z")
\*\*tdn \*\*can go, but \*\*elreichda \*\*can go ahead if she wants to. ---
**Author:** ![erleichda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4da419/32.png) [@erleichda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/erleichda)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2008, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/999 "2008-12-21T05:58:36Z")
**I have never had Christmas with my parents and siblings.** ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Sensitive](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/58956e/32.png) [@Darth\_Sensitive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Sensitive)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2008, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/1000 "2008-12-21T06:10:52Z")
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