# The "I've Never" Game (Game in Progress) **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [November 18, 2008, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226 "2008-11-18T02:07:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 53
**Author:** ![This\_ll\_Do](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/this_ll_do/32/3023_2.png) [@This\_ll\_Do](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/This_ll_Do)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2008, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/1041 "2008-12-23T22:46:09Z")
**No phone sex**. I’d probably mess it up by laughing, too. ---
**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2008, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/1042 "2008-12-24T00:50:51Z")
**MsWhatsit** , you can go ahead and post. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![MsWhatsit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2008, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/1043 "2008-12-24T01:32:59Z")
Wow, I can’t believe I’m still in. OK, here goes: **I have never had sex outdoors.** For purposes of this game, I am interpreting “outdoors” to mean, nothing between you and the sky. A tent does not count, nor does the stairwell of Sea-Tac International Airport. ---
**Author:** ![Justin\_Credible](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a8b319/32.png) [@Justin\_Credible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Credible)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2008, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/1044 "2008-12-24T02:09:12Z")
**No outside sex for me.** ---
**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2008, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/1045 "2008-12-24T02:37:59Z")
**Dammit! I’m out.** 😃 ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2008, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/1046 "2008-12-24T02:44:04Z")
It’s been great fun, y’all. Not as much fun as outdoor sex, but fun nonetheless. ---
**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2008, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/1047 "2008-12-24T03:30:30Z")
We’ll just have to console ourselves with our good memories. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2008, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/1048 "2008-12-24T03:41:20Z")
> [@Hockey\_Monkey](#): > > We’ll just have to console ourselves with our good memories. 😃 That was you?! Holy shit! ---
**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2008, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/1049 "2008-12-24T04:12:37Z")
_snort!_ ---
**Author:** ![Sofis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Sofis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sofis)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2008, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/1050 "2008-12-24T05:52:04Z")
**Let me count the ways I’ve not had sex…** ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Tyger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Silver\_Tyger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Tyger)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2008, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/1051 "2008-12-24T06:25:08Z")
**Nope** ---
**Author:** ![erleichda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4da419/32.png) [@erleichda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/erleichda)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2008, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/1052 "2008-12-24T06:50:33Z")
**With or without a partner?** 😃 ---
**Author:** ![ToeJam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dfb087/32.png) [@ToeJam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ToeJam)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2008, 8:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/1053 "2008-12-24T08:33:47Z")
Nope. Not outside. Keepy keepy! ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2008, 10:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/1054 "2008-12-24T10:30:55Z")
**Yes** , but surprisingly (for a neopagan hippie chick), only once. Lemme tell ya, much like sex in a pool (oh, right, twice…no roof on a pool), it sounds much better than reality would have it. And pine sap takes forever to get out of a wool cloak. ---
**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2008, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/1055 "2008-12-24T14:54:31Z")
Aluminum picnic tables get really cold at night. Plus they are hard on the back. ---
**Author:** ![NAF1138](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naf1138/32/3245_2.png) [@NAF1138](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NAF1138)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2008, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/1056 "2008-12-24T16:02:56Z")
Let’s see…On the beach (check), in the woods (check), UCLA sculpture garden (check) on a hotel Balcony (check) on our hotel balcony (check). One of those counts I am sure. Have toothpicks. ---
**Author:** ![Justin\_Credible](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a8b319/32.png) [@Justin\_Credible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Credible)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2008, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/1057 "2008-12-24T19:50:55Z")
> [@Justin\_Credible](#): > > **No outside sex for me.** **Oops, I need to change mine. I forgot about pool sex. Yeah, I used to have a lot of that when I had a pool.** ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2008, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/1058 "2008-12-24T20:10:03Z")
Pool, lake, hood of car, bed of truck, woods, beach, etc. Husband is still trying to convince me of the kid’s tree fort. It’s awfully cold out today, though. You know, if my kids ever end up reading my posts when they get older, they are going to go “Ewwwwww! The tree fort! You didn’t! Ewwww!” ---
**Author:** ![AllWalker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/db5fbb/32.png) [@AllWalker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AllWalker)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2008, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/1059 "2008-12-24T22:54:38Z")
Somehow I get the feeling that **if I ever decide to try phone sex,** I will burst out laughing at some point. Though that is not as awkward as laughing during real sex. 😃 And **no outdoorsyness.** ---
**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2008, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/1060 "2008-12-25T00:16:49Z")
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