# The "I've Never" Game (Game in Progress) **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [November 18, 2008, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226 "2008-11-18T02:07:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 54
**Author:** ![Jragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e19b73/32.png) [@Jragon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jragon)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2008, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/1061 "2008-12-25T23:09:17Z")
**What do YOU think given my track record?** šŸ˜› ---
**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2008, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/1062 "2008-12-26T04:06:27Z")
**Iā€™ll be keeping these toothpicks, you crazy nymphos.** šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2008, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/1063 "2008-12-26T16:34:56Z")
**WhyNot** , you may post your next Never now. šŸ™‚ Yā€™all are gonna have to take a detour from sex questions to liberate some toothpicks! ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2008, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/1064 "2008-12-26T18:21:32Z")
Okayā€¦letā€™s see if I can get some wood here! (Erā€¦) **Never have I ever slept in an empty house (save me) for more than two consecutive nights.** I went from living with my mother to living with my son to living with my husband and family. While Iā€™ve had three weekends (in 34 years) where everyone was away at once, two nights without the presence of someone else is the max. ---
**Author:** ![erleichda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4da419/32.png) [@erleichda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/erleichda)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2008, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/1065 "2008-12-26T18:25:12Z")
**Suddenly, Iā€™m feeling very lonelyā€¦** ---
**Author:** ![MsWhatsit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2008, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/1066 "2008-12-26T18:27:04Z")
Do apartments count? ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2008, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/1067 "2008-12-26T18:29:15Z")
> [@MsWhatsit](#): > > Do apartments count? I think if thereā€™s no one in your personal apartment, it counts. Iā€™ve lived in apartments for years, and I count it as not being with people if my neighbors are home but my family is away. Substitute ā€œhomeā€ for ā€œhouseā€, if you like. ---
**Author:** ![MsWhatsit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2008, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/1068 "2008-12-26T18:35:13Z")
OK, just checking. I did live on my own for a full year, my senior year of college, so **hereā€™s your toothpicks!** ---
**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2008, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/1069 "2008-12-26T19:49:43Z")
And \*\*MsWhatsit \*\*is our next to fall. I hope you had fun! ---
**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2008, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/1070 "2008-12-26T19:55:25Z")
**Ha, your paltry attempt to swipe my toothpicks fails horribly!** I hate being alone. ---
**Author:** ![Justin\_Credible](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a8b319/32.png) [@Justin\_Credible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Credible)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2008, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/1071 "2008-12-26T23:12:12Z")
**I briefly lived on my own.** And I sometimes wish that I still do. ---
**Author:** ![NAF1138](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naf1138/32/3245_2.png) [@NAF1138](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NAF1138)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2008, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/1072 "2008-12-26T23:54:08Z")
Toothpicks for WhyNot. ---
**Author:** ![This\_ll\_Do](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/this_ll_do/32/3023_2.png) [@This\_ll\_Do](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/This_ll_Do)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2008, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/1073 "2008-12-27T00:53:31Z")
\*\*Iā€™ve done outdoor sex. I currently live alone, and really like it that way.\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2008, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/1074 "2008-12-27T01:02:19Z")
Thanks for playing **Thisā€™ll Do**. We have some lovely parting gifts for youā€¦now where did I put thoseā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![Jragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e19b73/32.png) [@Jragon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jragon)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2008, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/1075 "2008-12-27T06:54:34Z")
_Hyperventilates and cries_ **Iā€™m _gasp_ so _gasp_ alooooooooooooooooooone _sob_** šŸ˜‰ (ā¤s personal space) ---
**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2008, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/1076 "2008-12-27T07:02:53Z")
_Is starting to wonder if there is something heā€™s missing out on._ ---
**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2008, 7:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/1077 "2008-12-27T07:31:05Z")
**Ro0sh** , you can go! ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2008, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/1078 "2008-12-27T17:56:10Z")
> [@Jragon](#): > > (ā¤s personal space) Personalā€¦space? šŸ˜• šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2008, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/1079 "2008-12-27T18:51:15Z")
Ok, Iā€™m out of the game, but still wanna play šŸ™‚ Iā€™ve been living on my own, most of the time since I moved away from the old folks ten years ago. ---
**Author:** ![Santo\_Rugger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Santo\_Rugger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Santo_Rugger)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2008, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/1080 "2008-12-27T19:57:06Z")
> [@Hockey\_Monkey](#): > > And **Santo Rugger** is the next one out. I thought surely youā€™d be the first. šŸ˜‰ I misunderstood the rules. šŸ˜› Hell, I almost lost my virginity in the bed of my pickup! I lived alone in an A-Frame for about 18 months in college. There were a few 5 day stretches where nobody was sharing my bed. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226.md?page=53) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226.md?page=55)