# The "I've Never" Game (Game in Progress) **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [November 18, 2008, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226 "2008-11-18T02:07:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 55
**Author:** ![AllWalker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/db5fbb/32.png) [@AllWalker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AllWalker)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2008, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/1081 "2008-12-27T22:42:42Z")
\*\*Yeah, I’ve slept alone. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![ToeJam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dfb087/32.png) [@ToeJam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ToeJam)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2008, 9:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/1082 "2008-12-28T09:22:31Z")
huh. Apartments count? Then yeah. Here’s your toothpicks. ---
**Author:** ![ToeJam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dfb087/32.png) [@ToeJam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ToeJam)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2008, 9:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/1083 "2008-12-28T09:26:37Z")
I’ve never attended a Wedding in which 2 non-Indians\* were married nor have I attended a funeral that did not involve an old Indian Man and cremation. \*So if you’ve been to a wedding (including your own) where neither person was an Indian from South East Asia, gimmie gimmie gimmie! Actually I hope to attend one of these in may, it’ll be my first “white people wedding” if you will. I’m quite looking forwards to it 😃 OR if you’ve been to a funeral that didn’t involve cremation and an old indian (again south east asian) man, then fork it over. ---
**Author:** ![Jragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e19b73/32.png) [@Jragon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jragon)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2008, 9:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/1084 "2008-12-28T09:39:21Z")
**These are getting so oddly specific… also, conjunctions are cheating (even if I failed both in this case). ah well, only a game.** ---
**Author:** ![ToeJam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dfb087/32.png) [@ToeJam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ToeJam)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2008, 10:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/1085 "2008-12-28T10:22:10Z")
> [@Jragon](#): > > **These are getting so oddly specific… also, conjunctions are cheating (even if I failed both in this case). ah well, only a game.** If you feel they’re unfair, I can easily make it one or the other, but more specific. I’ve only been to one funeral, and it was a surreal experience, though if you like you can focus on the wedding one as the main one. I was just trying to figure out how to phrase it. I’ve never seen two non-indian people of any denomination get married in person, and that thought had just struck me a few days ago when I WAS invited to a wedding that did involve 2 non-indians and I realized, I have no clue what to expect or do… So if you would really feel its too specific, then just nix the Funeral part, and focus on the wedding as my sole Requirement. ---
**Author:** ![Jragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e19b73/32.png) [@Jragon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jragon)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2008, 10:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/1086 "2008-12-28T10:50:10Z")
> [@Ro0sh](#): > > If you feel they’re unfair, I can easily make it one or the other, but more specific. > > I’ve only been to one funeral, and it was a surreal experience, though if you like you can focus on the wedding one as the main one. I was just trying to figure out how to phrase it. > > I’ve never seen two non-indian people of any denomination get married in person, and that thought had just struck me a few days ago when I WAS invited to a wedding that did involve 2 non-indians and I realized, I have no clue what to expect or do… > > So if you would really feel its too specific, then just nix the Funeral part, and focus on the wedding as my sole Requirement. Nah, I was kinda kidding, besides don’t make it less specific or anything, that’d kill my idea I’m doing on precedent (assuming I survive that long). It is a TAD bit unfair, but this is roun 3, gloves come off for everyone. I admit it seemed kind of angry/authoritative because I messed up the color tag (put color=color instead of =green). Sorry, no offense meant feel free to keep it the way it is and roll in your toothpicks. ---
**Author:** ![Justin\_Credible](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a8b319/32.png) [@Justin\_Credible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Credible)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2008, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/1087 "2008-12-28T12:15:50Z")
**Well, looks like I’m out.** ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2008, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/1088 "2008-12-28T17:00:39Z")
**Never been to an Indian wedding, although I’d love to!** They look like so much fun, with, I’m sure, food to die for. ---
**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2008, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/1089 "2008-12-28T17:09:18Z")
> [@Ro0sh](#): > > I’ve never seen two non-indian people of any denomination get married in person, and that thought had just struck me a few days ago when I WAS invited to a wedding that did involve 2 non-indians and I realized, I have no clue what to expect or do… Well, first of all, don’t forget to make a donation toward the purchase of a Trout of True Love. Also, it’s considered classy to show up in nothing but a cummerbund… **Hands over toothpicks dressed up in veils and bow ties.** ---
**Author:** ![erleichda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4da419/32.png) [@erleichda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/erleichda)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2008, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/1090 "2008-12-28T19:21:51Z")
I hate weddings, but I have been to a few(w/o Indians); have some more toothpicks, **Ro0sh**! ---
**Author:** ![AllWalker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/db5fbb/32.png) [@AllWalker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AllWalker)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2008, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/1091 "2008-12-28T23:47:39Z")
\*\*It would take too long to read your Never, so I give up. Take my toothpicks and my wallet. 😃 \*\* ---
**Author:** ![NAF1138](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naf1138/32/3245_2.png) [@NAF1138](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NAF1138)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2008, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/1092 "2008-12-29T17:30:08Z")
I have never been to a wedding that involved two Indian people. Though I have been to a wedding that involved one Indian person. **So have a toothpick or five.** ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Tyger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Silver\_Tyger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Tyger)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2008, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/1093 "2008-12-29T20:11:28Z")
**I live alone and prefer it** Heck, even when I lived with my parents there were times they went on vacation and left me by my lonesome for a week. **Never been to an Indian wedding or funeral** ---
**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2008, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/1094 "2008-12-30T14:55:46Z")
**Darth Sensitive** , you have a few questions to catch up and it’s your turn to post. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Sensitive](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/58956e/32.png) [@Darth\_Sensitive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Sensitive)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2009, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/1095 "2009-01-02T06:49:22Z")
Ok - sorry guys, busy holidays. **No phone sex, or sex outside. Yes to spending days alone and not going to an indian wedding.** No phone sex, but it’s a good thing nobody mentioned interesting texts. I’ve spent time housesitting for the family and have a single dorm, so that definitely qualifies. **Roosh** - low blow. That leaves me at 2, so… **I’ve never owned a credit card.** (Have one for emergencies, but it belongs to the 'rents, not me.) ---
**Author:** ![erleichda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4da419/32.png) [@erleichda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/erleichda)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2009, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/1096 "2009-01-02T06:52:12Z")
\*\*Damn. I had one, once. \*\* (And nice to see you again, Darth! Thought you were gone forever!) ---
**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2009, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/1097 "2009-01-02T07:23:22Z")
**Only a debit.** ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2009, 7:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/1098 "2009-01-02T07:54:40Z")
**Too many credit cards!** ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Tyger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Silver\_Tyger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Tyger)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2009, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/1099 "2009-01-02T16:33:00Z")
**Yup** with too much on it… ---
**Author:** ![NAF1138](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naf1138/32/3245_2.png) [@NAF1138](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NAF1138)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2009, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/1100 "2009-01-02T17:11:21Z")
I have one. I guess that counts. Have your damn toothpicks. 😛 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226.md?page=54) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226.md?page=56)