# The "I've Never" Game (Game in Progress) **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [November 18, 2008, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226 "2008-11-18T02:07:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 56
**Author:** ![Sofis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Sofis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sofis)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2009, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/1101 "2009-01-02T23:17:29Z")
Oh yeah, toothpicks. **I’ve lived alone for some time now.** **The two weddings and one funeral I’ve been to were distinctly un-Indian.** **But my card is debit only.** ---
**Author:** ![AllWalker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/db5fbb/32.png) [@AllWalker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AllWalker)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2009, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/1102 "2009-01-02T23:43:43Z")
No credit cards ---
**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2009, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/1103 "2009-01-03T00:19:16Z")
**Hockey Monkey** , will you be doing a new one when this one is over? 'Cause this is really fun 😃 ---
**Author:** ![ToeJam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dfb087/32.png) [@ToeJam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ToeJam)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2009, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/1104 "2009-01-03T04:14:06Z")
Nope, no credit card of my own… ---
**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2009, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/1105 "2009-01-03T14:29:26Z")
\*\*erleichda \*\*and \*\*WhyNot \*\*go out… ☹ I’m not planning to run another game in the near future. I have no problem with anyone else picking up the reigns though. **Silver Tyger Girl** you can post a Never now. ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Tyger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Silver\_Tyger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Tyger)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2009, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/1106 "2009-01-03T20:32:35Z")
I’m going to be mean. **I’ve never had sex** - defined as pleasurable and with another person. Oral, gay, straight, etc, all count. =^\_^= ---
**Author:** ![AllWalker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/db5fbb/32.png) [@AllWalker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AllWalker)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2009, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/1107 "2009-01-04T00:54:11Z")
**Nope, still a virgin.** Anyone care to break me in? Anyone? _sigh_ ---
**Author:** ![ToeJam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dfb087/32.png) [@ToeJam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ToeJam)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2009, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/1108 "2009-01-04T06:14:09Z")
toothpicks for stg. ---
**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2009, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/1109 "2009-01-04T06:26:16Z")
**If they existed, I could ride a unicorn.** ---
**Author:** ![ToeJam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dfb087/32.png) [@ToeJam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ToeJam)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2009, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/1110 "2009-01-06T06:40:26Z")
bump ---
**Author:** ![Sofis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Sofis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sofis)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2009, 10:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/1111 "2009-01-06T10:35:15Z")
**Unsurprisingly, virigns are highly represented among those still in the game.** ---
**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2009, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/1112 "2009-01-06T15:50:19Z")
I guess \*\*AllWalker \*\*can post now. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![NAF1138](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naf1138/32/3245_2.png) [@NAF1138](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NAF1138)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2009, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/1113 "2009-01-06T22:39:12Z")
I didn’t answer this one. And I think I am still in the game. I have had sex. ---
**Author:** ![AllWalker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/db5fbb/32.png) [@AllWalker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AllWalker)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2009, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/1114 "2009-01-06T22:52:14Z")
Okay, here goes… I have never locked myself out of anything. Anything being defined as things like your house, office, car, suitcase, secret wall safe with the nuclear launch codes, etc, etc. Basically any situation where you close a locked door with your keys on the other side of it, leading to inconvenience. (I’m paranoid about locking myself out, so I always hold my keys when closing and locking doors). ---
**Author:** ![NAF1138](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naf1138/32/3245_2.png) [@NAF1138](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NAF1138)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2009, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/1115 "2009-01-06T22:54:29Z")
I have also been locked out. ---
**Author:** ![ToeJam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dfb087/32.png) [@ToeJam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ToeJam)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2009, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/1116 "2009-01-07T00:00:39Z")
> [@NAF1138](#): > > I have also been locked out. This. :sigh: You guys are playing dirty! ---
**Author:** ![NAF1138](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naf1138/32/3245_2.png) [@NAF1138](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NAF1138)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2009, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/1117 "2009-01-07T00:08:04Z")
> [@Ro0sh](#): > > This. > :sigh: > You guys are playing dirty! So, question for you RoOshy. When it comes to my turn…should I be as evil as you were, more evil or less evil? I have one never that could be any of those three depending on phrasing. ---
**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2009, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/1118 "2009-01-07T00:27:35Z")
> [@NAF1138](#): > > And I think I am still in the game. I’m sorry to have to tell you this… (It was the being locked out that did you in.) 😛 ---
**Author:** ![NAF1138](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naf1138/32/3245_2.png) [@NAF1138](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NAF1138)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2009, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/1119 "2009-01-07T00:31:12Z")
Damn, and my next one had such potential for evil! Oh well, I will save it for when someone runs another round. ---
**Author:** ![ToeJam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dfb087/32.png) [@ToeJam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ToeJam)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2009, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/1120 "2009-01-07T00:39:44Z")
feel free to pm me the question **NAf** , if I win this one, I think i’ll retire from these sorts of games 😃 Best not to push my luck too much! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226.md?page=55) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226.md?page=57)