# The "I've Never" Game (Game in Progress) **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [November 18, 2008, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226 "2008-11-18T02:07:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Sofis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Sofis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sofis)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2008, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/121 "2008-11-19T23:15:54Z")
> [@Justin\_Credible](#): > > **I have never been drunk**. **Well, that’s just incredible.** ---
**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2008, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/122 "2008-11-19T23:32:32Z")
> [@Justin\_Credible](#): > > Alright, time for my statement: > > **I have never been drunk**. Since I assume you mean drunk on fermented jak milk, I keep my toothpick 😃 Ok, ok… **you get my friggin toothpick** This isn’t going very well ☹ ---
**Author:** ![This\_ll\_Do](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/this_ll_do/32/3023_2.png) [@This\_ll\_Do](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/This_ll_Do)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2008, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/123 "2008-11-19T23:49:20Z")
**I give a toothpick to Justin Credible.** ---
**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2008, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/124 "2008-11-19T23:51:47Z")
**I give my toothpick to Justin Credible**. With a :dubious: at you for good measure. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Tyger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Silver\_Tyger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Tyger)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2008, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/125 "2008-11-20T00:03:41Z")
**I keep my toothpick** ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2008, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/126 "2008-11-20T00:34:23Z")
Bulllsh–! Oops, sorry wrong game. \*\* I give my toothpick to Justin Credible.\*\* ---
**Author:** ![AllWalker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/db5fbb/32.png) [@AllWalker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AllWalker)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2008, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/127 "2008-11-20T01:03:58Z")
\*\*I give Justin Credible a toothpick. \*\* Oh, do I ever part with that toothpick. It’s gone like the buzz you get from cheap vodka. ---
**Author:** ![MsWhatsit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2008, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/128 "2008-11-20T01:18:37Z")
Seriously? **Goodbye, toothpick. I hardly knew ye.** ---
**Author:** ![erleichda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4da419/32.png) [@erleichda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/erleichda)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2008, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/129 "2008-11-20T01:52:33Z")
**Justin gets my toothpick as well.** And a little envy to go with it. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2008, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/130 "2008-11-20T03:05:53Z")
**Accidently spill my entire box of toothpicks all over Justin Credible** ---
**Author:** ![Santo\_Rugger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Santo\_Rugger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Santo_Rugger)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2008, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/131 "2008-11-20T03:25:08Z")
> [@Silver Tyger Girl](#): > > [COLOR"Purple"] **I keep my toothpick** [/COLOR] You too?! :o **Would anybody believe me if I tried to keep my toothpick?** ---
**Author:** ![Revenant\_Threshold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@Revenant\_Threshold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revenant_Threshold)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2008, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/132 "2008-11-20T05:02:16Z")
**Have a toothpick!** And i’ll have a slice of lemon. ---
**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2008, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/133 "2008-11-20T05:03:05Z")
**I keep my toothpick.** ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Tyger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Silver\_Tyger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Tyger)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2008, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/134 "2008-11-20T05:24:27Z")
> [@Santo\_Rugger](#): > > You too?! :o > > **Would anybody believe me if I tried to keep my toothpick?** I’ve been slightly buzzed once, but never drunk. I don’t like the taste of alcohol and drink too slowly for mixed drinks to affect me. ---
**Author:** ![Santo\_Rugger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Santo\_Rugger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Santo_Rugger)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2008, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/135 "2008-11-20T05:50:10Z")
> [@Silver Tyger Girl](#): > > I’ve been slightly buzzed once, but never drunk. I don’t like the taste of alcohol and drink too slowly for mixed drinks to affect me. Yeah… um… me too! _looking around suspiciously_ ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Sensitive](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/58956e/32.png) [@Darth\_Sensitive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Sensitive)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2008, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/136 "2008-11-20T06:03:50Z")
**I too keep my toothpick** Unless the authorities count getting to the point of being warm and extra friendly but not more - then I’d give it away. ---
**Author:** ![NAF1138](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naf1138/32/3245_2.png) [@NAF1138](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NAF1138)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2008, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/137 "2008-11-20T06:26:14Z")
> [@Darth\_Sensitive](#): > > **I too keep my toothpick** > > Unless the authorities count getting to the point of being warm and extra friendly but not more - then I’d give it away. Warm and extra friendly I would say doesn’t count. But that’s HM’s call. But here’s an idea, drink tonight, puke until you burst at least one blood vessel in your eye and join the cool kids. ---
**Author:** ![Santo\_Rugger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Santo\_Rugger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Santo_Rugger)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2008, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/138 "2008-11-20T06:59:18Z")
> [@NAF1138](#): > > Warm and extra friendly I would say doesn’t count. But that’s HM’s call. But here’s an idea, drink tonight, puke until you burst at least one blood vessel in your eye and join the cool kids. That, and he wouldn’t have to keep his toothpick. ---
**Author:** ![Jragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e19b73/32.png) [@Jragon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jragon)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2008, 7:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/139 "2008-11-20T07:42:21Z")
**I too keep my toothpick** ---
**Author:** ![MsWhatsit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2008, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/140 "2008-11-20T12:47:53Z")
I’m going to be offline for a lot of today so I’m going to go ahead and give my statement now; hopefully that won’t make things too confusing for **Hockey Monkey**. **I have never broken one of my bones.** [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226.md?page=8)