# The Jack Chick of Homosexuality **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 1, 2001, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-jack-chick-of-homosexuality/79292 "2001-09-01T15:55:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2001, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-jack-chick-of-homosexuality/79292/1 "2001-09-01T15:55:34Z")
A while back, we asked for volunteers to illustrate some Pit threads that were Jack Chick parodies for [Teemings](http://www.teemings.com). Our good friend **Spoofe** came through. Read it and giggle : [The Jack Chick of Homosexuality](http://www.teemings.com/extras/spoofe01.html) by MEBuckner as illustrated by Spoofe. Thanks, man! ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2001, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-jack-chick-of-homosexuality/79292/2 "2001-09-01T16:11:56Z")
Darn it! I thought Phred would at LEAST get a mention SOMEWHERE! Actually, it was hilarious. Especially that one panel with the guy’s butt in the foreground. ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2001, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-jack-chick-of-homosexuality/79292/3 "2001-09-01T16:15:52Z")
Damn, that’s some funny stuff! Good job MEBuckner and Spoofe! ---
**Author:** ![Sultan\_Kinkari](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7bcc69/32.png) [@Sultan\_Kinkari](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sultan_Kinkari)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2001, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-jack-chick-of-homosexuality/79292/4 "2001-09-01T16:19:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Baker \* > \*\*DEspecially that one panel with the guy’s butt in the foreground. \*\* That was the lesbian’s butt. **Eutychus55 and SPOOFE** , great job. I especially like the moustache on the gay guy. What does “jack chick” mean? ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2001, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-jack-chick-of-homosexuality/79292/5 "2001-09-01T16:24:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by wishbone \* > \*\*Eutychus55 and SPOOFE, great job. I especially like the moustache on the gay guy. What does “jack chick” mean? \*\* No kudos for me, thanks. I just posted what these two did. See [Jack Chick Publications](http://www.chick.com) for a better explanation. ---
**Author:** ![Albert\_Rose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de053/32.png) [@Albert\_Rose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Albert_Rose)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2001, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-jack-chick-of-homosexuality/79292/6 "2001-09-01T16:41:03Z")
> [@](#): > > It…it seems to powerful to resist! That’s funny. Good job, **MEBuckner** and **SPOOFE**. ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2001, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-jack-chick-of-homosexuality/79292/7 "2001-09-01T20:58:00Z")
Wow, SPOOFE, you’re pretty talented! MEBuckner, damn funny. Good job, guys. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Lao](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2bfe46/32.png) [@Dr.Lao](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Lao)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2001, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-jack-chick-of-homosexuality/79292/8 "2001-09-01T22:29:20Z")
The only thing it is missing is a checklist for becoming homosexual. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![capacitor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e47774/32.png) [@capacitor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/capacitor)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2001, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-jack-chick-of-homosexuality/79292/9 "2001-09-02T01:49:28Z")
Also, you may want to have dropped in a few famous people who were or are gay. Good job to the both of you. Is this where we can suggest some Jack Chick-type tracts on the virtues of, for example, Rap Music? ---
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2001, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-jack-chick-of-homosexuality/79292/10 "2001-09-02T04:02:45Z")
Doggone it, guys! It’s hysterical, but you left out a “haw haw” or two. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![detop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@detop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/detop)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2001, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-jack-chick-of-homosexuality/79292/11 "2001-09-02T04:13:18Z")
Seems to me that people needs to see [the thread that started it](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=67200). ---
**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2001, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-jack-chick-of-homosexuality/79292/12 "2001-09-02T04:15:51Z")
You forgot the toaster awarding ceremony. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2001, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-jack-chick-of-homosexuality/79292/13 "2001-09-02T04:21:52Z")
Nice job on the illustrations, Spoofe. In all fairness, I should point out that much of the [original text](http://www.teemings.com/extras/mebuckner01.html) was actually the work of Dr. Paul Cameron of the [Family Research Institute](http://www.familyresearchinst.org/), as detailed in [this article](http://www.pflagdetroit.org/Holy_War_OnGays.htm). Perhaps if some of you have been helped to overcome your heterosexuality by Dr. Cameron’s work you could drop him a line letting him know how he’s helped you. I’m sure he’d love the validation… ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2001, 8:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-jack-chick-of-homosexuality/79292/14 "2001-09-02T08:24:04Z")
Aw, shucks, ‘tweren’t nothin’. Up next… the Jack Chick of Moon Hoaxes, featuring Seethroo P. Arthur. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_griffin-kentzel/32/14787_2.png) [@Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Griffin-Kentzel)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2001, 10:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-jack-chick-of-homosexuality/79292/15 "2001-09-02T10:30:42Z")
Bravo! ---
**Author:** ![NutWrench](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nutwrench/32/20193_2.png) [@NutWrench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NutWrench)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2001, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-jack-chick-of-homosexuality/79292/16 "2001-09-02T13:53:08Z")
Nice! 🙂 I think it needs a different catchphrase at the end. Something more sinister and “Red Scare” - ish. ---
**Author:** ![Padeye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@Padeye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Padeye)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2001, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-jack-chick-of-homosexuality/79292/17 "2001-09-02T21:48:11Z")
Blasphemers and wicked deviants… I am so frigging proud to be associated with you fine people. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Bad\_Astronomer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f05b48/32.png) [@The\_Bad\_Astronomer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Bad_Astronomer)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2001, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-jack-chick-of-homosexuality/79292/18 "2001-09-02T23:39:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SPOOFE \* > **Up next… the Jack Chick of Moon Hoaxes** Oh, please drop me an email when that is done. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![pesch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pesch/32/4925_2.png) [@pesch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pesch)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2001, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-jack-chick-of-homosexuality/79292/19 "2001-09-02T23:41:51Z")
And for the benefit of **Dr. Lao** , here’s the checklist for the back of his pamplhet (copied from MEBuckner’s post) YES, I want to have tons of unbelievably great, heroin-like man-on-man action and/or hot lesbian sex! I accept homosexuality into my various orifices and will never again be contented with plain, boring straight sex. Date: \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ \*If you have become a homosexual, you have just begun a wonderful new sex life. Now: \* 1.) Have as much gay/lesbian sex as you possibly can, with lots of anonymous partners! 2.) Recruit, recruit, recruit–remember to go to places where young, impressionable children like to hang out–schools are good, but playgrounds and malls offer even better opportunities to talk to the kids without adult supervision. 3.) Don’t forget to advance the homosexual cultural agenda as well. We can never again let there be another tragedy like the cancellation of Ellen! (My word, I had forgotten that the good doctor supplied the argument for gay sex. Why weren’t we told about this before? I’m going gay today!)