# The Jack Dean Tyler / JDT / J. Dean Tyler Threads : Bumper Pack Christmas Edition **URL:** \ **Category:** About This Message Board\ **Created:** [November 22, 2000, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-jack-dean-tyler-jdt-j-dean-tyler-threads-bumper-pack-christmas-edition/42270 "2000-11-22T13:02:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![London\_Calling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@London\_Calling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/London_Calling)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2000, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-jack-dean-tyler-jdt-j-dean-tyler-threads-bumper-pack-christmas-edition/42270/1 "2000-11-22T13:02:10Z")
Well, after my nice cup of tea / quilt-making session with the Straight Dope Fisher Women yesterday, I feel like a little house tidying. Just putting these in the archive for future ease of reference. [Penile Lengthening Column](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=43031&pagenumber=1) – **Birth of the Legend / First Contact** _courtesy of Jack Dean Taylor_ [The Phenomenon Continues](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=45330&pagenumber=1) - **Exploring Psychosis** \*courtesy of Gaudere \* [Jack-ass Dean Tyler](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=44175&pagenumber=1) – **Brought to Book** \*courtesy of blessedwolf \* [The Hunt For A Sig](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=46061&pagenumber=1) - **Important Board Etiquette Addressed** \*courtesy of weirddave \* [J. Dean Tyler’s Church of Circumscientology](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=47197) – \*\*The Church of the Poisoned Mind \*\*_courtesy of Duke_ [Another one for Gilbert&Sullivan/JDT fans/foes](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=47575) – **A Savoy Opera** \* courtesy of psychobunny \* ---
**Author:** ![London\_Calling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@London\_Calling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/London_Calling)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2000, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-jack-dean-tyler-jdt-j-dean-tyler-threads-bumper-pack-christmas-edition/42270/2 "2000-11-22T13:23:24Z")
Actually, that might be a little presumptuous of me – assumed it wasn’t a Mod job and wanted to link them together. Didn’t mean to step on toes. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2000, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-jack-dean-tyler-jdt-j-dean-tyler-threads-bumper-pack-christmas-edition/42270/3 "2000-11-22T13:28:25Z")
No toes were stepped on, London\_Calling. This may actually be useful as a reference when people want to read up on this, well, interesting phenomenon. I’m not entirely sure if it should go in ATMB, but I wouldn’t know where to move it either. So let’s see what happens with it 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Billdo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/billdo/32/315_2.png) [@Billdo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Billdo)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2000, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-jack-dean-tyler-jdt-j-dean-tyler-threads-bumper-pack-christmas-edition/42270/4 "2000-11-22T13:54:19Z")
Actually, London\_Calling, you haven’t collected half of the Jack Dean Tyler-inspired threads. I may have missed a few, but I think I’ve caught most of the rest of them here: [appropriate moderating in GD?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=44307), a serious Pit thread by andros discussing the actions of the moderators in the first Great Debates thread. [Is Jack Dean Tyler Sincere?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=45500), the eternal question asked by hansel. [Penile Lengthening Column II](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=45381), Jack Dean Tyler’s attempt to restart the original thread after it was closed – cruelly cut short shortly after its birth. [A very special thank you to Jack Dean Tyler](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=47222), OpalCat’s appreciation for the JDT-inspired posts she has added to her Teeming Millions archives. [Circumcision Haiku, in honor of JDT](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=46725), Mr. Cynical’s adaptation of a japanese poetic form to the modern tragedy of routine infant circumscision. [The Church of the Visible Pink Foreskin](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=46615), impunha’s religious inspiration. [Survey For The Ladies Re: Nipple Stimulation](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=46270), Shayna’s inquiry regarding the sensual possibilities of the power-suck. [Do Most of The Dopers Have Little “Things”](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=45345), a personal survey by Wildest Bill. ---
**Author:** ![London\_Calling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@London\_Calling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/London_Calling)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2000, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-jack-dean-tyler-jdt-j-dean-tyler-threads-bumper-pack-christmas-edition/42270/5 "2000-11-22T16:47:13Z")
_Circumstantial_ evidence Yikes Billdo ! I’ve obviously only seen the **tip** of this particular iceberg. ---
**Author:** ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2000, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-jack-dean-tyler-jdt-j-dean-tyler-threads-bumper-pack-christmas-edition/42270/6 "2000-11-22T16:57:14Z")
You are forgetting this one, which has an interesting theory: [Lewis Carroll anagrams](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=46423) ---
**Author:** ![Homer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df788c/32.png) [@Homer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homer)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2000, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-jack-dean-tyler-jdt-j-dean-tyler-threads-bumper-pack-christmas-edition/42270/7 "2000-11-23T01:24:56Z")
Wasn’t Jack Dean Tyler around before, known as JDT? –Tim ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2000, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-jack-dean-tyler-jdt-j-dean-tyler-threads-bumper-pack-christmas-edition/42270/8 "2000-11-23T06:08:17Z")
[A Christmas SD column: Is there a Jack Dean Tyler?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=47783) ---
**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2000, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-jack-dean-tyler-jdt-j-dean-tyler-threads-bumper-pack-christmas-edition/42270/9 "2000-11-24T05:52:18Z")
[Survey Says! JDT is dead wrong](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=47817), courtesy of **OpalCat**. This thread gave me a new sig. ---
**Author:** ![Billdo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/billdo/32/315_2.png) [@Billdo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Billdo)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-jack-dean-tyler-jdt-j-dean-tyler-threads-bumper-pack-christmas-edition/42270/10 "2000-11-28T15:32:54Z")
Lizard has just endorsed [Jack Dean Tyler for President!!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=48371). DO NOT call me for the recount! ---
**Author:** ![Lizard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@Lizard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lizard)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 7:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-jack-dean-tyler-jdt-j-dean-tyler-threads-bumper-pack-christmas-edition/42270/11 "2000-11-29T07:32:40Z")
I don’t know if “endorsed” is the right term. Let’s just say I enjoy a little chaos, and with JDT in charge there should be plenty. Can you imagine what would happen if the 85-90% of the U.S. male population that is circumcised suddenly discovered their inner anger at this fact? I mean, there’d be rioting in the streets! Rabbis held hostage! “Foreskin Fraternities” would spring up on every college campus! Chaos galore! Yippeee! ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 9:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-jack-dean-tyler-jdt-j-dean-tyler-threads-bumper-pack-christmas-edition/42270/12 "2000-11-30T09:40:35Z")
**London\_Calling** and **Billdo** , you forgot [one other thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=47631) pertaining to this phenomenon. ---
**Author:** ![Lizard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@Lizard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lizard)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2000, 7:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-jack-dean-tyler-jdt-j-dean-tyler-threads-bumper-pack-christmas-edition/42270/13 "2000-12-01T07:54:47Z")
Hah! Allow me to be the first to post [a link here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=48905) to the latest JDT thread! I don’t know whether to admire Mr. Tyler’s sheer staying power in the collective mind of the SDMB or be scared to death. ---
**Author:** ![MarkyDeSade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/35a633/32.png) [@MarkyDeSade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MarkyDeSade)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2001, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-jack-dean-tyler-jdt-j-dean-tyler-threads-bumper-pack-christmas-edition/42270/14 "2001-11-10T13:49:41Z")
Wow. Jack was a character, huh? Has anybody ever thought of publishing his works? I wonder if he’s still alive… ---
**Author:** ![Slip\_Mahoney](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Slip\_Mahoney](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slip_Mahoney)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2001, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-jack-dean-tyler-jdt-j-dean-tyler-threads-bumper-pack-christmas-edition/42270/15 "2001-11-10T14:48:56Z")
JDT was working the crowd when I was still a lurker. Which one of you guys thunk him up? ---
**Author:** ![London\_Calling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@London\_Calling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/London_Calling)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2001, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-jack-dean-tyler-jdt-j-dean-tyler-threads-bumper-pack-christmas-edition/42270/16 "2001-11-10T15:04:38Z")
If the **Mods** want to lock this and just leave it in the archive for reference, it’s okay with me.