# The Japanese think of EVERYTHING!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-japanese-think-of-everything/158088>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 28, 2003, 8:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-japanese-think-of-everything/158088 "2003-02-28T08:43:21Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![Muad\_Dib](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/35a633/32.png) [@Muad\_Dib](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muad_Dib)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 8:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-japanese-think-of-everything/158088/1 "2003-02-28T08:43:21Z")

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[I wonder if you could overclock it?](http://www.watch.impress.co.jp/akiba/hotline/20030222/image/tooth1.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Jonno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f19dbf/32.png) [@Jonno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonno)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 9:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-japanese-think-of-everything/158088/2 "2003-02-28T09:02:51Z")

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That’s freakin’ cool! I can finally satisfy my deepest darkest desire. Looking at crappy internet porn and brushing my teeth _at the same time_.

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**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-japanese-think-of-everything/158088/3 "2003-02-28T13:51:10Z")

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I’m pretty sure it’s a fake, what with all the plastic wrap around the lower half of it. Even so, it’s a neat idea.

USB-powered sex toys, though, _that_ would make the porn surfing experience complete!

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**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-japanese-think-of-everything/158088/4 "2003-02-28T15:04:08Z")

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Hmmmm…is it XP-compatible?

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**Author:** ![Mooney252](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7c8e57/32.png) [@Mooney252](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mooney252)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-japanese-think-of-everything/158088/5 "2003-02-28T15:28:14Z")

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It’s a keyboard cleaner, right?

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**Author:** ![slortar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@slortar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slortar)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-japanese-think-of-everything/158088/6 "2003-02-28T19:06:30Z")

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HardOCP has been posting more widgets like that lately. My personal favorite is the USB powered coffee warmer. Now that’s an insightful invention.

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-japanese-think-of-everything/158088/7 "2003-02-28T20:00:32Z")

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I don’t get it, but if you think the Japanese think of everything, drive a BMW and get really impressed!

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**Author:** ![Gozu\_Tashoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7993a0/32.png) [@Gozu\_Tashoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu_Tashoya)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2003, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-japanese-think-of-everything/158088/8 "2003-03-01T19:44:19Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Sublight \*  
> \*\*I’m pretty sure it’s a fake, what with all the plastic wrap around the lower half of it. Even so, it’s a neat idea.
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> USB-powered sex toys, though, _that_ would make the porn surfing experience complete! \*\*

You mean like [the iBrator?](http://www.sleeplessknights.com/Pages/ibrator.html)
