# The Jellyman doesn't look sorry for what he did

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 7, 2004, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-jellyman-doesnt-look-sorry-for-what-he-did/278582 "2004-12-07T18:21:31Z")\
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**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2004, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-jellyman-doesnt-look-sorry-for-what-he-did/278582/21 "2004-12-09T21:03:47Z")

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_Who can take a hotel room, sprinkle it with ewwww  
Cover it with jelly and a crack vial or two  
The Jelly Man, oh the Jelly Man can …_

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**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2004, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-jellyman-doesnt-look-sorry-for-what-he-did/278582/22 "2004-12-09T21:09:24Z")

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> [@Ponder Stibbons](#):
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> _Who can take a hotel room, sprinkle it with **ewwww**  
> Cover it with jelly and a crack vial or two  
> The Jelly Man, oh the Jelly Man can …_

Not bad, grasshopper. May I suggest ‘Goo’? 🙂

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