# "The Jew is the incarnation of Satan and the symbol of evil."

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-jew-is-the-incarnation-of-satan-and-the-symbol-of-evil/294715>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 15, 2005, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-jew-is-the-incarnation-of-satan-and-the-symbol-of-evil/294715 "2005-03-15T22:19:20Z")\
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**Author:** ![bizzwire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/958977/32.png) [@bizzwire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bizzwire)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2005, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-jew-is-the-incarnation-of-satan-and-the-symbol-of-evil/294715/21 "2005-03-16T01:00:14Z")

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> [@Jackmannii](#):
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> Sorry, I wouldn’t dream of reading an _abridged_ version of _Mein Kampf_ and missing all the good stuff.  
> It is true though. I am Evil.

Funny…you don’t _type_ Jewish…

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**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2005, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-jew-is-the-incarnation-of-satan-and-the-symbol-of-evil/294715/22 "2005-03-16T01:37:13Z")

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> [@Jackmannii](#):
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> Stalin sucks, too.
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> And he didn’t even write any bestsellers.

Mussolini did, though. _And_ Saddam Hussein.

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2005, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-jew-is-the-incarnation-of-satan-and-the-symbol-of-evil/294715/23 "2005-03-16T01:51:50Z")

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And all three of 'em are pikers compared to Mao.

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**Author:** ![Good\_Egg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/96bed5/32.png) [@Good\_Egg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Good_Egg)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2005, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-jew-is-the-incarnation-of-satan-and-the-symbol-of-evil/294715/24 "2005-03-16T02:34:16Z")

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agrred, Didn’t Mao kill more people than the others? I know someone who thinks he killed no one.

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2005, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-jew-is-the-incarnation-of-satan-and-the-symbol-of-evil/294715/25 "2005-03-16T02:42:38Z")

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I dunno about that. I was just talking about book sales.

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**Author:** ![Metacom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecae2f/32.png) [@Metacom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Metacom)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2005, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-jew-is-the-incarnation-of-satan-and-the-symbol-of-evil/294715/26 "2005-03-16T02:52:16Z")

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> [@Good Egg](#):
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> agrred, Didn’t Mao kill more people than the others? I know someone who thinks he killed no one.

Technically, their right. Mostly it was the starvation.

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**Author:** ![Good\_Egg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/96bed5/32.png) [@Good\_Egg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Good_Egg)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2005, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-jew-is-the-incarnation-of-satan-and-the-symbol-of-evil/294715/27 "2005-03-16T02:54:52Z")

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> [@Miller](#):
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> I dunno about that. I was just talking about book sales.

:dubious: 😛

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2005, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-jew-is-the-incarnation-of-satan-and-the-symbol-of-evil/294715/28 "2005-03-16T04:03:07Z")

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> [@bizzwire](#):
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> Funny…you don’t _type_ Jewish…

Our "i"s usually don’t have dots. It’s a Yiddish font.  
;j

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2005, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-jew-is-the-incarnation-of-satan-and-the-symbol-of-evil/294715/29 "2005-03-16T04:07:00Z")

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> [@ultrafilter](#):
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> Well, that and he’s been dead 60 years.

Good gad, man! Get a grip!  
Don’t you know he led the Falkland War from his secret bunker in Buenos Aries at the age of 96?

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2005, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-jew-is-the-incarnation-of-satan-and-the-symbol-of-evil/294715/30 "2005-03-16T04:36:18Z")

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But…according to Jack Chick, the Vatican is the incarnation of Satan and the symbol of evil! I’m so confused!

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**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2005, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-jew-is-the-incarnation-of-satan-and-the-symbol-of-evil/294715/31 "2005-03-16T05:10:26Z")

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> [@Guinastasia](#):
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> But…according to Jack Chick, the Vatican is the incarnation of Satan and the symbol of evil! I’m so confused!

Jack Chick often refers to Hitler’s Germany as “Catholic Germany.” Apparently, the reason Hitler was so evil was because he was a member of Satan’s church.

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**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2005, 9:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-jew-is-the-incarnation-of-satan-and-the-symbol-of-evil/294715/32 "2005-03-16T09:39:45Z")

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> [@Miller](#):
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> And all three of 'em are pikers compared to Mao.

What if we throw Kim Il Jung into the mix?

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**Author:** ![zagloba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/977dab/32.png) [@zagloba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zagloba)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2005, 10:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-jew-is-the-incarnation-of-satan-and-the-symbol-of-evil/294715/33 "2005-03-16T10:46:28Z")

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> [@betenoir](#):
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> > [@Good Egg](#):
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> > This may be a good place to remark upon this; I read somewhere that everyone was up in arms because Hitler wanted a united Europe, and now we do have one and its a good thing. Different times?
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> Err…a bit more than different times. If you can’t note the difference…

**betenoir** , either **Good Egg** has whooshed you or you’ve whooshed me. I cracked up when I read **Good Egg** ’s post.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2005, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-jew-is-the-incarnation-of-satan-and-the-symbol-of-evil/294715/34 "2005-03-16T12:59:32Z")

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> [@Guinastasia](#):
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> But…according to Jack Chick, the Vatican is the incarnation of Satan and the symbol of evil! I’m so confused!

This is supposed to be one of those Elders of Zion secrets, but I’ll clue you in: we wear the same kind of [hat.](http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4353725.stm)

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2005, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-jew-is-the-incarnation-of-satan-and-the-symbol-of-evil/294715/35 "2005-03-16T13:35:30Z")

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Okay, I read it. And I have to say…

I don’t like the sound of these Boncentration Bamps.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2005, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-jew-is-the-incarnation-of-satan-and-the-symbol-of-evil/294715/36 "2005-03-16T14:00:11Z")

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Speaking of bestsellers, anyone remember “The Little Red Book of Chairman LBJ” (a parody of Mao’s book)?  
It was full of classic Lyndon sayings, such as “Don’t spit in the soup. We’ve all got to eat.”

And is it Kim Jong Il or Kim Il Jong? I might need to look him up in the phone book.

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2005, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-jew-is-the-incarnation-of-satan-and-the-symbol-of-evil/294715/37 "2005-03-16T14:40:39Z")

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“Don’t be a schtupid, be a schmarty,  
come and join the Nazi Party!”  
-_Springtime for Hitler_

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2005, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-jew-is-the-incarnation-of-satan-and-the-symbol-of-evil/294715/38 "2005-03-16T14:46:19Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> This is supposed to be one of those Elders of Zion secrets, but I’ll clue you in: we wear the same kind of [hat.](http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4353725.stm)

Stop spilling the beans, or you’ll be sleeping with the gefilte fishes.

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**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2005, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-jew-is-the-incarnation-of-satan-and-the-symbol-of-evil/294715/39 "2005-03-16T15:03:14Z")

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Well, I’ll say this. I finally found out what the other two Reichs were. Plus Adolph sure was a whiney fuck, wasn’t he?

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**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2005, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-jew-is-the-incarnation-of-satan-and-the-symbol-of-evil/294715/40 "2005-03-16T15:04:18Z")

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Gah! I meant **Adolf** , of course. I have no idea how whiney Mr. Coors was.

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