# "The Jews killed Arafat!"

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-jews-killed-arafat/276155>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 22, 2004, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-jews-killed-arafat/276155 "2004-11-22T19:33:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2004, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-jews-killed-arafat/276155/101 "2004-11-23T20:30:18Z")

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Wouldn’t that be “Vurd, oy!” 😉

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**Author:** ![GaWd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f08c70/32.png) [@GaWd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GaWd)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2004, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-jews-killed-arafat/276155/102 "2004-11-23T20:39:29Z")

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Or, and this would be a particularly popular hit with the “progressive” Orthodox crowd, “Yo, vey!” I can see old Eastern European Jewsih women on walkers and in wheelchairs talking trash at the bridge table, flashing gang signs and wearing Platinum bling…

😉

Sam

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**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2004, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-jews-killed-arafat/276155/103 "2004-11-23T20:41:53Z")

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“Yo bitch, you’d best not be steppin to my gefilte fish!”

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**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2004, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-jews-killed-arafat/276155/104 "2004-11-23T20:46:39Z")

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> [@GaWd](#):
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> I can see old Eastern European Jewsih women on walkers and in wheelchairs talking trash at the bridge table, flashing gang signs and wearing Platinum bling…

The drive-by kina horas are something fierce. “_Paigeren zol er!_”

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**Author:** ![Sevastopol](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cdc98d/32.png) [@Sevastopol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sevastopol)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2004, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-jews-killed-arafat/276155/105 "2004-11-23T22:21:29Z")

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> [@sevastopol](#):
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> > [@Allesan](#):
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> > - but as a Doper I feel the need to correct **erronious** facts whenever I encounter them.
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> I don’t.

_(my emphasis)_

> [@FinnAgain](#):
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> Wow, what a surprise, you don’t care about the truth…

: Rollseyes :

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**Author:** ![Mojo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Mojo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mojo)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2004, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-jews-killed-arafat/276155/106 "2004-11-23T22:25:35Z")

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> [@FinnAgain](#):
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> Jew Tang Clan reprezeeeeeent!

Speaking of which, ODB did just die under mysterious circumstances…

[sub]probably has to do with that Wu Tang [Jew Tang Clan reprezeeeeeent!  
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Speaking of which, ODB did just die under mysterious circumstances…

[sub]probably has to do with that Wu Tang Bar Mitzvah song that wasn’t like any Bar Mitzvah I ever went to…[/sub]

"]Bar Mitzvah song](

[QUOTE=FinnAgain) that wasn’t like any Bar Mitzvah I ever went to…[/sub]

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**Author:** ![gum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bbe5ce/32.png) [@gum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gum)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2004, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-jews-killed-arafat/276155/107 "2004-11-23T22:33:27Z")

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[Did you guys kill _him_ too?](http://news10now.com/content/all_news/?ArID=31860&SecID=83) :eek:

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**Author:** ![mks57](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b9bd4f/32.png) [@mks57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mks57)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2004, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-jews-killed-arafat/276155/108 "2004-11-23T22:44:11Z")

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> [@Reeder](#):
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> I guess the USS Liberty means nothing to you and your ilk does it.

My ilk can beat up your ilk.

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2004, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-jews-killed-arafat/276155/109 "2004-11-23T23:01:32Z")

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But ilk hunting season hasn’t opened yet. Did you get your license?

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**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2004, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-jews-killed-arafat/276155/110 "2004-11-23T23:02:03Z")

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Yep genius, I know, you don’t feel any need to correct **erroneous** facts.  
(you think bolding your intellectual dishonesty makes it better?)

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**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2004, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-jews-killed-arafat/276155/111 "2004-11-23T23:06:01Z")

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> [@gum](#):
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> [Did you guys kill _him_ too?](http://news10now.com/content/all_news/?ArID=31860&SecID=83) :eek:

Yes **gum** , yes we did.  
We were gonna get him when he turned 90, but you know the Jewish mind… when we engage in byzintine globe spanning conspiricies, we take our sweet time.

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**Author:** ![GaWd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f08c70/32.png) [@GaWd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GaWd)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2004, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-jews-killed-arafat/276155/112 "2004-11-23T23:21:09Z")

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> [@FinnAgain](#):
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> Yep genius, I know, you don’t feel any need to correct **erroneous** facts.  
> (you think bolding your intellectual dishonesty makes it better?)

😛😛😛

Here we go again…

Careful Sevastopol, we Jews have answers for everything. It’s part of the conspiracy.

Sam

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**Author:** ![Sevastopol](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cdc98d/32.png) [@Sevastopol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sevastopol)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2004, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-jews-killed-arafat/276155/113 "2004-11-23T23:22:13Z")

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> [@FinnAgain](#):
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> Yep genius, I know, you don’t feel any need to correct **erroneous** facts.  
> (you think bolding your intellectual dishonesty makes it better?)

There’s a whole world of subtlety out there you are missing.

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**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2004, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-jews-killed-arafat/276155/114 "2004-11-23T23:29:58Z")

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> [@sevastopol](#):
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> There’s a whole world of subtlety out there you are missing.

[Like why it’s cool to pump round after round into a pregnant woman and her children as long as they’re Israeli settlers?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=4830652&postcount=274)

Guess I’m just not as subtle as you.

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**Author:** ![Sevastopol](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cdc98d/32.png) [@Sevastopol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sevastopol)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2004, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-jews-killed-arafat/276155/115 "2004-11-23T23:35:09Z")

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Oh good grief. Someone else please explain it to **Gawd** and **FinnAgain**.

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**Author:** ![GaWd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f08c70/32.png) [@GaWd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GaWd)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2004, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-jews-killed-arafat/276155/116 "2004-11-23T23:43:43Z")

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Explain what? That your reputation preceds you? That your meat-handed attempt at humor by pointing out some grammatical error failed?

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**Author:** ![GaWd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f08c70/32.png) [@GaWd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GaWd)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2004, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-jews-killed-arafat/276155/117 "2004-11-23T23:43:51Z")

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Explain what? That your reputation precedes you? That your meat-handed attempt at humor by pointing out some grammatical error failed?

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2004, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-jews-killed-arafat/276155/118 "2004-11-23T23:47:11Z")

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> [@sevastopol](#):
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> There’s a whole world of subtlety out there you are missing.

Not to mention irony.

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**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2004, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-jews-killed-arafat/276155/119 "2004-11-23T23:52:24Z")

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> [@Jackmannii](#):
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> Not to mention irony.

Elaborate please.

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**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2004, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-jews-killed-arafat/276155/120 "2004-11-23T23:53:17Z")

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> [@EddyTeddyFreddy](#):
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> But ilk hunting season hasn’t opened yet. Did you get your license?

Does a license for hunting 2% ilk cost less than a whole ilk license?

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