# The Jews of the world don't like you either, Sevastopol

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [December 5, 2009, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-jews-of-the-world-dont-like-you-either-sevastopol/520138 "2009-12-05T23:19:55Z")\
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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2009, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-jews-of-the-world-dont-like-you-either-sevastopol/520138/201 "2009-12-22T18:01:05Z")

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> [@LavenderBlue](#):
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> Oh go fuck yourself. Or at least get some education.

[Modding] **LavenderBlue** , this sort of language is against the rules in the Pit. See [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=508858) for details.

No warning issued.  
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**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2009, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-jews-of-the-world-dont-like-you-either-sevastopol/520138/202 "2009-12-22T18:20:48Z")

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> [@Malthus](#):
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> No prob.
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> Religiously, “Chosen” is more of a burden than a benefit. Of course Jews view bearing this burden as a great honour.

So, a particular group receives exclusive messages from **The Creator** , and they are not being favoured by said creator? Okay, if you say so - I suppose it’s all a matter of interpretation.

Can you remind me when else in history a group willingly took on a ‘burden’ and felt it was a honour, or is this the one-off I feel it might be?

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2009, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-jews-of-the-world-dont-like-you-either-sevastopol/520138/203 "2009-12-22T20:10:20Z")

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I was under the impression that every religion’s members feel they’ve got the inside track to the Almighty (although no one had red phone access like Oral Roberts).

Personally, I get very confused about which stereotypes I’m supposed to follow. Should I be pushy or standoffish? To miscegenate or not miscegenate (I’m historically inclined to the former)? As Kinky Friedman’s redneck nerd in a bowling shirt once said:

_You just want to doodle a Christian girl  
and you killed God’s only son_

- “They Ain’t Making Jews Like Jesus Anymore”

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**Author:** ![Malthus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Malthus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malthus)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2009, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-jews-of-the-world-dont-like-you-either-sevastopol/520138/204 "2009-12-22T21:25:59Z")

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> [@ivan\_astikov](#):
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> So, a particular group receives exclusive messages from **The Creator** , and they are not being favoured by said creator? Okay, if you say so - I suppose it’s all a matter of interpretation.
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> Can you remind me when else in history a group willingly took on a ‘burden’ and felt it was a honour, or is this the one-off I feel it might be?

There is no “willing” about it. The deal (known as the “Covenant”, though in fact several seperate deals with God are referenced - there is a “Noah covenant” which covers all of humanity, an “Abrahamic Covenant” specific to Jews, a “Mosaic Covenant” given later, etc.) was made by ancestors, it cannot be undone now.

It’s a unilateral contract, in that God dictated the terms.

As for whether its a one-off, I’m not qualified to say. Certainly most _Jews_ feel that it is.

And it does convey certain divine favours (which, one should note, are believed in by Christians as well as Jews), for example: that the Messiah will be born of the Jews, of the line of David. Christians of course believe this has already happened; Jews do not.

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