# The Jonesin' Feud - Random Stuff \[game over\]

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-jonesin-feud-random-stuff-game-over/619115>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [April 18, 2012, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-jonesin-feud-random-stuff-game-over/619115 "2012-04-18T02:10:49Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 4

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**Author:** ![Pasta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecccb3/32.png) [@Pasta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pasta)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2012, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-jonesin-feud-random-stuff-game-over/619115/61 "2012-04-19T05:11:29Z")

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1. wallet
2. wooden car
3. china
4. popcorn
5. fingerprint
6. rubberband
7. human
8. paper
9. car
10. surf the web

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**Author:** ![emulsified](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emulsified/32/2915_2.png) [@emulsified](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/emulsified)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2012, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-jonesin-feud-random-stuff-game-over/619115/62 "2012-04-19T13:41:39Z")

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1. Keys
2. Train
3. Dress
4. Corn
5. Book them
6. Jug
7. Dolphin
8. Eggs
9. Cell phone
10. Read the paper

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**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2012, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-jonesin-feud-random-stuff-game-over/619115/63 "2012-04-19T13:44:41Z")

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just one more…

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**Author:** ![JMLVT68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a9a28c/32.png) [@JMLVT68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JMLVT68)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2012, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-jonesin-feud-random-stuff-game-over/619115/64 "2012-04-19T14:01:23Z")

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1. wallet
2. wooden train
3. linens
4. popcorn
5. take fingerprints
6. plastic bucket
7. homo sapiens
8. toilet paper
9. cell phone
10. read the paper

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**Author:** ![Yorikke](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yorikke/32/4335_2.png) [@Yorikke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yorikke)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2012, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-jonesin-feud-random-stuff-game-over/619115/65 "2012-04-19T14:41:00Z")

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No idea if this is in time :

ETA : Shit.

1. Wallet
2. Dollhouse
3. Sheets
4. Corn
5. Mugshot
6. Paper towel tube
7. Human
8. Toilet Paper
9. Cellphone
10. Fornicate

Joe

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**Author:** ![Asimovian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asimovian/32/172_2.png) [@Asimovian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asimovian)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2012, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-jonesin-feud-random-stuff-game-over/619115/66 "2012-04-20T20:19:30Z")

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Bueller?

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**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2012, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-jonesin-feud-random-stuff-game-over/619115/67 "2012-04-22T00:10:37Z")

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Anyone? Bueller? Anyone?

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2012, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-jonesin-feud-random-stuff-game-over/619115/68 "2012-04-22T22:41:16Z")

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1. Tell me something specific you have lost more than once   
**1. keys 44**

2. Wallet 3

3. Cell phone 1

4. Credit card 1

5. remote control 1

6. Name a toy you always see in pictures of Santa’s Workshop   
**2. Toy train 17**

7. doll 10

8. rocking horse 8

9. Jack in the Box 3

10. teddy bear 3

11. Nutcracker 2

12. Bicycle 1

13. dollhouse 1

14. Drum 1

15. pass 1

16. Sled 1

17. Toy Soldier 1

18. wooden car 1

19. Name something a young woman puts in her hope chest   
**3. bed linens 15**

20. quilt/blanket 11

21. clothing 6

22. towels 5

23. Diary 3

24. dishware 3

25. Jewelry 2

26. photographs 2

27. Table linens 2

28. Lace 1

29. Name a kind of food that gets stuck between your teeth   
**4. popcorn 16**

30. spinach 14

31. corn 12

32. meat 4

33. broccoli 1

34. Gummi candy 1

35. orange 1

36. sunflower seeds 1

37. Name something the police do at the station to those who are arrested   
**5. fingerprint them 34**

38. Interrogate them 6

39. take mug shot 6

40. Book them 2

41. Allow phone call 1

42. put in a holding cell 1

43. Name an everyday item that people make into a musical instrument   
**6. comb 13**

44. spoons 7

45. Pot 5

46. Pencil 4

47. table/desktop 4

48. bottle 2

49. Bucket 2

50. oatmeal box 2

51. paper towel tube 2

52. rubber band 2

53. Car Horn 1

54. Cigar box 1

55. Coffee mug 1

56. Jug 1

57. Lips 1

58. Stick 1

59. trash can 1

60. Name the smartest animal   
**7. dolphin 24**

61. Human 16

62. Chimpanzee 8

63. dog 1

64. Elephant 1

65. Name something you buy that is almost always white   
**8. milk 17**

66. Paper 6

67. toilet paper 6

68. Sugar 5

69. toothpaste 2

70. wedding dress 2

71. Bedsheets 1

72. Cool Whip 1

73. Eggs 1

74. Flour 1

75. Light bulbs 1

76. paper towels 1

77. Refrigerator 1

78. soap 1

79. Socks 1

80. Towels 1

81. undershirts 1

82. washing machine 1

83. Name something new that you buy because you get sick of your old one   
**9. car 29**

84. cell phone 6

85. computer 4

86. TV 2

87. Carpet 1

88. clothes 1

89. Pair of shoes 1

90. Pillow 1

91. purse 1

92. sofa 1

93. sponge 1

94. toothbrush 1

95. Video game 1

96. Name something people do when they have extra time in the morning   
**10. Read/Read newspaper 17**

97. Sleep in 12

98. go online 5

99. watch TV 4

100. Drink more coffee 3

101. have breakfast 3

102. Have sex/masturbate 3

103. Exercise 2

104. floss 1

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2012, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-jonesin-feud-random-stuff-game-over/619115/69 "2012-04-22T22:46:55Z")

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And the winner is… **Enderw**!!! Good job! ::flings confetti:: **Enderw** got 8/10 top answers. Way to go! Perfect score was 430.00.

Thanks for playing, everybody!

**1. Enderw24 430.00**  
2. Sparky812 426.00  
3. ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness 424.00  
4. Sigmagirl 420.00  
5. Intergalactic Gladiator 410.00  
6. swampbear 406.00  
7. RickJay 406.00  
8. Labtrash 402.00  
9. Little Nemo 364.00  
10. Antigen 356.00  
11. twickster 354.00  
12. Munch 354.00  
13. maggenpye 350.00  
14. Paintcharge 350.00  
15. IvoryTowerDenizen 348.00  
16. zamboniracer 342.00  
17. astorian 338.00  
18. kaylasdad99 334.00  
19. not what you’d expect 332.00  
20. RealityChuck 332.00  
21. Mr. Greenjeans 332.00  
22. pojimba 308.00  
23. Maus Magill 306.00  
24. Sudden Kestrel 304.00  
25. It’s Not Rocket Surgery! 302.00  
26. Tangent 302.00  
27. madmonk28 300.00  
28. anyrose 286.00  
29. notfrommensa 284.00  
30. Really Not All That Bright 280.00  
31. Chronos 276.00  
32. Baker 276.00  
33. Asimovian 274.00  
34. Simmerdown 272.00  
35. mkecane 268.00  
36. Wheelz 268.00  
37. AuntiePam 264.00  
38. JMLVT68 264.00  
39. NDP 258.00  
40. emulsified 256.00  
41. UncaStuart 248.00  
42. Severian 242.00  
43. hocow 230.00  
44. Ambihelical Hexnut 230.00  
45. Pasta 228.00  
46. Swords to Plowshares 224.00  
47. ToeJam 220.00  
48. KneadToKnow 210.00  
49. Sternvogel 202.00  
50. Kitten Mitten 184.00

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2012, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-jonesin-feud-random-stuff-game-over/619115/70 "2012-04-22T23:03:01Z")

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I did better than I thought I would, so yay.

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2012, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-jonesin-feud-random-stuff-game-over/619115/71 "2012-04-22T23:04:09Z")

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I knew I was going to do poorly when I realized I’d forgotten to answer one of the questions.

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2012, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-jonesin-feud-random-stuff-game-over/619115/72 "2012-04-22T23:18:33Z")

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1. The book I was reading
2. A ball.
3. A tiara.
4. Spinach
5. Finger printing
6. Pencils, to beat things with.
7. Chimpanzees.
8. Milk
9. Computer
10. Sleep in.

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**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2012, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-jonesin-feud-random-stuff-game-over/619115/73 "2012-04-22T23:49:30Z")

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Better than I thought and better than I’ve done in awhile! Yay!

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**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2012, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-jonesin-feud-random-stuff-game-over/619115/74 "2012-04-23T01:51:09Z")

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It makes me kind of sad that no one whistles anymore (nobody uses their mouth/lips as a musical intrument).

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**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2012, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-jonesin-feud-random-stuff-game-over/619115/75 "2012-04-23T11:55:33Z")

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I think this was my best ever, so I’m happy. I just knew #7 was a trick. I’m so glad I wasn’t alone on that one.

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**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2012, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-jonesin-feud-random-stuff-game-over/619115/76 "2012-04-23T12:36:55Z")

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Wow… 2nd is alright by me!  
I was contemplating wedding gown for #3 but I see it’s a good thing I didn’t.

I’ll admit that I get that humans are the smartest animals followed by dolphins, chimpanzees, elephants, etc… …but dogs? Really!?

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2012, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-jonesin-feud-random-stuff-game-over/619115/77 "2012-04-23T13:46:25Z")

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> [@Rebo](#):
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> And the winner is… **Enderw**!!! Good job! ::flings confetti:: **Enderw** got 8/10 top answers. Way to go! Perfect score was 430.00.

Perfect score was actually 452.00 (if I remember correctly.)

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2012, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-jonesin-feud-random-stuff-game-over/619115/78 "2012-04-23T18:32:39Z")

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> [@](#):
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> I’ll admit that I get that humans are the smartest animals followed by dolphins, chimpanzees, elephants, etc.. ..but dogs? Really!?

I’m guessing that person was thinking “Which is smarter: Cats or dogs?”.

I was one of the wise guys who put down “human”, but apparently this board isn’t as full of fellow wise guys as I thought.

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**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2012, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-jonesin-feud-random-stuff-game-over/619115/79 "2012-04-23T18:43:16Z")

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Holy crap, I suck at this.

Time to fire up another _Match Game_, I guess.

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**Author:** ![AuntiePam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@AuntiePam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AuntiePam)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2012, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-jonesin-feud-random-stuff-game-over/619115/80 "2012-04-23T18:50:15Z")

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> [@Chronos](#):
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> I’m guessing that person was thinking “Which is smarter: Cats or dogs?”.

That was me, because I’m too damn slow to think of dolphins, and I didn’t think people would classify humans as animals.

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