# The Just To Tick Everyone Off MMP

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-just-to-tick-everyone-off-mmp/656982>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [April 29, 2013, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-just-to-tick-everyone-off-mmp/656982 "2013-04-29T03:23:11Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2013, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-just-to-tick-everyone-off-mmp/656982/301 "2013-05-03T16:04:51Z")

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> [@Spiderman](#):
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> Was it a Sri Lankan spider [bite](http://www.philly.com/philly/obituaries/20130503_ap_slayerguitaristjeffhannemandiesat49.html)? :eek:

A Sri Lankan spider would not have to bite me for me to die. I think the sight of one would do me in right then and there. :eek:

**Lucky** yay on the presentation! Appropriate/inappropriate appendages crossed for round two.

**Apes** if you worked givin’ birth in as a visual for your presentation it would be memorable. 😃

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2013, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-just-to-tick-everyone-off-mmp/656982/302 "2013-05-03T16:18:31Z")

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Phlox are planted. About 1/3 of pachysandra are planted. I’m already exhausted - I need a yard man…

Break time!!!

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**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2013, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-just-to-tick-everyone-off-mmp/656982/303 "2013-05-03T16:26:26Z")

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> [@Jynxster](#):
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> News Flash! Presentation went…surprisingly well! But, the day is not finished nor is the presenting. Will our brave heroine survive round 2 with the boss after she hangs up from a nasty sounding conference call?

F\*\*\* Conference calls. You rock!

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2013, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-just-to-tick-everyone-off-mmp/656982/304 "2013-05-03T16:33:53Z")

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Light lunch has been ingested - PB on Potato roll and 3 ibuprofen, all washed down with ice water. Yum! 😃

I really don’t want to go out again, but I gotta get it done. If I finish the pachysandra today, I can plant the funner stuff tomorrow.

But I still wish I had a yard man. “You there! Straighten those rows of pachysandra! I won’t have a garden all higgledy-piggledy!!” Then I’d glare over my lorgnettes…

😃

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2013, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-just-to-tick-everyone-off-mmp/656982/305 "2013-05-03T17:01:16Z")

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> [@swampbear](#):
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> A Sri Lankan spider would not have to bite me for me to die. I think the sight of one would do me in right then and there. :eek:
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> **Apes** if you worked givin’ birth in as a visual for your presentation it would be memorable. 😃

Perhaps Apes would like your address, Swampy, that she may mail you a box of spi…a copy of the video. 🙂

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**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2013, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-just-to-tick-everyone-off-mmp/656982/306 "2013-05-03T18:06:08Z")

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Lolz

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2013, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-just-to-tick-everyone-off-mmp/656982/307 "2013-05-03T18:17:36Z")

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I quit… for today. Besides the phlox, I did 2/3 of the pachysandra, and I just can’t do any more. I’ll finish the last of it tomorrow. For now, the sprinkler is watering the new plantings and the semi-established ones. It’s not hot out, but I’m sweating like crazy. Hard work for an old woman…

And no chocolate in the house!! :eek: I believe I shall swoon… :o

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**Author:** ![Capt\_Kirk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@Capt\_Kirk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capt_Kirk)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2013, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-just-to-tick-everyone-off-mmp/656982/308 "2013-05-03T18:24:03Z")

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::lurk, lurk::

Hi everyone

::waves::

**Jim**

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2013, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-just-to-tick-everyone-off-mmp/656982/309 "2013-05-03T20:01:54Z")

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We’re going to get an early supper, so I showered and shampooed. As I was combing my hair afterwards, I combed out a _ **TICK!!!** _ :eek: It was immediately dispatched via flushing.

ick ick ick ick ick ick ick ick!!!

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2013, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-just-to-tick-everyone-off-mmp/656982/310 "2013-05-03T20:04:50Z")

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> [@FairyChatMom](#):
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> We’re going to get an early supper, so I showered and shampooed. As I was combing my hair afterwards, I combed out a _ **TICK!!!** _ :eek: It was immediately dispatched via flushing.
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> ick ick ick ick ick ick ick ick!!!

Are you going to eat that?

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**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2013, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-just-to-tick-everyone-off-mmp/656982/311 "2013-05-03T21:30:45Z")

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I did not blow away today in the blusteriness. Not sure how I managed that. Also, I am wearing a sweater in May because it’s that chilly. What the _hell_, weather?

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2013, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-just-to-tick-everyone-off-mmp/656982/312 "2013-05-03T21:58:54Z")

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> [@SpazCat](#):
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> I did not blow away today in the blusteriness. Not sure how I managed that. Also, I am wearing a sweater in May because it’s that chilly. What the _hell_, weather?

Windy and cold in central AR, too.  
Not too cold to go groundhog hunting, though.

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2013, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-just-to-tick-everyone-off-mmp/656982/313 "2013-05-03T22:03:41Z")

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Temp has dropped to 57° and it’s breezy. Not freezing, but still a bit of a chill out there. _brrrrrrr_

We’re in for the night. \*\*FCD \*\*is going on a long bike ride tomorrow - leaving at 5:30 in the dark of the morning!!! I’ll start my day with laundry, then get back to planting when it warms a bit. But for tonight, I’ll soon assume the knit position.

I think it’ll be an early night.

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**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2013, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-just-to-tick-everyone-off-mmp/656982/314 "2013-05-03T22:08:05Z")

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I love the temp drop and rain!

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2013, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-just-to-tick-everyone-off-mmp/656982/315 "2013-05-03T22:53:29Z")

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Geez! Could the Dope be any slower! Took me almost an hour to get in here.

Anywho, pizza has been ingested along with sallit to make it all healthy. Catfish filets have been cut into strips for fryin’ tomorrow and slaw is made. Go Me!

It’s coolish here as well. Actually it’s 66 Amurrkin out and has been pretty much all day and really won’t change overnight. Strange weather we be havin’!

Now let’s see how long it takes for this to actually appear as a post. :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2013, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-just-to-tick-everyone-off-mmp/656982/316 "2013-05-03T23:24:38Z")

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Something is goofy with the gateway

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**Author:** ![gotpasswords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c57346/32.png) [@gotpasswords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gotpasswords)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2013, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-just-to-tick-everyone-off-mmp/656982/317 "2013-05-03T23:40:26Z")

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Good, it’s not just me. The board was giving me “you are not connected to the Internet” errors.

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2013, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-just-to-tick-everyone-off-mmp/656982/318 "2013-05-03T23:46:48Z")

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My last post posted! I am surprised given that I got timed out. Anywho, a dreary evenin’ but I have a bear to keep me all snuggly. 😃

I made Bloody Mary mix because I had a request for Bloody Marys tomorrow evenin’. Not a drink I consider an “evenin’ drink” but one must please one’s guests must not one?

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**Author:** ![gardentraveler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gardentraveler/32/3576_2.png) [@gardentraveler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gardentraveler)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2013, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-just-to-tick-everyone-off-mmp/656982/319 "2013-05-03T23:48:30Z")

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Yes, it’s been very slow.

Fingers crossed for **Apie** and baby.

Hope you’re getting settled in, **rosie**.

Hugs all.

GT

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**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2013, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-just-to-tick-everyone-off-mmp/656982/320 "2013-05-04T01:23:58Z")

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So everyone is having trouble with the board?

I was getting pissed.

I hate to say it but even the kid is getting on my last nerve tonight.  
He turns 18 in less than 2 weeks, first he doesn’t want a party then he wants a party but he only wants to invite two friends. That’s not a party and both friends are female and T will probably not show up, so that makes it a date with him and C, unless he invites her bf too.

I think I’ll just throw a big ass party, spend a ton of money, invite the whole damn family.

His friend T is so screwed up, her mother is screwed up, very screwed up, that will be a while other chapter in the soap opera.

I’m glad for once the crazies aren’t related unless Sah-kid decides to marry T.

So the computer is driving me crazy, the kid is driving me crazy, I stupidly talked to the ex SO which just ended in a fight as I knew it would.

He doesn’t want to break up… oh well

He should have thought about that a long time ago.

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