# The kaboom mmp **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [July 3, 2017, 10:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kaboom-mmp/790418 "2017-07-03T10:14:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 12
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2017, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kaboom-mmp/790418/221 "2017-07-08T20:40:34Z")
I have a new dog!!! [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=830547](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=830547) If someone can counsel me on how pictures can be posted I’ll do my best. Keep in mind I’m a person who doesn’t have a cell phone. I’m a technological dunce. Mauser is still curled up in front of the fan. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2017, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kaboom-mmp/790418/222 "2017-07-08T20:45:51Z")
**Cupcakes** do you have an iPhone? If so, it’s pretty easy. It may be easy with Android too, I just don’t have one. Step 1 either way is open a flickr account. I am so happy for you! ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2017, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kaboom-mmp/790418/223 "2017-07-08T20:52:11Z")
I don’t have any kind of portable phone. Yes, I know I’m wierd, why do you ask?😛 ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2017, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kaboom-mmp/790418/224 "2017-07-08T21:09:55Z")
**CupCakes** YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!! I’m sure Mauser will assume his position of doxie overlord in short order. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2017, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kaboom-mmp/790418/225 "2017-07-08T21:19:22Z")
Yay for new puppeh!!! My supper was Amish corn. \*\*FCD \*\*had corn and the leftover ribs. Ice cream later. Meanwhile, the Nats are getting spanked big time and I’m making wigs. Laundry is done and life is good. ---
**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2017, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kaboom-mmp/790418/226 "2017-07-08T22:40:59Z")
> [@Baker](#): > > I have a new dog!!! Congrats on your new Oscar Mauser, Baker! He’s a dog we’d really like to see-ee-ee And if you ever get some pictures posted All of us will gather 'round and squee! ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2017, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kaboom-mmp/790418/227 "2017-07-08T23:16:13Z")
How did you come to pick the name Mauser? ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2017, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kaboom-mmp/790418/228 "2017-07-08T23:18:06Z")
It was a dark and stormy night. A night to retire to the boudoir to lie upon the bed and watch teevee until sleepy time. Nitey Nite Y’all! ---
**Author:** ![missred](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/missred/32/14096_2.png) [@missred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missred)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2017, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kaboom-mmp/790418/229 "2017-07-08T23:24:50Z")
Puppeh yays **sari**! Any ideas for a name yet? Ouch **nuts**! I hope your arm feels better soon. Yay for getting Oscar / Mauser **baker**! Are you on Facebook? If so, take a pic with your digital camera, download it to your desktop and post it on FB. Or you could post it on a photo sharing site, then link. Pro tip: if you want it on FB for all Mumpers to see, post it on the SDMB FB page. The pavers are down, spearmint transplanted and supper fixed. It turned out better than the last time (which was good), so, given the easy nature of this dish, it’s a keeper. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2017, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kaboom-mmp/790418/230 "2017-07-08T23:31:45Z")
Ice cream has been ingested. I’ve come up with a couple of wig/hat combos - pics tomorrow if I remember. The Nats went down in flames - 13-0. Alas… ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2017, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kaboom-mmp/790418/231 "2017-07-09T00:16:23Z")
> [@Baker](#): > > I have a new dog!!! > > [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=830547](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=830547) > > If someone can counsel me on how pictures can be posted I’ll do my best. Keep in mind I’m a person who doesn’t have a cell phone. I’m a technological dunce. > > Mauser is still curled up in front of the fan. LOVE THE NAME!!! As for pictures, I usually call on my friendly neighborhood **Spiderman**. 😃 > [@carnivorousplant](#): > > How did you come to pick the name Mauser? She just took a shot at it? 😃 We both adulted all day so tomorrow I’m planning on taking Bessie for a run around Ohio getting ready for next weeks cathouse event. ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2017, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kaboom-mmp/790418/232 "2017-07-09T01:08:18Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > How did you come to pick the name Mauser? In the OP of the thread in which I’m announcing my new dog, I mention that Mauser is the name of a dachshund in Clive Cussler’s latest Dirk Pitt thriller, _Odessa Sea_. I enjoy reading Cussler’s work, it’s pure escapism, and in many of the works dachshunds appear, however briefly. ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2017, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kaboom-mmp/790418/233 "2017-07-09T01:11:49Z")
> [@missred](#): > > Yay for getting Oscar / Mauser **baker**! Are you on Facebook? If so, take a pic with your digital camera, download it to your desktop and post it on FB. Or you could post it on a photo sharing site, then link. Pro tip: if you want it on FB for all Mumpers to see, post it on the SDMB FB page. I don’t even own a cell phone, much less a digital camera. I promise I’ll find someone who knows how to take the pics and put them up. ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2017, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kaboom-mmp/790418/234 "2017-07-09T01:20:10Z")
> [@Baker](#): > > In the OP of the thread in which I’m announcing my new dog, I mention that Mauser is the name of a dachshund in Clive Cussler’s latest Dirk Pitt thriller, _Odessa Sea_. I enjoy reading Cussler’s work, it’s pure escapism, and in many of the works dachshunds appear, however briefly. I prefer to think its more about the quality and caliber of his owner. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2017, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kaboom-mmp/790418/235 "2017-07-09T01:40:07Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > How did you come to pick the name Mauser? He’ll make small furry rodents quake in fear. > [@kopek](#): > > We both adulted all day so tomorrow I’m planning on taking Bessie for a run - 🙂 > [@kopek](#): > > around Ohio - :eek: ☹ With just one little extra line, “Ohio” becomes “Oh no”! ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2017, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kaboom-mmp/790418/236 "2017-07-09T01:54:46Z")
[https://i.ytimg.com/vi/DgAQdxweKWw/maxresdefault.jpg](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/DgAQdxweKWw/maxresdefault.jpg) > [@kopek](#): > > I prefer to think its more about the quality and caliber of his owner. 😉 This is a [Mauser.](http://www.replicaweaponry.com/media/catalog/product/cache/8/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/2/2/22-1024q_right_e.jpg) With the [magazine](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/DgAQdxweKWw/maxresdefault.jpg). ---
**Author:** ![missred](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/missred/32/14096_2.png) [@missred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missred)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2017, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kaboom-mmp/790418/237 "2017-07-09T01:55:03Z")
> [@Baker](#): > > I don’t even own a cell phone, much less a digital camera. I promise I’ll find someone who knows how to take the pics and put them up. The long way around is to take a film photo, have it processed, scan, save to your desktop and proceed from there. ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2017, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kaboom-mmp/790418/238 "2017-07-09T03:06:42Z")
I was suprisingly productive at work. And sales were up. I fear the worst. > [@FairyChatMom](#): > > Back from the dump - yay for being rid of assorted crap!!! I’ve got a load of whites in the washer, since \*\*FCD \*\*asked me to hold off on the sweaty shorts and t-shirts till he’s done working. Next load will be my non-sweaty shorts and tops. Exciting, huh? > > 😃 So you’re no longer down in the dumps?😛 > [@Filbert](#): > > Evenin’ all. > > Managed to stab myself in the wrist with a broken bottle at irk today. Typing with a hand that just had a local anaesthetic and stitches feels weird. > > The boss freaked out far more than I did, it was quite funny actually; he gave me a lift to the hospital, but I had to remind him where he’d parked because he was panicking and tried to run off in the wrong direction 😃 :eek:[sup][sup]11[/sup][/sup] Glad you’re OK. But no more bar brawls for you! > [@kopek](#): > > I prefer to think its more about the quality and caliber of his owner. 😉 Dunno. With a name like that, he’s bound to bolt.😃 Congrats, **CupCakes**! ---
**Author:** ![Filbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/filbert/32/3433_2.png) [@Filbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Filbert)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2017, 8:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kaboom-mmp/790418/239 "2017-07-09T08:26:35Z")
> [@dogbutler](#): > > :eek:[sup][sup]11[/sup][/sup] > Glad you’re OK. But no more bar brawls for you! 😃 Years ago,when he was a teenager, my bro managed to slice his finger open badly, while washing up. Shortly after, while he was still all bandaged up, we had a big family event. Of course, everyone kept asking him what happened, and he started answering: Bro: “Got in a knife fight” Relative: :eek: “WHAT?” Bro: “Yeah, got in a fight with a knife while washing up” Relative: :rolleyes:😛 All very amusing to a bored teenager, until he got to my… somewhat _interesting_… uncle, who got as far as the knife fight comment, replied “Oh, right” and wandered off. I think he still believes it, even though my nerdy bro never got closer to a knife fight than playing D and D. My main problem today is that my wrist’s really painful if I try and lift anything heavy or twist it much, and I need to check on my bees in the next few days, to check for swarming signs. Anyone up for helping me go through the hive? I luckily just got a spare bee suit delivered yesterday… Yay for the dog **Cupcakes**! Hope you get pics sorted soon! ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2017, 9:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kaboom-mmp/790418/240 "2017-07-09T09:58:00Z")
Up. rah. No plans for today, altho I do need to get some dog kibbles in the next few days, since I just dumped the last of it into the smaller container. We have a bucket with a lid that seals where we dump the whole bag, then a Rubbermaid container that holds a manageable amount and the scoop for measuring her daily doses. One is empty and the other is not-quite-full. Plus \*\*FCD \*\*needs more bath soap - which he never tells me till the last bar is nearly gone and he can’t find another in the closet… Anyway, I may need to go to WalMart today. So, as I said: rah. We finally watched the first episode of the new season of House of Cards. It’s scary how close it comes to reality. Before November, Frank Underwood was an exaggerated fantasy. Now, not so much… :eek: So, Happy Sunday, all! 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kaboom-mmp/790418.md?page=11) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kaboom-mmp/790418.md?page=13)