# The kaboom mmp

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [July 3, 2017, 10:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kaboom-mmp/790418 "2017-07-03T10:14:45Z")\
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**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2017, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kaboom-mmp/790418/259 "2017-07-09T23:38:07Z")

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> [@Spiderman](#):
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> With just one little extra line, “Ohio” becomes “Oh no”!

I hate to admit it but even though I can get rained on in Ohio during record droughts, I love the roads and all there. They lack something PA has an overabundant population of — Pavement Snakes. You know, those strips of very oily tar PA communities LOVE to put on every tiny little crack in the road; that make your front tire on a motorcycle dance around like Ann Miller. I did 200 miles around the border to Austintown to Tiffin and around with hardly one crossing my path. From the border where 14 becomes PA-51 I aged 2 years. Especially with all the combined rain and heat we’ve had. And my lovely city here but a bunch at the end of my street and added insult to potential injury by dusting them with sand. Thanks ---- thank you very very much. :smack:  
Oh – I forgot ---- I had fun. 😉

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