# The kanicbird konundrum

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kanicbird-konundrum/603802>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 22, 2011, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kanicbird-konundrum/603802 "2011-11-22T22:09:21Z")\
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**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2011, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kanicbird-konundrum/603802/11 "2011-11-22T22:31:19Z")

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Just when I was thinking, “What is even the point of Pitting kanicbird?” I see this:

> [@purplehorseshoe](#):
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> Really, OP? That’s the part you quoted? He stopped _my_ traffic with [this particular gem](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=14485555&postcount=359).

For those who don’t believe in clicking, here’s an excerpt:

> [@Your explaination for this work of God](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-explaination-for-this-work-of-god/603223/359):
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> So while there one of the strippers came over to me and started a lap dance, in my eyes it was as if she was a totally innocent and young child, I was seeing her soul as Jesus sees her soul, just caught up in worldly ways, but with the innocence of a child. It was a amazing experience of God that I am very privileged to be a part of.

I pretty much died laughing after reading this. Thanks, purple, that was comedy gold. Edit: Damn, I got all kinds of ninja’d there.

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