# The Kellyanne Conway Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 17, 2017, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kellyanne-conway-thread/782444 "2017-03-17T22:29:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2017, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kellyanne-conway-thread/782444/101 "2017-05-14T18:39:26Z")
After shitting out “alternate facts”, “microwave cameras”, and The Bowling Green Massacre, how can she possibly be surprised at someone rolling their eyes at her? That anyone even has her on their show is beyond belief. Eyerolls are nothing- in a sane world they would flat out call her a fucking idiot. ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2017, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kellyanne-conway-thread/782444/102 "2017-05-14T21:10:30Z")
> [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](#): > > After shitting out “alternate facts”, “microwave cameras”, and The Bowling Green Massacre, how can she possibly be surprised at someone rolling their eyes at her? That anyone even has her on their show is beyond belief. Eyerolls are nothing- in a sane world they would flat out call her a fucking idiot. They would, if they had any balls, say “She is never getting time to lie on our show ever again”. ---
**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2017, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kellyanne-conway-thread/782444/103 "2017-05-15T17:27:00Z")
She told Mika and Joe that [she needed a shower](https://www.democraticunderground.com/10029065737) after shilling for Donald. > [@](#): > > The co-hosts of MSNBC’s “Morning Joe,” Mika Brzezinski and Joe Scarborough, claimed on Monday that senior White House adviser Kellyanne Conway used to say she needed a shower after defending Donald Trump on air. > > “This is a woman, by the way, who came on our show during the campaign and would shill for Trump in extensive fashion,” Brzezinski said. “And then she would get off the air, the camera would be turned off, the microphone would be taken off and she would say, ‘Blech, I need to take a shower,’ because she disliked her candidate so much.” ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2017, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kellyanne-conway-thread/782444/104 "2017-05-15T18:16:01Z")
> [@BobLibDem](#): > > She told Mika and Joe that [she needed a shower](https://www.democraticunderground.com/10029065737) after shilling for Donald. Oh, just like a whore, who needs to wash off after turning a trick? If it’s so distasteful why the hell won’t she quit? Sooner or later she will be set up and thrown under the bus anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Pig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c57346/32.png) [@Little\_Pig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Pig)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2017, 10:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kellyanne-conway-thread/782444/105 "2017-05-19T10:18:27Z")
President Donald Trump’s counselor Kellyanne Conway [has **told** supporters](https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/kellyanne-conway-tells-trumps-supporters-to-ignore-critics/2017/05/18/09d852b4-3c38-11e7-a59b-26e0451a96fd_story.html?utm_term=.1c488969213b) in New Hampshire they should “just ignore” his critics and the incessant chatter about the scandals dogging him. The Slut "encouraged the room full of Republicans to pivot from being the party of the job creators to become the party of the job holders. She says people who have ‘one, two and three jobs’ make up more of the voting population and ‘turned this election.’ " :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2017, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kellyanne-conway-thread/782444/106 "2017-05-19T13:35:32Z")
> [@Little\_Pig](#): > > President Donald Trump’s counselor Kellyanne Conway [has **told** supporters](https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/kellyanne-conway-tells-trumps-supporters-to-ignore-critics/2017/05/18/09d852b4-3c38-11e7-a59b-26e0451a96fd_story.html?utm_term=.1c488969213b) in New Hampshire they should “just ignore” his critics and the incessant chatter about the scandals dogging him. > > The Slut "encouraged the room full of Republicans to pivot from being the party of the job creators to become the party of the job holders. She says people who have _ **‘one, two and three jobs’** _ make up more of the voting population and ‘turned this election.’ " > :rolleyes: Even their insults are plagiarized. “You work three jobs? Uniquely American, isn’t it? I mean, that is fantastic that you’re doing that." -George Bush ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2017, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kellyanne-conway-thread/782444/107 "2017-05-19T14:25:41Z")
> [@Little\_Pig](#): > > The Slut "encouraged the room full of Republicans to pivot from being the party of the job creators to become the party of the job holders. Rather than “The Slut”, go with what Fark uses: “Lich Queen Vlaakith Kellyanne Conway”. ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2017, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kellyanne-conway-thread/782444/108 "2017-05-19T14:30:34Z")
Hey, if Republicans _would_ become champions of the workers instead of their cynical exploiters, that’d be a large qualitative step forward. If they’d do that, they could keep the hypocrisy, the dishonesty and the echo chamber, nobody would mind. Well, except for the Koch of course. But I think I’d speak for everyone were I to enjoin these twin cancer sores to go and perform anatomical impossibilities. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2017, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kellyanne-conway-thread/782444/109 "2017-05-19T16:06:30Z")
> [@Little\_Pig](#): > > The Slut "encouraged the room full of Republicans to pivot from being the party of the job creators to become the party of the job holders. She says people who have ‘one, two and three jobs’ make up more of the voting population and ‘turned this election.’ " > :rolleyes: I’m curious— does Kellyanne Conway actually have a reputation for promiscuity, or is it a just a personal hangup about women that you’re struggling with? ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2017, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kellyanne-conway-thread/782444/110 "2017-05-19T18:09:32Z")
I think her reputation for promiscuity most likely exists on overtime in \*\*Little\_Pig’\*\*s fantasy world. **Little\_Pig**. If ever there was apt user name. ---
**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2017, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kellyanne-conway-thread/782444/111 "2017-05-21T00:37:33Z")
From Lewis Black: “Kellyanne Conway shouldn’t be the girl who explains what the president said. Kellyanne Conway is the girl you hire to take out your cheerleader’s rivals”. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Pig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c57346/32.png) [@Little\_Pig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Pig)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2017, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kellyanne-conway-thread/782444/112 "2017-05-23T00:16:44Z")
Kellyanne Conway mistaken for [sinkhole](http://time.com/4788455/trump-mar-a-lago-sinkhole/). ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Pig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c57346/32.png) [@Little\_Pig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Pig)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2017, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kellyanne-conway-thread/782444/113 "2017-06-05T17:06:49Z")
[**Conway wants us to believe that the Twitter Trump is not the real president.**](https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/politics/wp/2017/06/05/kellyanne-conway-wants-the-media-to-cover-a-president-trump-who-may-not-exist/?utm_term=.d88aacc45936) I guess Kellyanne keeps the Real Trump between her knobby knees when she is not upon them. ---
**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2017, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kellyanne-conway-thread/782444/114 "2017-06-05T19:11:30Z")
> [@Little\_Pig](#): > > [**Conway wants us to believe that the Twitter Trump is not the real president.**](https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/politics/wp/2017/06/05/kellyanne-conway-wants-the-media-to-cover-a-president-trump-who-may-not-exist/?utm_term=.d88aacc45936) > > I guess Kellyanne keeps the Real Trump between her knobby knees when she is not upon them. [Her husband, at least, seems to be based in reality.](http://www.cnn.com/2017/06/05/politics/george-conway-travel-ban-tweet/index.html) > [@](#): > > “These tweets may make some ppl feel better, but they certainly won’t help OSG get 5 votes in SCOTUS, which is what actually matters. Sad.” ---
**Author:** ![davidm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidm/32/225_2.png) [@davidm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davidm)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2017, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kellyanne-conway-thread/782444/115 "2017-06-05T19:21:48Z")
Someone actually married her? ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2017, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kellyanne-conway-thread/782444/116 "2017-06-05T19:27:02Z")
Five seconds to choose, pistol to your head. Kellyanne or “Anne of Green Goebbels” Coulter? Five, four, three… ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2017, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kellyanne-conway-thread/782444/117 "2017-06-05T19:29:54Z")
> [@davidm](#): > > Someone actually married her? Did you see the photo of _him_? ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2017, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kellyanne-conway-thread/782444/118 "2017-06-05T19:30:55Z")
What’s OSG? Our Secret Government? ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2017, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kellyanne-conway-thread/782444/119 "2017-06-05T19:32:19Z")
There is a rumor going round about how KellyAnne walked past a blind man selling pencils and he screamed and gouged his ears out. Nobody seems to know how these internet things get started. ---
**Author:** ![Calatin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/439d5e/32.png) [@Calatin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Calatin)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2017, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kellyanne-conway-thread/782444/120 "2017-06-05T19:38:23Z")
> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > What’s OSG? Our Secret Government? Office of Solicitor General. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kellyanne-conway-thread/782444.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kellyanne-conway-thread/782444.md?page=7)