# The Kellyanne Conway Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 17, 2017, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kellyanne-conway-thread/782444 "2017-03-17T22:29:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2017, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kellyanne-conway-thread/782444/121 "2017-06-05T19:41:27Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > Five seconds to choose, pistol to your head. Kellyanne or “Anne of Green Goebbels” Coulter? Five, four, three… Skip the countdown. Just do it. ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2017, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kellyanne-conway-thread/782444/122 "2017-06-05T19:45:24Z")
Do I have time to get drunk first? ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2017, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kellyanne-conway-thread/782444/123 "2017-06-05T19:48:35Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > Five seconds to choose, pistol to your head. Kellyanne or “Anne of Green Goebbels” Coulter? Five, four, three… If we’re playing fantasy hatefuck, I’m picking Michelle Malkin. ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2017, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kellyanne-conway-thread/782444/124 "2017-06-05T19:54:00Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > If we’re playing fantasy hatefuck, I’m picking Michelle Malkin. Kimberly Guilfoyle. ---
**Author:** ![E-DUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/e-dub/32/403_2.png) [@E-DUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-DUB)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2017, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kellyanne-conway-thread/782444/125 "2017-06-06T01:43:30Z")
I’ll second Malkin. And Conway’s husband looks like Norm from Cheers. ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Economist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c89c15/32.png) [@Evil\_Economist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Economist)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2017, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kellyanne-conway-thread/782444/126 "2017-06-06T03:46:34Z")
> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > Did you see the photo of _him_? He can definitely eat no lean. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Pig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c57346/32.png) [@Little\_Pig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Pig)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2017, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kellyanne-conway-thread/782444/127 "2017-06-07T01:16:50Z")
Kellyanne Conway says she wants to [“work”](http://www.businessinsider.com/kellyanne-conway-bipartisan-women-klobuchar-feinstein-hassan) across the aisle, sucking all comers. No word how Independents will fare. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2017, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kellyanne-conway-thread/782444/128 "2017-06-07T02:51:41Z")
There are some things I simply will not do. This may not be one of them, but there are. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2017, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kellyanne-conway-thread/782444/129 "2017-06-07T14:05:12Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > Five seconds to choose, pistol to your head. Kellyanne or “Anne of Green Goebbels” Coulter? Five, four, three… Hurry up, already! ---
**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2017, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kellyanne-conway-thread/782444/130 "2017-06-07T14:22:01Z")
[Not Kellyanne Conway. I think.](http://img.usmagazine.com/social/eric-lara-trump-7e93ff92-a96a-4bd6-96e1-9071c0127648.jpg) But God help us, they’re breeding. ---
**Author:** ![D\_Odds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/d_odds/32/2882_2.png) [@D\_Odds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D_Odds)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2017, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kellyanne-conway-thread/782444/131 "2017-06-07T18:03:14Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > Five seconds to choose, pistol to your head. Kellyanne or “Anne of Green Goebbels” Coulter? Five, four, three… Three way, try to get them to concentrate on each other (maybe throw out some line about liberal tears), and escape. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Pig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c57346/32.png) [@Little\_Pig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Pig)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2017, 10:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kellyanne-conway-thread/782444/132 "2017-06-09T10:19:25Z")
Now that I have your attention, Kellyanne Conway said that rumors of a White House staffing shakeup [are ridiculous.](http://insider.foxnews.com/2017/06/08/kellyanne-conway-staffing-shakeup-ridiculous-comey-trump-russia-congress-white-house) 50 bucks sez White House staffers are standing in line to “_ **shake up** _” Kellyane. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Randolph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Randolph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Randolph)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2017, 11:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kellyanne-conway-thread/782444/133 "2017-06-09T11:37:33Z")
This is a weird thread. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Pig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c57346/32.png) [@Little\_Pig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Pig)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2017, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kellyanne-conway-thread/782444/134 "2017-06-09T14:24:04Z")
> [@Randolph](#): > > This is a weird thread. That’s because this is **The Kellyanne Conway Thread**. ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2017, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kellyanne-conway-thread/782444/135 "2017-06-09T16:26:27Z")
> [@Little\_Pig](#): > > Now that I have your attention, Kellyanne Conway said that rumors of a White House staffing shakeup [are ridiculous.](http://insider.foxnews.com/2017/06/08/kellyanne-conway-staffing-shakeup-ridiculous-comey-trump-russia-congress-white-house) > > 50 bucks sez White House staffers are standing in line to “_ **shake up** _” Kellyane. 😃 Your fixation on sexualized insults is getting really uncomfortable. There’s plenty of real things to slam her for, you don’t have to keep implying she’s sleeping with everyone. ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2017, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kellyanne-conway-thread/782444/136 "2017-06-09T17:10:36Z")
> [@BlankSlate](#): > > [Not Kellyanne Conway. I think.](http://img.usmagazine.com/social/eric-lara-trump-7e93ff92-a96a-4bd6-96e1-9071c0127648.jpg) But God help us, they’re breeding. Holy crap; who taught that guy how to smile? 😕 :dubious: > [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](#): > > Your fixation on sexualized insults is getting really uncomfortable. There’s plenty of real things to slam her for, you don’t have to keep implying she’s sleeping with everyone. I agree. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2017, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kellyanne-conway-thread/782444/137 "2017-06-09T19:09:28Z")
> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#): > > Holy crap; who taught that guy how to smile? I’m guessing the military. The company commander I had in basic smiled like that. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2017, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kellyanne-conway-thread/782444/138 "2017-06-09T21:15:48Z")
Did he also suffer from Gary Busey syndrome? ---
**Author:** ![raventhief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raventhief/32/4_2.png) [@raventhief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raventhief)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2017, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kellyanne-conway-thread/782444/139 "2017-06-09T21:36:51Z")
> [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](#): > > Your fixation on sexualized insults is getting really uncomfortable. There’s plenty of real things to slam her for, you don’t have to keep implying she’s sleeping with everyone. Yeah it’s gross. ---
**Author:** ![eulalia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eulalia/32/457_2.png) [@eulalia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eulalia)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2017, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kellyanne-conway-thread/782444/140 "2017-06-10T19:13:26Z")
> [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](#): > > Your fixation on sexualized insults is getting really uncomfortable. There’s plenty of real things to slam her for, you don’t have to keep implying she’s sleeping with everyone. J. K. Rowling has something to say about that sort of thing. > **[Feminist Icon JK Rowling ROARS in Twitter Storm About Sexist Insults](https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2017/6/9/1670488/-Feminist-Icon-JK-Rowling-ROARS-in-Twitter-Storm)** > > I could not possibly agree more. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kellyanne-conway-thread/782444.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kellyanne-conway-thread/782444.md?page=8)