# The kick-me-in-the-crotch, I-ain't-done-diddly, get-a-life, 2000 post slugfest party
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kick-me-in-the-crotch-i-aint-done-diddly-get-a-life-2000-post-slugfest-party/20506
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [May 25, 2000, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kick-me-in-the-crotch-i-aint-done-diddly-get-a-life-2000-post-slugfest-party/20506 "2000-05-25T13:19:52Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)
#### Post date: [May 25, 2000, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kick-me-in-the-crotch-i-aint-done-diddly-get-a-life-2000-post-slugfest-party/20506/1 "2000-05-25T13:19:52Z")
Bring it on, bastards.
I pad my post count. I bring nothing to the board. I’m a waste of computer memory. I ain’t done shit to “fight ignorance”. A thousand of my posts railed against smilies.
Should this thread be moved to the Pit, **Euty** has recocnized my existance.
And if **Lynne** gets pissed and sends it back, my existance is justified.
Oh, and “Brithael bites.”
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### Author:  [@Milossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Milossarian)
#### Post date: [May 25, 2000, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kick-me-in-the-crotch-i-aint-done-diddly-get-a-life-2000-post-slugfest-party/20506/2 "2000-05-25T13:21:26Z")
(double-dipping a chip …)
Whatever. A party’s a party.
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### Author:  [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)
#### Post date: [May 25, 2000, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kick-me-in-the-crotch-i-aint-done-diddly-get-a-life-2000-post-slugfest-party/20506/3 "2000-05-25T13:22:34Z")
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> I pad my post count. I bring nothing to the board. I’m a waste of computer memory. I ain’t done shit to “fight ignorance”.
It looks like I have now found my SDMB doppelganger. Waste a couple of pixels for me Chief.
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### Author:  [@Lucretia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucretia)
#### Post date: [May 25, 2000, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kick-me-in-the-crotch-i-aint-done-diddly-get-a-life-2000-post-slugfest-party/20506/4 "2000-05-25T13:26:48Z")
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> I ain’t done shit to “fight ignorance”.
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Well, Chief, it’s not like you have much time for it, what with defending freedom 24/7, and all.
_Looking around…_ What, they don’t let you have beer on that big 'ol boat of yours?
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### Author:  [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)
#### Post date: [May 25, 2000, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kick-me-in-the-crotch-i-aint-done-diddly-get-a-life-2000-post-slugfest-party/20506/5 "2000-05-25T13:32:58Z")
🙂 well done cheif, 🙂
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### Author:  [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)
#### Post date: [May 25, 2000, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kick-me-in-the-crotch-i-aint-done-diddly-get-a-life-2000-post-slugfest-party/20506/6 "2000-05-25T13:42:49Z")
Ignorance: no. But you have done quite a lot to fight smilies. And as our official roving serviceman, you inject some patriotism into the board. Glad to have you around, Cheif!
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### Author:  [@as\_u\_wish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/as_u_wish)
#### Post date: [May 25, 2000, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kick-me-in-the-crotch-i-aint-done-diddly-get-a-life-2000-post-slugfest-party/20506/7 "2000-05-25T13:45:07Z")
Chief–do not despair! Your life has value and meaning, for you have fought the good fight against ignorance and won a skirmish. Your foray against creeping ornithological “urban” legend will be the subject of ballads when the war is over. This single act of heroism, bravery and persistence, _this single act alone,_ validates your existence and worth. I know I speak for **thousands** of the teeming millions when I express my gratitude.
:::::::stands and applauds, vowing to surpress three smilies in honor of the chief:::::::
Also, I pad my post count shamelessly. Get me another beer while you’re up, will ya?
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### Author:  [@Kiki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kiki)
#### Post date: [May 25, 2000, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kick-me-in-the-crotch-i-aint-done-diddly-get-a-life-2000-post-slugfest-party/20506/8 "2000-05-25T14:08:19Z")
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> **I ain’t done shit to “fight ignorance”.**
Sure you have… I now know why there are holes in the top of some of the Kiwi Shoe Polish cans!! You rock!!
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### Author:  [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)
#### Post date: [May 25, 2000, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kick-me-in-the-crotch-i-aint-done-diddly-get-a-life-2000-post-slugfest-party/20506/9 "2000-05-25T14:34:48Z")
I still remember your trail of Guan Ye.
That was some funny shit.
So, anyway, you’ve a valuable poster, congrats, yada yada yada, bullshit bullshit bullshit.
Where’s the tequila?
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### Author:  [@SingleDad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SingleDad)
#### Post date: [May 25, 2000, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kick-me-in-the-crotch-i-aint-done-diddly-get-a-life-2000-post-slugfest-party/20506/10 "2000-05-25T14:42:44Z")
Rah! 🙂
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### Author:  [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)
#### Post date: [May 25, 2000, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kick-me-in-the-crotch-i-aint-done-diddly-get-a-life-2000-post-slugfest-party/20506/11 "2000-05-25T15:26:44Z")
This guy’s a Public Affairs Officer for the most powerful son-of-a-bitchin’ navy that ever existed on this shithole of a planet, has 2000 goddammed posts, answered the Kiwi shoe polish enigma, filled us with facts on drowned birds, wrote a mailbag article and still doesn’t have a fucking spell checker? This is pathetic. It’s farcical, it’s a goddammed joke. Fuckin’ congressional panty-waists and their chicken-shit military budget cuts. What do ya say we all chip in a buy him one?
recocnized = reco **g** nized
existance = exist **e** nce
Keep up the good fight Chief!
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### Author:  [@aenea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aenea)
#### Post date: [May 25, 2000, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kick-me-in-the-crotch-i-aint-done-diddly-get-a-life-2000-post-slugfest-party/20506/12 "2000-05-25T15:34:32Z")
I’ll donate a bit to that fund.
Although literacy and military men are do not necessarily mix.
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### Author:  [@Mac](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mac)
#### Post date: [May 25, 2000, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kick-me-in-the-crotch-i-aint-done-diddly-get-a-life-2000-post-slugfest-party/20506/13 "2000-05-25T15:45:40Z")
Chief you may have stomped out some ignorance but stubbornness is alive and well. I still think the holes are from manufacturing of the tins. If you are still on a _boat_ go _downstairs_ wander through the _hallways_ till you find a _door_ marked sheet metal shop and ask them to show you a “ **ROTEX** ” punch.
The Wingnut speaks!
[secrete coded message to all posters other than Chiefscott] There that ought to get him to make that 2000th post. [/secrete coded message to all posters other than Chiefscott]
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### Author:  [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)
#### Post date: [May 25, 2000, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kick-me-in-the-crotch-i-aint-done-diddly-get-a-life-2000-post-slugfest-party/20506/14 "2000-05-25T16:43:01Z")
Congrats Chiefy. And I swear I’ll make it down to meet you and GBS one of these days. Honest.
And just for you:
🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂
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### Author:  [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)
#### Post date: [May 25, 2000, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kick-me-in-the-crotch-i-aint-done-diddly-get-a-life-2000-post-slugfest-party/20506/15 "2000-05-25T16:43:50Z")
Congrats Chiefy. And I swear I’ll make it down to meet you and GBS one of these days. Honest.
And just for you:
🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂
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### Author:  [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)
#### Post date: [May 25, 2000, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kick-me-in-the-crotch-i-aint-done-diddly-get-a-life-2000-post-slugfest-party/20506/16 "2000-05-25T16:53:58Z")
Oh great! Now this Swabbies’ head will be bigger than ever!
And I’m not talking about where he hangs his firehouse out, either!
Congrats, Chief!
Yer flyboy fan.
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### Author:  [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)
#### Post date: [May 25, 2000, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kick-me-in-the-crotch-i-aint-done-diddly-get-a-life-2000-post-slugfest-party/20506/17 "2000-05-25T16:54:48Z")
Oh great! Now this Swabbies’ head will be bigger than ever!
And I’m not talking about where he hangs his firehouse out, either!
Congrats, Chief!
Yer flyboy fan.
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### Author:  [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)
#### Post date: [May 25, 2000, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kick-me-in-the-crotch-i-aint-done-diddly-get-a-life-2000-post-slugfest-party/20506/18 "2000-05-25T17:28:44Z")
Congrats to ya, Chief! You have helped to fight the ignorance of some of us poor landlubbers, even if you malign poor innocent smilies along the way! I also agree with aenea, literacy and military men don’t necessarily mix! In your case, I think it does, though.
Say, got any wine at this here party? I’ll take a glass, thanks!
And, just for you, I couldn’t resist:
🙂 😛 😉 😃 :eek: 🙂 🆒 😉 :rolleyes:
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### Author:  [@tradesilicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tradesilicon)
#### Post date: [May 25, 2000, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kick-me-in-the-crotch-i-aint-done-diddly-get-a-life-2000-post-slugfest-party/20506/19 "2000-05-25T18:19:10Z")
Alright, per your request:
You pad your post count. You bring nothing to the board. You’re a waste of computer memory. You ain’t done shit to “fight ignorance”. A thousand of your posts railed against smilies.
I hope that was suitable. In the future, please don’t feel that you have to refer to the posters as “you bastards”.
Sili
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### Author:  [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)
#### Post date: [May 25, 2000, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kick-me-in-the-crotch-i-aint-done-diddly-get-a-life-2000-post-slugfest-party/20506/20 "2000-05-25T19:02:35Z")
**Milo, Mully, Lucretia, Sir John, paddlin’jokes, so\_b\_it, Rach, Seale-mon, SingleDad, Unca-bunka-burnin’-suds, aenea, Mac, Falcon, VB, pb, tradesilicon and a partridge in a pear tree** –
Run a tab guys, booze/beer/beverages are on me! You shall reap the benefits of my not paying taxes over here!
John, Dad, Falc, pb – Enjoy your beers. There’s a special place in Hell for users of smilies – and there ain’t no brew.
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