# The kick-me-in-the-crotch, I-ain't-done-diddly, get-a-life, 2000 post slugfest party
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kick-me-in-the-crotch-i-aint-done-diddly-get-a-life-2000-post-slugfest-party/20506
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [May 25, 2000, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kick-me-in-the-crotch-i-aint-done-diddly-get-a-life-2000-post-slugfest-party/20506 "2000-05-25T13:19:52Z")
**Posts on this page:** 10
**Page:** 2
### Author:  [@Milossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Milossarian)
#### Post date: [May 25, 2000, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kick-me-in-the-crotch-i-aint-done-diddly-get-a-life-2000-post-slugfest-party/20506/21 "2000-05-25T19:06:58Z")
(Eying plain green can suspiciously …)
This isn’t military-issue beer, is it?
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### Author:  [@Alpine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alpine)
#### Post date: [May 25, 2000, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kick-me-in-the-crotch-i-aint-done-diddly-get-a-life-2000-post-slugfest-party/20506/22 "2000-05-25T20:49:30Z")
Have a BRQ with your MRE.
BRQ = Beer Ready to Quaff
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BTW, Chief: I’ll have you know that in none of my still-less-than-100 posts does a wretched smilie appear. This smilie-less post is in your honor.
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### Author:  [@tradesilicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tradesilicon)
#### Post date: [May 25, 2000, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kick-me-in-the-crotch-i-aint-done-diddly-get-a-life-2000-post-slugfest-party/20506/23 "2000-05-25T21:18:50Z")
Woo-hoo! Beer’s on Chief. Pour me a quart please!
No smilies here, thanks for the Beer!
Sili
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### Author:  [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)
#### Post date: [May 25, 2000, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kick-me-in-the-crotch-i-aint-done-diddly-get-a-life-2000-post-slugfest-party/20506/24 "2000-05-25T23:35:16Z")
Sigh. And I’ve got his postcard hanging on my wall at work.
I’m honored to join this party. And I will not use a smilie in this post.
Congrats, Chief!
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### Author:  [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)
#### Post date: [May 26, 2000, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kick-me-in-the-crotch-i-aint-done-diddly-get-a-life-2000-post-slugfest-party/20506/25 "2000-05-26T02:18:49Z")
Congrats there Chief. I never sent you a single smilie as bad as the temptation was.
Pass me a wine spritzer while ya at it.
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### Author:  [@elelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elelle)
#### Post date: [May 26, 2000, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kick-me-in-the-crotch-i-aint-done-diddly-get-a-life-2000-post-slugfest-party/20506/26 "2000-05-26T03:08:51Z")
Oooo Chief, what a long strange trip it’s been!
Here’s an absolutely ice cold one for you on that hot boat!
Can we ride the airplanes???
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### Author:  [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)
#### Post date: [May 26, 2000, 10:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kick-me-in-the-crotch-i-aint-done-diddly-get-a-life-2000-post-slugfest-party/20506/27 "2000-05-26T10:18:19Z")
Since she used a Dead reference I’ll grant **elelle** ’s wish.
Virtual F/A-18 rides for everyone! Climb in the cockpit, buckle your harness, clench your ass… here comes the cat shot…
FFWWOooMP!
WHOOOSH!!! WHOOO-OOOOOSH!! WHOOOOSH!
Get ready for the trap…
EEEEEEeeeee-thwamp!!!
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### Author:  [@elelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elelle)
#### Post date: [May 27, 2000, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kick-me-in-the-crotch-i-aint-done-diddly-get-a-life-2000-post-slugfest-party/20506/28 "2000-05-27T03:57:29Z")
Errr, Chief, I’m sorry I puked, but that was SO great! Can I have one more time, only this time I wanna go upside down!
Ya know I wouldn’t do it, but are there Mach tension smilies?
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### Author:  [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)
#### Post date: [May 27, 2000, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kick-me-in-the-crotch-i-aint-done-diddly-get-a-life-2000-post-slugfest-party/20506/29 "2000-05-27T04:14:47Z")
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> That was SO great! Can I have one more time, only this time I wanna go upside down!
I’ve been waiting all my life to hear that from a woman…
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### Author:  [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)
#### Post date: [May 28, 2000, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kick-me-in-the-crotch-i-aint-done-diddly-get-a-life-2000-post-slugfest-party/20506/30 "2000-05-28T06:24:47Z")
Oooh, ooh, ooh! Can I do the “kick-me-in-the-crotch” part? You know I’d do just about anything to get closer to the “Li’l Chief”!!!
Did I say he was little…
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