# The Kids In The Hall Appreciation Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 6, 2001, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/75121 "2001-08-06T14:37:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2001, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/75121/1 "2001-08-06T14:37:31Z")
All I have to say is: I went to see my friend Tom, you know Tom, Tom the bartender, and I said TOM, are you aware of the situation developing upstairs on the patio and he said, “If you mean the Tyrannysaurus Rex swooping in and ruining everyone’s fun, I know, but there’s nothing I can do, he’s got a sweet tooth.” ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2001, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/75121/2 "2001-08-06T14:46:42Z")
I am Francesca…Francesca Fiore! And where is Manservant Hecubus when you need him? ---
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2001, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/75121/3 "2001-08-06T14:47:45Z")
I’m crushing your head! I’m crushing your head!!😃 ---
**Author:** ![Francesca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9fc348/32.png) [@Francesca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Francesca)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2001, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/75121/4 "2001-08-06T14:48:08Z")
I love, love, **love** KITH. It hasn’t been repeated here for years. I’d love to see it again. Eeeeeeeeevil. Eeeeeeeeevil. Fran ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2001, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/75121/5 "2001-08-06T14:52:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by hardygrrl \* > And where is Manservant Hecubus when you need him? Hecubus, have you seen Presumed Innocent? Yes I have master, and his WIFE killed her! BUT HECUBUS! I haven’t seen the movie yet. :: whisper :: Evil! ---
**Author:** ![GSV\_Consolation\_of\_Dreams](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f1d935/32.png) [@GSV\_Consolation\_of\_Dreams](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GSV_Consolation_of_Dreams)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2001, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/75121/6 "2001-08-06T14:56:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Astroboy14 \* > \*\*I’m crushing your head! I’m crushing your head!!😃 \*\* But I’m squeezing your face. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2001, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/75121/7 "2001-08-06T14:57:15Z")
I’m here to serve you master… **AND SATAN!** ---
**Author:** ![Agrippina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8797f3/32.png) [@Agrippina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Agrippina)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2001, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/75121/8 "2001-08-06T14:58:33Z")
Viva Doors! It’s Citizen Kane, it’s Citizen Kane. Citizen Kane! CITIZEN KANE! ---
**Author:** ![magdalene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df788c/32.png) [@magdalene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magdalene)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2001, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/75121/9 "2001-08-06T14:59:38Z")
Loooooo-pez…Loooooo-pez…I know you are in there Lopez. ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2001, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/75121/10 "2001-08-06T15:01:54Z")
I’ve had the pear dream again… ---
**Author:** ![Aguecheek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@Aguecheek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aguecheek)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2001, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/75121/11 "2001-08-06T15:08:48Z")
[sub]gimme some tea, ya bastard…[/sub] erm…that’s Da-RILL ---
**Author:** ![woodstockbirdybird](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/woodstockbirdybird/32/7905_2.png) [@woodstockbirdybird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/woodstockbirdybird)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2001, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/75121/12 "2001-08-06T15:11:21Z")
My then-wife and I went to see them perform live sketch comedy at the Great American Music Hall in San Francisco in 1991. Fucking hilarious show. Afterwards we hung out to get autographs. They came out and chatted with us (except Bruce, whose girlfriend was in town) and they were funny and unassuming as hell. They asked if anybody knew a good place to eat; somebody made a suggestion, and they invited us all (about eight stragglers) to go out to dinner with them. It was just Kevin and Dave. Both of them (especially Dave) were so nice you’d never believe they were famous. Talked to Dave for a while about the Smiths. They paid for our dinner. My brush with fame. Great big bullom heads. ---
**Author:** ![JeffB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jeffb/32/188_2.png) [@JeffB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JeffB)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2001, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/75121/13 "2001-08-06T15:11:41Z")
I am the man with a good attitude towards Menstruation! ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2001, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/75121/14 "2001-08-06T15:13:03Z")
Dear guy I clotheslined while he drove by on his bike: sometimes we bring heartache upon ourselves. ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2001, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/75121/15 "2001-08-06T15:16:00Z")
One in ten people don’t seem to mind being kidnapped by aliens, probed rectally, have their rectums photographed and released. 😃 Robin ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2001, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/75121/16 "2001-08-06T15:17:44Z")
Thirty Helens agree, YOU CAN’T PAY TOO MUCH FOR A GOOD PAIR OF SHOES ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2001, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/75121/17 "2001-08-06T15:29:36Z")
I don’t have enough money to pay for this cab. There’s nobody home. ---
**Author:** ![Flymaster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c4cdca/32.png) [@Flymaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flymaster)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2001, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/75121/18 "2001-08-06T15:48:37Z")
Apparently, someone opened a Pit that’s slightly darker. Smokin’ on a night train, chewin’ on a jelly roll! ---
**Author:** ![lawoot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/35a633/32.png) [@lawoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lawoot)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2001, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/75121/19 "2001-08-06T15:52:40Z")
It’s a Fact: The Queen has forgotten her ABC’s! ---
**Author:** ![don\_Jaime](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b4bc9f/32.png) [@don\_Jaime](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_Jaime)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2001, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/75121/20 "2001-08-06T15:58:52Z")
And now a poem by the Emperor of Japan. > [@](#): > > _The Emperor of Japan writes:_ > **I fell down the stairs today. Again.** This has been a poem by the Emperor of Japan. My peeeeeeeen! He took my peeeeeeeen! I was born in that house. I’m going to die there, too. Oh, I don’t live there now… These are the Daves I know, I know, these are the Daves I know, I know. And I can’t transcribe it, but when Chicken Lady saw Rooster Boy at the strip club… [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/75121.md?page=2)