# The Kids In The Hall Appreciation Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 6, 2001, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/75121 "2001-08-06T14:37:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![The\_Witch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8e7dd6/32.png) [@The\_Witch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Witch)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2001, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/75121/21 "2001-08-06T16:05:22Z")
I really wish I was a lesbian. They’re so supportive of each other and everything is such a team effort . . . Turns out I’m not gay. I was in a hurry, and I just didn’t think about it. Ooops. . . . (Scott after being asked to be the Grand Marshall of Toronto’s Gay Pride Parade) ---
**Author:** ![AwSnappity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a3d4f5/32.png) [@AwSnappity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AwSnappity)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2001, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/75121/22 "2001-08-06T16:05:33Z")
Hey, all (although I’ve now ascertained that we’re all KITH fans)! I just had to pop into the thread to ascertain that someone had mentioned my favourites already (Daves I Know, Thirty Helens Agree). I’ve ascertained that they’ve been mentioned, so I’m just going to sit back and ascertain that the others mentioned are funny as well. ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2001, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/75121/23 "2001-08-06T16:17:18Z")
Chicken Lady Loves Life! That’s what the ad said, I’m the Chicken Lady. 10:15 am… Cherry Beach… “So. Ya like my new stance?” “Nah. I liked the old one better.” ---
**Author:** ![Lyllyan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b2d939/32.png) [@Lyllyan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lyllyan)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2001, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/75121/24 "2001-08-06T16:19:04Z")
Thers’s this girl at school and she has her own credit card yah and she lives by herself and she moved her mailbox so nobody could send her mail Can I have some chips? The fish want some chips. I’m the chicken lady. Do you want some breakfast? Here, I made you some eggs, fresh right from my boddddy. ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2001, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/75121/25 "2001-08-06T16:19:40Z")
Reading this thread makes me hungry for smelts and a Coke. ---
**Author:** ![pezpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@pezpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pezpunk)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2001, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/75121/26 "2001-08-06T16:26:46Z")
Look at this! Another mans urine. I just ask for it and they give it to me. I don’t know what to do with it. I have a whole refrigerator full of this stuff! I could probably send it to a lab but they would send back a bunch of test resultsI couldn’t possibly understand. ---
**Author:** ![Bambi\_Hassenpfeffer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Bambi\_Hassenpfeffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bambi_Hassenpfeffer)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2001, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/75121/27 "2001-08-06T16:27:33Z")
The perfume commercial was the best: Fiore – SMELL HER! and who can forget **Twenty-Nine Helens Agree** Punctuality is important. [sub]I just wish Helen Collings felt the same.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2001, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/75121/28 "2001-08-06T16:28:30Z")
[Chicken Lady] Fifty bucks! [/Chicken Lad] I made it with my very own _beeeeeeeeeeeeeep!_ Is that _pie_ I smell? ---
**Author:** ![demanton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3bc359/32.png) [@demanton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/demanton)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2001, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/75121/29 "2001-08-06T16:29:57Z")
Daddy drank. A lot: “Son for your birthday, I bought you a puppy. But I got hungry on the way home, and I ate it. Oh, there there. I was just joking, son. I would never buy you a puppy.” ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2001, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/75121/30 "2001-08-06T16:31:10Z")
I suppose there might have been a Chicken Lad, but I meant _Lady._ I really need some sleep. ---
**Author:** ![Daniel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Daniel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daniel)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2001, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/75121/31 "2001-08-06T16:34:58Z")
Bruce: “Saddest of all are the Sandwich People . . .” ---
**Author:** ![absoul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bc8723/32.png) [@absoul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/absoul)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2001, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/75121/32 "2001-08-06T16:40:42Z")
I guess I could understand this thread… If I didnt have a _CABBAGE_ for a HEAD! ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2001, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/75121/33 "2001-08-06T16:43:06Z")
This reminds me of the time Coco Chanel and I were trying to decide what to wear to DeGaulle’s funeral. And I said, I’m not even going… ---
**Author:** ![Why\_A\_Duck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Why\_A\_Duck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Why_A_Duck)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2001, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/75121/34 "2001-08-06T16:43:08Z")
“Stay down!” “Bad 1950’s Stereotpyical Homosexual!” “But I don’t like pickles!” ---
**Author:** ![shannybonanny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@shannybonanny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shannybonanny)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2001, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/75121/35 "2001-08-06T16:57:48Z")
The one and only movie I ever rented just to copy was Brain Candy. KITH drove me to felonious crime. And I like it! ---
**Author:** ![demanton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3bc359/32.png) [@demanton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/demanton)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2001, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/75121/36 "2001-08-06T16:58:54Z")
By the way, the government wanted me to tell you that there is a homicidal monster running loose in the sewers, and the only thing that can stop him is reeeeeally expeeeensive peeeeerfume. And he’s got a metal head! Gotta go, I’m in the middle of a big bike race. ---
**Author:** ![Jester](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jester/32/8223_2.png) [@Jester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jester)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2001, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/75121/37 "2001-08-06T17:07:16Z")
Look, if you don’t shut up and do what we say, then THIS is gonna happen! \ Uh oh. ---
**Author:** ![aseymayo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a88e57/32.png) [@aseymayo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aseymayo)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2001, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/75121/38 "2001-08-06T17:14:09Z")
I’m not mad, I’m not mad, I’M NOT MAD! Look, I’m not mad, but I am _going_ mad, so there is a discount. ---
**Author:** ![JeffB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jeffb/32/188_2.png) [@JeffB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JeffB)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2001, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/75121/39 "2001-08-06T17:19:19Z")
-Say “supper.” -Supper. -Say “rise.” -Rise. -Say “supper rise.” -Supper rise. -Say “surprise.” -I can’t. -Say it! -Surprise. (more or less) ---
**Author:** ![JeffB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jeffb/32/188_2.png) [@JeffB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JeffB)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2001, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/75121/40 "2001-08-06T17:20:45Z")
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