# The Kids In The Hall Appreciation Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 6, 2001, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/75121 "2001-08-06T14:37:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![absoul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bc8723/32.png) [@absoul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/absoul)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2001, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/75121/61 "2001-08-06T21:26:31Z")
Pitter patter, let’s get at her! ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2001, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/75121/62 "2001-08-06T21:33:27Z")
(I’m watching them right now!) Now Timmy, you have to decide: do you want to live with your mother, your father, or this beeeyotiful movie star! ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2001, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/75121/63 "2001-08-06T22:20:27Z")
“It stinks in here of stupid women and their wondering about Tony. Who he is with, what he is doing, what is he thinking of, is he thinking of them, and will he ever return someday?” What? no Jerry Sizzlers? ---
**Author:** ![woodstockbirdybird](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/woodstockbirdybird/32/7905_2.png) [@woodstockbirdybird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/woodstockbirdybird)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2001, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/75121/64 "2001-08-06T22:27:05Z")
I look at Miss Manythroats and I think: who would fuck _you_? ---
**Author:** ![Tyklfe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3e96dc/32.png) [@Tyklfe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tyklfe)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2001, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/75121/65 "2001-08-06T22:32:37Z")
Terriers are my very favorite breed. ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2001, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/75121/66 "2001-08-06T22:36:38Z")
Bellini! Remember the ‘Touch Bellini’ contest! [sub][sup]Ginger shivers with delight that her SDMB kindred share her joy and obsession.[/sup][/sub] ---
**Author:** ![JeffB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jeffb/32/188_2.png) [@JeffB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JeffB)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2001, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/75121/67 "2001-08-07T01:46:28Z")
Da-RRYLL ---
**Author:** ![fish\_in\_the\_sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/7ba0ec/32.png) [@fish\_in\_the\_sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fish_in_the_sky)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2001, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/75121/68 "2001-08-07T02:16:14Z")
Rod Torkleson’s Armada featuring Herman Menderchuck! //Camera-man / The whole world’s watching the camera-man / And now who’s watching the camera-man / And now he’s watching yoooouuu. / Zoom! Zoom! Zoom!// ---
**Author:** ![GargoyleWB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gargoylewb/32/199_2.png) [@GargoyleWB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GargoyleWB)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2001, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/75121/69 "2001-08-07T02:32:32Z")
When Scott Thompson was playing softball in that transparent vinyl outfit, while running the bases he does a cartwheel in the base path and comes up holding…sparklers 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Cerowyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/82dd89/32.png) [@Cerowyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cerowyn)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2001, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/75121/70 "2001-08-07T02:37:05Z")
> [@](#): > > Sixty years ago, my grandfather bought this parcel of land. He was a strong man, an honest man, and with the help of his young family he cleared this land, he made his home here. The land, well, it was rich and good, the crops, well, they grew tall and sturdy, as did the McIntyre name. That’s a name that’s become synonymous with truth and honesty in these parts. Over the years, we’ve all worked this land, and loved it, and it’s loved us back. And then in the summer of '69, [tail smacks his shoulder], I grew a tail. I figure that we Canadians still have a positive comedy-karmic balance, despite what Lorne Michaels has done with SNL lately, because he also gave us KitH. ---
**Author:** ![Ankh\_Too](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3ab097/32.png) [@Ankh\_Too](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ankh_Too)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2001, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/75121/71 "2001-08-07T03:11:14Z")
Man, why is it so hard to find a woman who appreciates film? * * * …One pharisee said to another he knew “What do we do with this upitty jew?” We can wash him in wine And make him all clean And into Sam Zittle’s Crucifiction Machine Twirl the gawhril And relase the gavlease And in go the nails As fast as you please… * * * …I’m not stoned. I’m just noticing things. Noticing things about my hands, as if for the first time… * * * … Ha haaaaa, Jeremeeee! You see more dicks than a catheter! And believe me, some of those catheters have been talking! delineate… * * * The food is terrible, but the waiter’s hilarious! * * * …What? You can’t hit a guy? That’s ludicrous, the judicial system will grind to a hault! How long’s this been going on?.. * * * ## It’s always hard… when Timmy gets transferred. [sub]I really need to stop watching them.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2001, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/75121/72 "2001-08-07T03:12:14Z")
Cheep! Cheep! Waaahh!!! **WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!** I make the big bucks. Oh God! Have you turned gay again? Our _special_ relationship ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Bird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Little\_Bird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Bird)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2001, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/75121/73 "2001-08-07T03:17:31Z")
Brown stuff! Coming out of my mouth! ---
**Author:** ![AwSnappity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a3d4f5/32.png) [@AwSnappity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AwSnappity)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2001, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/75121/74 "2001-08-07T03:49:11Z")
The cop secret handshake When the fag bartender gets stuck on the island with Oscar Wilde ---
**Author:** ![JustAskAnyone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b4bc9f/32.png) [@JustAskAnyone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JustAskAnyone)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2001, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/75121/75 "2001-08-07T05:10:06Z")
Hey son! You know how you’ve been bugging me to get you a puppy? Well, on the way home from work I stopped and got you one. But I got hungry, and I ate it. Oh, I’m just kidding son. I never bought you a puppy! ---
**Author:** ![fish\_in\_the\_sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/7ba0ec/32.png) [@fish\_in\_the\_sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fish_in_the_sky)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/75121/76 "2001-08-09T00:45:46Z")
[Bruce as a drunk teenager] Mom? That was fuckin’ good ham… [/Bruce as a drunk teenager] ---
**Author:** ![mnemosyne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c4cdca/32.png) [@mnemosyne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mnemosyne)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/75121/77 "2001-08-09T03:46:50Z")
My GA-ZEE-BO! They stole my GA-ZEE-BO! I saw them live on their reunion tour back in Jan 2000 in Monreal. They were great. Don’t giggle at Death. I SAID…don’t giggle at Death!!! You know what happens when you giggle at death don’t you? Don’t you…???..I…squish your head, squishing you head! Squishing your head! And you up in the balcony - it’s like mass murder! Haha! ---
**Author:** ![HalberMensch242](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ecb155/32.png) [@HalberMensch242](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HalberMensch242)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/75121/78 "2001-08-09T04:25:17Z")
Daddy, what’s that man doing to my donkey? Well son, that’s Hitler, and he’s fuckin your donkey :)🙂 ---
**Author:** ![AwSnappity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a3d4f5/32.png) [@AwSnappity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AwSnappity)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/75121/79 "2001-08-09T04:30:10Z")
I love all women. ---
**Author:** ![bagkitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ab992/32.png) [@bagkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bagkitty)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 10:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/75121/80 "2001-08-09T10:56:26Z")
LOL. I used to work in the production office KITH. Weird set up, the five of them where in these little cubicles with sliding glass doors… sorta like a dutch brothel. The stories I could tell. LOL [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/75121.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/75121.md?page=5)