# The king is coming for dinner; how do you impress him?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-king-is-coming-for-dinner-how-do-you-impress-him/918232>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 16, 2020, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-king-is-coming-for-dinner-how-do-you-impress-him/918232 "2020-08-16T02:49:05Z")\
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**Author:** ![dtilque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d6d6ee/32.png) [@dtilque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dtilque)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2020, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-king-is-coming-for-dinner-how-do-you-impress-him/918232/61 "2020-08-21T19:03:45Z")

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> [@Two\_Many\_Cats2](#):
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> Bloody peasant!

Ah! Now we see the violence inherent in the system. Help! I’m being repressed!

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2020, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-king-is-coming-for-dinner-how-do-you-impress-him/918232/62 "2020-08-24T15:46:37Z")

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If the king were going to be dining with me, I’d serve peanut butter and banana sandwiches, as I’ve heard he liked them.

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**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2020, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-king-is-coming-for-dinner-how-do-you-impress-him/918232/63 "2020-08-25T00:12:17Z")

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I’m a bit embarrassed to admit how hard I lol’d at that.

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**Author:** ![BippityBoppityBoo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bippityboppityboo/32/5745_2.png) [@BippityBoppityBoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BippityBoppityBoo)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2020, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-king-is-coming-for-dinner-how-do-you-impress-him/918232/64 "2020-08-25T00:26:11Z")

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I’m embarrassed to say how many hours it took me to get that.

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