# The kitten came back...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kitten-came-back/277863>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 3, 2004, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kitten-came-back/277863 "2004-12-03T05:41:48Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 18\
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**Author:** ![kittenlm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ce7236/32.png) [@kittenlm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kittenlm)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2004, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kitten-came-back/277863/1 "2004-12-03T05:41:48Z")

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I’m sorry that I’ve been away so long, but I know **Hal** has explained a few of the reasons why.

I know most of you are saying “Who is this person and why should we care that she’s back?” but I was hoping there would be at least a few people who would get excited. 🙂

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**Author:** ![picunurse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7bcc69/32.png) [@picunurse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picunurse)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2004, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kitten-came-back/277863/2 "2004-12-03T05:50:20Z")

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I remember your name, welcome back.  
Is everything ok?  
You know, of course, that **harmless** will sing that horrid song, because you reminded her. 😃

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2004, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kitten-came-back/277863/3 "2004-12-03T06:05:11Z")

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Welcome back, **kittenlm**!

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2004, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kitten-came-back/277863/4 "2004-12-03T06:14:29Z")

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> [@picunurse](#):
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> You know, of course, that **harmless** will sing that horrid song, because you reminded her. 😃

That was what came to mind when I read the title of the thread. I don’t know the poster (welcome back, by the way) but I have fond memories of watching Nickelodeon in the 80’s and having that short come on every hour or two in the late mornings and early afternoons.

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**Author:** ![Keapon\_Laffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e274bd/32.png) [@Keapon\_Laffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Keapon_Laffin)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2004, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kitten-came-back/277863/5 "2004-12-03T06:42:19Z")

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> [@kittenlm](#):
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> but I was hoping there would be at least a few people who would get excited.

GASP! OMG!!! 😃😛😃

YAYYYYYYYYYY!!!  
\*\*Keapon \*\* bounces up and down with joy. Kittens back! Kitten back!

\*\*Keapon \*\* runs around in circles on the floor.  
Woooohoooooooooooooooooooooo!

Okay, so I don’t know **kittenlm** , but these Frosted Sugar Bombs are awesome. I’m on my third bowl. Can you tell?

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**Author:** ![kittenlm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ce7236/32.png) [@kittenlm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kittenlm)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2004, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kitten-came-back/277863/6 "2004-12-03T17:22:14Z")

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Yay!!! Thank you **Keapon Laffin**. You just made my day 😛

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2004, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kitten-came-back/277863/7 "2004-12-03T17:31:56Z")

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Oh, hiya honey…you left?

Oooooh, yeah. I’m in a heap-a trouble now… 😉

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**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2004, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kitten-came-back/277863/8 "2004-12-03T19:24:38Z")

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KITTY!

: boing, boing, boing,sproing, **POUNCE**! tumble, tumble, tumble, _splat_ :

Hi! 🙂

Where’ve you been? Whatchya been doing? How ya feeling? Did you bring me something? We’ve been having fun! Did you see the [new Brat site](http://www.1728.com/bratpack/bratpack.htm)? Did you know you’re on it? **wolf\_meister** made it! Do you want a pic done? **Hal** ’s been bad. Have you seen any of the good threads lately? Did ya miss us? Ya know, _The cat came back, the very next day_…so what the heck took _you_ so long? We thought you were a goner! Just couldn’t stay away? 😃

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**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2004, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kitten-came-back/277863/9 "2004-12-03T19:28:59Z")

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> [@picunurse](#):
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> You know, of course, that **harmless** will sing that horrid song, because you reminded her. 😃

[Please forgive the misspelling…](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=5567122&postcount=78) 😃  
I got over excited.

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2004, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kitten-came-back/277863/10 "2004-12-03T19:49:08Z")

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> [@harmless](#):
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> **Hal** ’s been bad.

Hey! What’n-da world is _that_ about?? I’ve done nothing, said nothing, and acted in no fashion that deserves that comment!

Note: If I’m mistaken, and my above statement can be proven to be untrue, I’ll thank you very much not to link to any proof. 😉

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**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2004, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kitten-came-back/277863/11 "2004-12-03T20:00:43Z")

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Well, you weren’t meant to read that, duh! :rolleyes: 😉

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**Author:** ![kittenlm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ce7236/32.png) [@kittenlm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kittenlm)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2004, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kitten-came-back/277863/12 "2004-12-03T21:06:01Z")

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Hi **Harmless**!!!

I’m feeling better, thank you for asking! I’ve been busy getting my real estate career off the ground and I’m doing well. How about you? Been busy?

I LOVE THE NEW SITE!!! **Hal** didn’t even tell me about it :rolleyes: I would LOVE a picture! Good job **wolf\_meister** …captures the essence of the Brat Pack very well!

And believe me, I’m the last person you have to tell that **Hal** ’s been bad!

Of course I couldn’t stay away…you know, once you join SDMB you are doomed to be here forever. 😛

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**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2004, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kitten-came-back/277863/13 "2004-12-03T21:26:09Z")

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Yeppers, I’ve been busy! 🙂  
That’s seven brat pics total, btw…mr. **meister** hasn’t added the [new one](http://www.suzi-quzi.com/extra.html) yet.  
I’m taking a small break to do some work stuff ( :rolleyes: ) and to finish this effing Marilyn Monroe that’s so close to being done.

Give a description of your Brat persona and I’ll add it to the list.  
I was instructed by **nocturnal\_tick** to do **AngelicGemma** next. 😛

So, how’s the baby making going?  
**Hal** ’s told us aaaalllllllllll about it. 😃

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**Author:** ![kittenlm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ce7236/32.png) [@kittenlm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kittenlm)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2004, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kitten-came-back/277863/14 "2004-12-03T21:42:19Z")

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> [@harmless](#):
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> So, how’s the baby making going?  
> **Hal** ’s told us aaaalllllllllll about it. 😃

I’m sure he has 😛

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**Author:** ![wolf\_meister](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolf_meister/32/15202_2.png) [@wolf\_meister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolf_meister)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2004, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kitten-came-back/277863/15 "2004-12-04T20:25:08Z")

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Hi folks,

Thanks for all the words of praise about the BratPack™ Website.

And the lovely image of Bibliocat has been added to the website.

I would have updated the website sooner but I was planning to explore the Marianas Trench. I’d bet its extreme depth has prevented _any_ exhaustive exploration. I suppose not many people would know how many times it has been explored.

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**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2004, 8:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kitten-came-back/277863/16 "2004-12-06T08:15:46Z")

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Of course we missed you **kitten**. It’s good to see you’re back. I was getting scared that you were going to leave **Hal** to his own devices.

::imagines **Hal** in **Risky Business** ::

…yes.

WELCOME BACK KITTEN!

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**Author:** ![AngelicGemma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/439d5e/32.png) [@AngelicGemma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelicGemma)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2004, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kitten-came-back/277863/17 "2004-12-06T12:15:36Z")

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Hello again!

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2004, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kitten-came-back/277863/18 "2004-12-06T18:06:20Z")

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> [@nocturnal\_tick](#):
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> ::imagines **Hal** in **Risky Business** ::

Hey, sometimes ya just gotta say “what the fuck”…
