# The Kuznetsova dolls building **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 22, 2017, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kuznetsova-dolls-building/782754 "2017-03-22T13:29:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2017, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kuznetsova-dolls-building/782754/21 "2017-03-22T19:15:25Z")
> [@Enola\_Gay](#): > > Ivanka should erect a building that looks like [this](http://cdn4.gurl.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/boob-tanks.jpg). Nah. [This](http://i.idnes.cz/15/091/org/AHA5dccbb_NOTEXT.jpg) would be more appropriate. ---
**Author:** ![WOOKINPANUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wookinpanub/32/132_2.png) [@WOOKINPANUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WOOKINPANUB)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2017, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kuznetsova-dolls-building/782754/22 "2017-03-22T19:55:49Z")
> [@Amateur\_Barbarian](#): > > It’s the most dildo-looking building I think I’ve ever seen. All the more it needs is pink glass and periodic steam releases from its tip. It really is. It’s as though he wants to be mocked. ---
**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2017, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kuznetsova-dolls-building/782754/23 "2017-03-22T20:32:47Z")
> [@WOOKINPANUB](#): > > It really is. It’s as though he wants to be mocked. I guess if you step back, it really is a pretty design, if flashy and overbearing in the Trump mold. But shaping it like that is just… begging for it. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2017, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kuznetsova-dolls-building/782754/24 "2017-03-22T20:42:28Z")
> [@Amateur\_Barbarian](#): > > I guess if you step back, it really is a pretty design, if flashy and overbearing in the Trump mold. But shaping it like that is just… begging for it. Maybe Ivanka is a little less…accommodating than he’d like. ---
**Author:** ![psychobunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/54ee81/32.png) [@psychobunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psychobunny)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2017, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kuznetsova-dolls-building/782754/25 "2017-03-23T03:09:56Z")
[Trump Tower Azerbaijin](http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2017/03/13/donald-trumps-worst-deal) ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2017, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kuznetsova-dolls-building/782754/26 "2017-03-23T04:56:33Z")
While I’ve no doubt that Kushnir’s Penis Building represents some form of overcompensation, it also has a remarkably appropriate [resemblance to a toilet plunger](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C7dYg0oVMAAKH2F.jpg). But this one is a gleaming crystalline toilet plunger, the best kind of toilet plunger, believe me. No one has a better toilet plunger. > [@psychobunny](#): > > [Trump Tower Azerbaijin](http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2017/03/13/donald-trumps-worst-deal) What? Trump is associated with something tawdry and gaudy that is infested with corruption? Say it ain’t so! ---
**Author:** ![psychobunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/54ee81/32.png) [@psychobunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psychobunny)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2017, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kuznetsova-dolls-building/782754/27 "2017-03-23T05:41:37Z")
i was thinking more of why it looked like. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2017, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kuznetsova-dolls-building/782754/28 "2017-03-23T06:17:32Z")
I have to admit that I would have read this thread much sooner if autocorrect had not ruined the title. I assumed it was about a doll museum or something. That said, I agree the proposed building looks like a giant crystal dildo, only with an odd extension, like someone has some size concerns and wants to be sure it’s really, really [del]long[/del] tall enough. ---
**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2017, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kuznetsova-dolls-building/782754/29 "2017-03-23T14:04:14Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > I have to admit that I would have read this thread much sooner if autocorrect had not ruined the title. I assumed it was about a doll museum or something. I put in a mod request to change it immediately, but it was never addressed. Probably too late, now. Hey! We could name the building Steely Dan! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2017, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kuznetsova-dolls-building/782754/30 "2017-03-23T14:22:27Z")
> [@Amateur\_Barbarian](#): > > Hey! We could name the building Steely Dan! 😃 No point–it would just be autocorrected to Stalingrad Disco. ---
**Author:** ![WOOKINPANUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wookinpanub/32/132_2.png) [@WOOKINPANUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WOOKINPANUB)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2017, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kuznetsova-dolls-building/782754/31 "2017-03-23T14:48:45Z")
> [@wolfpup](#): > > While I’ve no doubt that Kushnir’s Penis Building represents some form of overcompensation, it also has a remarkably appropriate [resemblance to a toilet plunger](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C7dYg0oVMAAKH2F.jpg). But this one is a gleaming crystalline toilet plunger, the best kind of toilet plunger, believe me. No one has a better toilet plunger. > What? Trump is associated with something tawdry and gaudy that is infested with corruption? Say it ain’t so! Funny because it’s true. When I click on the link I get a picture of a two cats on a scratching post tree thingy. ---
**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2017, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kuznetsova-dolls-building/782754/32 "2017-03-23T15:00:44Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > No point–it would just be autocorrected to Stalingrad Disco. /threadwin [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-kuznetsova-dolls-building/782754.md?page=1)