# The lady in the Polident commercial **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 5, 2014, 10:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lady-in-the-polident-commercial/685401 "2014-04-05T10:52:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2014, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lady-in-the-polident-commercial/685401/21 "2014-04-06T03:30:45Z")
> [@Biotop](#): > > Joke thread? > > Hey, some people truly get very agitated over small dental problems. Why just yesterday I dropped my toothpaste on the floor. I was crestfallen. > > And I still remember last summer when I was going for a week-long hike on the Appalachian Trail and I forgot to pack my toothpaste. I was very upset. I ended up wandering around aimlessly. Well, lets just call these the colgate incidents. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2014, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lady-in-the-polident-commercial/685401/22 "2014-04-06T03:47:20Z")
No one knew I had a dental implant until it came out in a conversation. ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2014, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lady-in-the-polident-commercial/685401/23 "2014-04-06T13:48:06Z")
My only experience with Polident is when I accidentally hit my neighbor’s pet parrot with my car. ---
**Author:** ![74westy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/74westy/32/3950_2.png) [@74westy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/74westy)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2014, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lady-in-the-polident-commercial/685401/24 "2014-04-06T23:18:02Z")
You’ll wonder where the yellow went When you soak your teeth in Polident. ---
**Author:** ![butterfiles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b3f665/32.png) [@butterfiles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/butterfiles)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2014, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lady-in-the-polident-commercial/685401/25 "2014-04-06T23:28:35Z")
> [@Biotop](#): > > My only experience with Polident is when I accidentally hit my neighbor’s pet parrot with my car. My favorite one so far. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2014, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lady-in-the-polident-commercial/685401/26 "2014-04-07T20:54:30Z")
Moved to MPSIMS. ---
**Author:** ![Isilder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/cc9497/32.png) [@Isilder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isilder)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2014, 8:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lady-in-the-polident-commercial/685401/27 "2014-04-08T08:41:55Z")
> [@butterfiles](#): > > And the writer(s): > > “Dentures are very different to real teeth.” Well mainly in that they don’t have carries in them, and don’t need root canal therapy. ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2014, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lady-in-the-polident-commercial/685401/28 "2014-04-08T13:28:02Z")
> [@The\_Second\_Stone](#): > > Dentures are like bats. They come out like the stars at night. Bats. Dentures coming out. [SAM KINISON] " … I like the way you think" [/SAM KINISON] [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lady-in-the-polident-commercial/685401.md?page=1)