# the lancaster ca target can fuck its self up the ass with the sharpest prickliest tree in existence **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 19, 2019, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lancaster-ca-target-can-fuck-its-self-up-the-ass-with-the-sharpest-prickliest-tree-in-existence/832752 "2019-04-19T03:10:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 4\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Helena330](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/helena330/32/531_2.png) [@Helena330](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helena330)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2019, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lancaster-ca-target-can-fuck-its-self-up-the-ass-with-the-sharpest-prickliest-tree-in-existence/832752/21 "2019-04-21T04:00:15Z")
> [@BigT](#): > > Ever since I heard nightshadea had some sort of disability, I always imagined not being able to use a normal keyboard, having to use like a joystick type setup or something where capitalizing or letters was more effort. > > I hadn’t noticed a lack of apostrophes, so another idea is that they can’t hold down the shift key. > > My third idea was that they have trouble remembering the rules, and hide this by simply avoiding all of them. Yup. You get shit on a lot, **BigT** , but a lot of times (like this one) you’re the kindest person in a thread. I wonder if the employees stole the DVDs. Sorry you went to all that trouble, **nightshadea**! ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2019, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lancaster-ca-target-can-fuck-its-self-up-the-ass-with-the-sharpest-prickliest-tree-in-existence/832752/22 "2019-04-21T04:39:15Z")
> [@Gatopescado](#): > > How many Targets does Lancaster have? > [@Atamasama](#): > > I looked it up, it only has the one. Just to clarify, this is CA not PA. So it’s not the one targeted at Amish barn-raisers? _“Attention, Target shoppers. For the next hour we have a Buy One Get One Half Off special on any black hats with comically wide brims. And do not be disquieted by my faceless voice emanating from a source you cannot perceive, I am not a demon. I am harmless, I mean, I’m a Target middle-manager with a mini-van.”_ ps: I had exactly the same situation with a Best Buy. Told the manager that the real problem that he should deal with was that when I told two different workers about the problem, neither one seemed to be at all bothered by it. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2019, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lancaster-ca-target-can-fuck-its-self-up-the-ass-with-the-sharpest-prickliest-tree-in-existence/832752/23 "2019-04-21T05:24:06Z")
> [@needscoffee](#): > > It wouldn’t surprise me if the missing shipment of DVDs was stolen off the truck while being unloaded In Lancaster? :dubious: 😛 ---
**Author:** ![nightshadea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7ba0ec/32.png) [@nightshadea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nightshadea)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2019, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lancaster-ca-target-can-fuck-its-self-up-the-ass-with-the-sharpest-prickliest-tree-in-existence/832752/24 "2019-04-21T06:12:52Z")
it’s number 3 actually between not being able to type correctly or at least how the typing class wanted you to hold your hands and well my handwritings worse they sort of decided technical English was lost on me and I did everything orally … I have been trying to use a spell/grammar checker tho my typing has improved… you should have seen the complaints the first time i was here … [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lancaster-ca-target-can-fuck-its-self-up-the-ass-with-the-sharpest-prickliest-tree-in-existence/832752.md?page=1)