# The last word **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 28, 2000, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580 "2000-12-28T22:48:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![BornDodgy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19b73/32.png) [@BornDodgy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BornDodgy)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/1 "2000-12-28T22:48:24Z")
A silly little game brought to you by yours truely. It is about the last word. What you do is try to keep the last word… but anybody could take your beloved last word form you anytime… at the moment I have it. It is watching tv in my living room… if you want it you ll have to fight for it. ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/2 "2000-12-28T22:54:00Z")
Umm, WTF? Are there rules to this game, or can I just post a bunch of mumbling, bumbling crap? Or is the real game that **it** is the word? And do I have to keep it at the end of my post or what? Can I include it in other words, like bit or lit or wit or tit (I like that one). What’s the game again? Ah shit. It? ---
**Author:** ![BornDodgy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19b73/32.png) [@BornDodgy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BornDodgy)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/3 "2000-12-28T22:58:32Z")
You just had the last word. But now it is gone. Back into my possessions. Sure you can tell anything… as long as you keep on telling something you have the last word… I could tell you about how it pisses me off that my dad, my (ex) boyfriend my best friends boyfriend and my meds have the same name… But I dont want to be cruel dodgy and her last word ---
**Author:** ![Ad\_Noctum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b19c9b/32.png) [@Ad\_Noctum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ad_Noctum)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/4 "2000-12-28T23:00:17Z")
I’ve got it 🙂 * * * Ad Noctum, Keeper of last word until someone steals it. ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/5 "2000-12-28T23:02:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by BornDodgy \* > … and my meds have the same name… And herein lies the clue to this game 😛 || || || / [sup]last word[/sup] ---
**Author:** ![BornDodgy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19b73/32.png) [@BornDodgy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BornDodgy)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/6 "2000-12-28T23:02:19Z")
That s what you think 🙂 dodgy ---
**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/7 "2000-12-28T23:06:30Z")
I have it now. ~Lisa ---
**Author:** ![BornDodgy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19b73/32.png) [@BornDodgy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BornDodgy)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/8 "2000-12-28T23:09:17Z")
… grabs the word and eats it… ha! How are you going to get it back NOW??? d. ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/9 "2000-12-28T23:09:51Z")
sehr schnell, Dodgy! ---
**Author:** ![WickedAngel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f6c823/32.png) [@WickedAngel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WickedAngel)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/10 "2000-12-28T23:11:22Z")
Nope! I just snatched it! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/11 "2000-12-28T23:19:59Z")
Mine! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/12 "2000-12-28T23:25:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Arden\_Ranger \* > \*\*Mine! > > 😃 \*\* Not for long !!! :::evil cackle::: ---
**Author:** ![zyzzyva](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@zyzzyva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zyzzyva)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/13 "2000-12-28T23:27:13Z")
Nope. You all lose. I win. Just look at my name. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Ad\_Noctum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b19c9b/32.png) [@Ad\_Noctum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ad_Noctum)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/14 "2000-12-28T23:27:33Z")
::takes a swig of Mtn Dew and sits on the word:: * * * here I sit all broken hearted came to shit but only farted later on I took a chance tried to fart but shit my pants. ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/15 "2000-12-28T23:27:49Z")
Ender politely asks for the word and it is granted. Calmly he places it on the desk of the moderator who is silently weeping and whimpering “I’ve got to patrol this thread?” ---
**Author:** ![Osip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4491bb/32.png) [@Osip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Osip)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/16 "2000-12-28T23:28:57Z")
we already played this in IMHO Anniz started the “who is the most stubborn” thread, which I of course won 🙂 well, until a Mod Scythe decided to close the thread do to the nightmares it caused him. Now I have the last word! Osip ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/17 "2000-12-28T23:32:09Z")
This looks like a grand way to pad ones post count. How ignoble! (haha, I have the last word!) 😃 ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/18 "2000-12-28T23:33:03Z")
S E X ---
**Author:** ![Ad\_Noctum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b19c9b/32.png) [@Ad\_Noctum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ad_Noctum)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/19 "2000-12-28T23:39:42Z")
Kinky butt sex? ---
**Author:** ![Tretiak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a88e57/32.png) [@Tretiak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tretiak)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/20 "2000-12-28T23:41:09Z")
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