# The last word

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 28, 2000, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580 "2000-12-28T22:48:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 11

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**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/201 "2000-12-29T05:29:51Z")

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Hey Jedi Girl…Come on in,the Jello is fine!  
(Mine)

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/202 "2000-12-29T05:30:13Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Fairy Princess Kitty \*  
> \*\*just go and dissapoint me, leave me for her, just go ahead, see if I care _sniffle, pout, whimper_  
> _snuggles close to DW then licks him_ Hey jello covered wolf tastes good.
> 
> Kitty \*\*

Sure, if ya don’t mind hair balls 🙂

And Kitty, I think there’s more than enough of everybody to go around, dontcha think? Did anybody bring the Twister game? Now that we’re all half naked and slippery…

[[and Wolfie, I couldn’t choose, I used 'em both ;)]]

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**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/203 "2000-12-29T05:30:35Z")

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::gently pushes Jedi Girl into the jello pit::  
You’re on your own buddy, though there are plenty of people to wrestle with.

Woohoo my 6ooth post! ::kisses DW to celebrate the occasion::

Kitty

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/204 "2000-12-29T05:31:58Z")

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> \*Originally posted by AngelD112 \*  
> \*\*Hey Jedi Girl…Come on in,the Jello is fine!  
> (Mine) \*\*

Regulation G-Strings only!

Mine. 😛

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**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/205 "2000-12-29T05:32:45Z")

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I just happen to have travel Twister on me!  
Left foot-Green (Mine)

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**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/206 "2000-12-29T05:33:34Z")

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Grr I meant 600th, silly me. Ummm… AR, I’m a kitty cat, and you warn me of hairballs? It’ll take far more than that to keep me away from the wolf.

Kitty

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**Author:** ![Jedi\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a88e4f/32.png) [@Jedi\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jedi_Girl)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/207 "2000-12-29T05:34:15Z")

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Who needs to be attacked? Or should I save people (I do, afterall, have the full red cross lifeguard certifictaions :D)? Just tell me what to do!

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**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/208 "2000-12-29T05:34:56Z")

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::puts one paw on green, considering that they’re all feet::  
_shrug_ Oh well.

Kitty

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/209 "2000-12-29T05:35:48Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Fairy Princess Kitty \*  
> \*\*Grr I meant 600th, silly me. Ummm… AR, I’m a kitty cat, and you warn me of hairballs? It’ll take far more than that to keep me away from the wolf.
> 
> Kitty \*\*

Kitty fur is soft, though. Wolf hair rough…

But then, maybe you’re like me and like it rough. You did dive into the Jello Pit pretty fast. 😉

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**Author:** ![DynoSaur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DynoSaur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DynoSaur)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/210 "2000-12-29T05:36:04Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Jedi Girl \*  
> \*\*Who needs to be attacked? Or should I save people (I do, afterall, have the full red cross lifeguard certifictaions :D)? Just tell me what to do! \*\*

:: pulls Jedi Girl into the jello ::

attack, of course 😉

and, um, hi 😉

(minemineMINE)

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**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/211 "2000-12-29T05:38:16Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Arden\_Ranger \*  
> Kitty fur is soft, though. Wolf hair rough…
> 
> But then, maybe you’re like me and like it rough. You did dive into the Jello Pit pretty fast. 😉

Oh, I like it rough, it’s just oh so fun. Anyone have handcuffs? And where did we leave the whipped cream and hot fudge?

Kitty

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/212 "2000-12-29T05:38:32Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Jedi Girl \*  
> \*\*Who needs to be attacked? Or should I save people (I do, afterall, have the full red cross lifeguard certifictaions :D)? Just tell me what to do! \*\*

The women are in the Jello Pit, ganging up on the men who dare try to have the Last Word! We all know that cannot be allowed to happen.

Oh, and we’re playing Twister.

::whatever foot on green::

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**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/213 "2000-12-29T05:38:40Z")

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> \*Originally posted by AngelD112 \*  
> \*\*Corvus, sugar…come over here and let this little angel massage your back. You look so tense after all that fighting. Doesn’t that feel good? Anywhere else you want massaged? ::smiles seductively at Corvus::
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> (Mine) \*\*

Ahhh…

Ya know, you’re looking pretty tense yourself, here let me help you…

::starts massaging shoulders, slowly works way down::

(the last word, it’s all mine now)

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**Author:** ![Jedi\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a88e4f/32.png) [@Jedi\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jedi_Girl)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/214 "2000-12-29T05:40:27Z")

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::Puts her hand on green::  
oh wait, sorry Kitty, was that your paw?

::Picks up a piece of jello and throws it::  
::Laughing as she runs behind FPK::

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**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/215 "2000-12-29T05:40:36Z")

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right hand-yellow  
Won’t anyone play Twister with me? Right now, its just FPK and myself. Its kinda lonely on this side of the jello pit.  
Mine!

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/216 "2000-12-29T05:40:38Z")

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[QUOTE]  
\*Originally posted by Fairy Princess Kitty \*  
\*\*

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> Oh, I like it rough, it’s just oh so fun. Anyone have handcuffs? And where did we leave the whipped cream and hot fudge?
> 
> \*\*

Hmmm… well, being handcuffed together would make semi-naked Jello Pit Twister more interesting…

:: hands out cuffs and ice cream toppings all around ::

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**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/217 "2000-12-29T05:41:03Z")

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I can do soft _and_ rough, especially in the jello.

And AR, thank you for noticing my hair balls. They’re part of a three piece set.

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**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/218 "2000-12-29T05:41:42Z")

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_meows_ Hey! Since when am something to run behind?  
_ducks_ Help! Dire Wolf? Anyone?

Kitty

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**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/219 "2000-12-29T05:42:16Z")

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Left hand, blue!!

(last word, mine)

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**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/220 "2000-12-29T05:43:14Z")

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Left foot green.

Right hand Ranger.

Left hand Kitty.

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