# The last word **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 28, 2000, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580 "2000-12-28T22:48:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 12
**Author:** ![Jedi\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a88e4f/32.png) [@Jedi\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jedi_Girl)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/221 "2000-12-29T05:43:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by DynoSaur \* > :: pulls Jedi Girl into the jello :: > > attack, of course 😉 > > and, um, hi 😉 > > (minemineMINE) \* WELL…hello to you to. ::Picks up jello and tosses it at Dyno:: ---
**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/222 "2000-12-29T05:44:33Z")
::puts another paw on yellow:: _throws ice cream at DW_ ::ducks low to hide:: Kitty ---
**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/223 "2000-12-29T05:44:47Z")
OOH, Corvus. You’re good, but should we do this in public? Come to the back room with me, and I’ll tie you up, and lick some whipped cream off your manly chest…and steal the last word from you, cause you’re all tied up like that::smiles innocently, yet seductively:: This is what I call a party. We have a jello-pit, Twister, and human sundaes. How much better can it be? ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/224 "2000-12-29T05:45:52Z")
:: DW whips out his… pocket knife (you pervs!), and cuts off all the g-strings! :: _Semi_-naked??? Naked handcuffed whipped cream jello wrestling twister! ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/225 "2000-12-29T05:45:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dire Wolf \* > \*\*Left foot green. > > Right hand Ranger. > > Left hand Kitty. \*\* ::slaps cuffs on DW’s right hand and her left :: There! This should make Twister even more entertaining! Right hand yellow ---
**Author:** ![Jedi\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a88e4f/32.png) [@Jedi\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jedi_Girl)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/226 "2000-12-29T05:47:29Z")
I’m playing twister too! Right hand orange. Wait, what do you mean there’s no orange?? ::pouts:: fine. right hand blue. ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/227 "2000-12-29T05:48:04Z")
Hey, AR, aren’t you going to read me my rights first? ---
**Author:** ![Jedi\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a88e4f/32.png) [@Jedi\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jedi_Girl)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/228 "2000-12-29T05:48:55Z")
stupid smileys ---
**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/229 "2000-12-29T05:49:19Z")
Wolfie, baby, you’re in a room of nakes jello covered girls, you have no rights. Kitty ---
**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/230 "2000-12-29T05:50:41Z")
Naked, NAKED, I meant naked really I did. _shrugs and pours warm fudgey stuff on DW while he’s cuffed_ Kitty ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/231 "2000-12-29T05:50:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dire Wolf \* > \*\*Hey, AR, aren’t you going to read me my rights first? \*\* Rights? Dear Wolfie, you have none. 🙂 You voluntarily entered the Jello Pit, which was the domain of the females. Rights… ::snicker:: You are now our official Jello Pit Plaything! Any objections? ---
**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/232 "2000-12-29T05:50:58Z")
Right hand- Red (Mine) ---
**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/233 "2000-12-29T05:51:35Z")
::snaps cuffs on Angel:: Now, you were saying? (I’ll take that last word too…) ---
**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/234 "2000-12-29T05:52:35Z")
_pets the now chocolately DW_ He’s our plaything? Really? Oh yay! So Wolfie, darling, how would you like to play? Kitty ---
**Author:** ![Jedi\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a88e4f/32.png) [@Jedi\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jedi_Girl)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/235 "2000-12-29T05:52:49Z")
::laughs evilly:: you have no rights here! it’s the jello pit of doom! where everyone is naked and dw somehow had a knife concealed in a g-string. wait, how did that work? ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/236 "2000-12-29T05:55:06Z")
No, AR, no objections here. I even checked “organ donor” on my license 😉 [sup]boy, am i glad i ate my wheaties today[/sup] ---
**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/237 "2000-12-29T05:56:02Z")
Oh, No, you don’t Corvus. ::pulls out key to handcuffs:: I think its time for this little angel to go to her little dreamcloud in the sky. The last word is coming with me, and anyone else that wants to can come with it. Any takers? ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/238 "2000-12-29T05:58:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jedi Girl \* > \*\*::laughs evilly:: you have no rights here! it’s the jello pit of doom! where everyone is naked and dw somehow had a knife concealed in a g-string. wait, how did that work? \*\* Stupid Pet Trick? 😉 Oh, wait! You know how how Highlander they somehow manage to hide a 4 foot broadsword in a motorcycle jacket? That’s how. Damn, DW, you’re gooood… 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/239 "2000-12-29T05:59:26Z")
Practice, and quick hands is all it takes. ---
**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/240 "2000-12-29T06:02:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by AngelD112 \* > \*\*Oh, No, you don’t Corvus. ::pulls out key to handcuffs:: > I think its time for this little angel to go to her little dreamcloud in the sky. The last word is coming with me, and anyone else that wants to can come with it. Any takers? > \*\* Well if you’re offering… 🙂 ( but the last word is actually coming with me) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580.md?page=11) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580.md?page=13)