# The last word

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 28, 2000, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580 "2000-12-28T22:48:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 13

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**Author:** ![DynoSaur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DynoSaur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DynoSaur)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/241 "2000-12-29T06:02:55Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Fairy Princess Kitty \*  
> \*\*Wolfie, baby, you’re in a room of nakes jello covered girls, you have no rights.
> 
> Kitty \*\*

Who needs rights when they’re surrounded by naked jello-covered girls, anyway? 😉

Left hand red…

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/242 "2000-12-29T06:03:02Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Dire Wolf \*  
> \*\*Practice, and quick hands is all it takes. \*\*

You actually practiced hiding a knife in a g-string?

:: plucks Last Word from Angel on her way out of the Jello Pit while waiting for DW’s reply::

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**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/243 "2000-12-29T06:06:33Z")

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Right hand-blue  
Corvus, I’m offering, but the last word is staying with me. Of course, as long as we’re both coming…does it really matter? =)(And yes, I realize that “coming” is spelled wrong, the way it is used in that sentence…but I dislike spelling it correctly)  
Mine!

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**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/244 "2000-12-29T06:07:28Z")

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No need for much practice when it’s a G-knife. You know, specially designed and all.

Care for a pudding pop?

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**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/245 "2000-12-29T06:10:24Z")

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Since Angel and Corvus are getting all steamed up, I’ll just swap 'em a pack of condoms for that word.

What’s that Angel baby? You have 2 words?

_Corvus Interruptus_???

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/246 "2000-12-29T06:11:59Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Dire Wolf \*  
> \*\*No need for much practice when it’s a G-knife. You know, specially designed and all.
> 
> Care for a pudding pop? \*\*

:eek:

Is that stashed in your G-string, too?

:: leer :: Wolfie…Is that a pudding pop or are ya just happy to see me? 😉

[Mine]

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**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/247 "2000-12-29T06:15:36Z")

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> \*Originally posted by AngelD112 \*  
> \*\*Right hand-blue  
> Corvus, I’m offering, but the last word is staying with me. Of course, as long as we’re both coming…does it really matter? =)(And yes, I realize that “coming” is spelled wrong, the way it is used in that sentence…but I dislike spelling it correctly)  
> Mine! \*\*

::blushes::

Heh. Good point.

I’ll carry it though…

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**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/248 "2000-12-29T06:15:48Z")

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Oh,Gee, Thanks Wolfie. Thats sweet of you. But I have condoms. My friend gave them to me as a gag gift for Christmas. But I don’t think we’ll be needing them.  
Mine!

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**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/249 "2000-12-29T06:20:39Z")

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Sheesh, a girl leaves for a few minutes and just look what you do without me. Can I come back now?

Kitty

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/250 "2000-12-29T06:22:16Z")

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Of course!

Wolfie is our Official Jello Pit Plaything!

[mine]

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**Author:** ![DynoSaur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DynoSaur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DynoSaur)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/251 "2000-12-29T06:23:57Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Arden\_Ranger \*  
> \*\*Of course!
> 
> Wolfie is our Official Jello Pit Plaything!
> 
> [mine] \*\*

Lucky bastard.  
at least the word is mine.

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**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/252 "2000-12-29T06:24:31Z")

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Welcome back FPK. I really am going to bed now, my fellow jello-pit people, but I’ll be back tomorrow to get my word back. Don’t have too much fun without me. Do you realize that in 8 hours we’ve gotten 5 pages? That has to be a record. For now, Its Mine!!  
~Lisa

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**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/253 "2000-12-29T06:24:41Z")

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Well, this has been fun, but I really need to be going.

(I have a feeling that it’ll take a while to get all this jello cleaned off…)

But of course I’m taking the last word with me…

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**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/254 "2000-12-29T06:26:14Z")

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_smiles_ Pretty play thing? Can he be my cuddle toy? Pretty please?

Kitty

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**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/255 "2000-12-29T06:26:20Z")

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No, you aren’t Corvus…I am. Sweet Dreams, Sugar. Its been fun!!

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/256 "2000-12-29T06:29:49Z")

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:: retrives last word from the leave takers so we have something to say we’re wrestling over in the Jello Pit when a Mod shows up ::

[Mine]

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**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/257 "2000-12-29T06:32:25Z")

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Oh, the sacrifices I make for this place.

🙂

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/258 "2000-12-29T06:32:51Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Fairy Princess Kitty \*  
> \*\*_smiles_ Pretty play thing? Can he be my cuddle toy? Pretty please?
> 
> \*\*

Well, Wolfie’s currently handcuffed to the both of us, I think. I don’t believe he’ll mind being shared. 🙂 Something about Wheaties and an organ donor card.

But would ya mind getting that other pair of handcuffs over there and cuffing Dyno to your other side? He’s looking forelorn.

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/259 "2000-12-29T06:34:10Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Dire Wolf \*  
> \*\*Oh, the sacrifices I make for this place.
> 
> 🙂 \*\*

You’re self sacrifice and nobility are noted, Pet.  
:: kiss ::

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**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/260 "2000-12-29T06:35:50Z")

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Bye Angel,(and everybody else).

::quietly steals away with last word::

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