# The last word **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 28, 2000, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580 "2000-12-28T22:48:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 14
**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/261 "2000-12-29T06:37:56Z")
::giggles then handcuffs anyone who hasn’t left together with leopard print handcuffs:: Kitty ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/262 "2000-12-29T06:40:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Corvus \* > \*\*Bye Angel,(and everybody else). > > ::quietly steals away with last word:: \*\* I think not! Mine! Maybe we should hide this in Wolfie’s g-string. He and Dyno the only ones still wearing one. ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/263 "2000-12-29T06:40:28Z")
Not just a minx, but a sly minx at that, AR. How did you ever get me handcuffed to Kitty too? “Kitty to the left of me, Ranger to the right, Here I am, stuck in the middle with this word.” Oh, poor me! Poor me! Pour me another jello shot! ---
**Author:** ![DynoSaur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DynoSaur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DynoSaur)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/264 "2000-12-29T06:41:46Z")
Leopard-print handcuffs? How very interesting… ---
**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/265 "2000-12-29T06:46:11Z")
Dyno on one side and DW on the other, what’s a girl to do? _snuggles up between the two_ You’re both rather comfy. Kitty ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/266 "2000-12-29T06:47:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dire Wolf \* > \*\*Not just a minx, but a sly minx at that, AR. How did you ever get me handcuffed to Kitty too? > > “Kitty to the left of me, > Ranger to the right, > Here I am, stuck in the middle with this word.” > > Oh, poor me! > Poor me! > Pour me another jello shot! \*\* Yes, a miserable life you have 🙂 Oh, Pet. The Jello Shots have already gone to your head, I see. YOU handcuffed yourself to Kitty and I two pages ago. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dire Wolf \* > \*\* > Left foot green. > > Right hand Ranger. > > Left hand Kitty > > \*\* And we appreciate it, don’t we Kitty? ---
**Author:** ![Upham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Upham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Upham)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/267 "2000-12-29T06:47:34Z")
Everybody handcuffed, being handcuffed or in the process of handcuffing? Cool cool, i’ll just wander off with THIS while noone’s looking… ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/268 "2000-12-29T06:49:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Upham \* > \*\*Everybody handcuffed, being handcuffed or in the process of handcuffing? > > Cool cool, i’ll just wander off with THIS while noone’s looking… \*\* Did you just get the Last Word out of Wolfie’s g-string? Tsk… Let’s see… four of us handcuffed together in a circle. You have to get through all of us, Upham… Let’s play 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Upham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Upham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Upham)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/269 "2000-12-29T06:52:12Z")
i’m 6’5" and i’m STEPPIN over ---
**Author:** ![Upham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Upham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Upham)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/270 "2000-12-29T06:54:33Z")
I got it, and i’m takin it to bed with me (and i sleep buck friggin nekkid) so if any of ya’ll wanna come get it… well, good bloody luck Later later Upham ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/271 "2000-12-29T06:56:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Upham \* > \*\*i’m 6’5" and i’m STEPPIN over \*\* My, my… aren’t you a big boy? I say we all just fall him, dragging him down in the jello and whipped cream with us. Can’t have too many Pit Playthings after all. ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/272 "2000-12-29T07:01:41Z")
I got yer buck friggin’ nekkid right here… FWOOSH! There goes my G-string, and…what’s this? :: shake :: Hey, look what fell out! Pop rocks! AR, did you fall forward or back? ---
**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/273 "2000-12-29T07:03:23Z")
Of course we appreciate it AR. Now Upham won’t you please be a jello pit play thing? Pretty please? We can handcuff you too. Kitty ---
**Author:** ![DynoSaur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DynoSaur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DynoSaur)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/274 "2000-12-29T07:05:09Z")
Oh, hell…one person handcuffed to three others, falling down? This is going to hurt the old wrists… should make an interesting jello-splash, though and, um, why would i ever have been wearing a g-string? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/275 "2000-12-29T07:06:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dire Wolf \* > \*\*I got yer buck friggin’ nekkid right here… > > FWOOSH! > > There goes my G-string, and…what’s this? > > :: shake :: > > Hey, look what fell out! Pop rocks! > > AR, did you fall forward or back? \*\* Pop Rocks? In Jello? Eep. Nice presentation there, Wolfie. 🙂 And I didn’t fall yet. I was presenting the idea to rest of the nudists. But that’s okay, I snatched The Last Word back with my teeth while he was trying to step over Dyno. Why, ya wanna fall on me? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/276 "2000-12-29T07:08:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by DynoSaur \* > \*\*Oh, hell…one person handcuffed to three others, falling down? This is going to hurt the old wrists… > > should make an interesting jello-splash, though > > and, um, why would i ever have been wearing a g-string? 😉 > > \*\* That’s right! You were wearing that sumo thing. But I snatched it while we were wrestling and Kitty hid it. Didn’t ya, Kitty? Yeah, that’s it… ---
**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/277 "2000-12-29T07:10:00Z")
AR I think DW was thinking something along the lines of the line from Guilty Conscience below… “Why, you tripped and fell on his…” Dyno, you were in the G-string because that was the jello pit regulation, if you weren’t in a G-string then I may be forced to punish you… in a rather naughty way. Kitty ---
**Author:** ![DynoSaur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DynoSaur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DynoSaur)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/278 "2000-12-29T07:13:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Fairy Princess Kitty \* > \*\*AR I think DW was thinking something along the lines of the line from Guilty Conscience below… > “Why, you tripped and fell on his…” > Dyno, you were in the G-string because that was the jello pit regulation, if you weren’t in a G-string then I may be forced to punish you… in a rather naughty way. > > Kitty \*\* Oh, god forbid. But, if you must, you must…just remember, you’re handcuffed to me, so you can’t get away when i want to do it back to you 😉 And, AR, that’s ok…i wasn’t much for the sumo look anyway ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/279 "2000-12-29T07:13:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Fairy Princess Kitty \* > \*\*AR I think DW was thinking something along the lines of the line from Guilty Conscience below… > “Why, you tripped and fell on his…” > > \*\* 😃 Didn’t see Guilty Conscience, I’m afraid. But on a brighter note, I have been known to fall for no apparent reason while in the Jello Pit. Could happen at any time… ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/280 "2000-12-29T07:14:38Z")
AR, I’d just love to fall on you, but somehow we all got handcuffed in a circle, and despite the jello shots, I can clearly see that Dyno is opposite me. If I fall, I land on him, and, well, let’s just say that I’d prefer falling on something nice and soft, like a woman. 😉 So, what’s your plan, Gamer Chick? I checked the magic G-string, and I don’t see a key… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580.md?page=13) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580.md?page=15)