# The last word **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 28, 2000, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580 "2000-12-28T22:48:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 15
**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/281 "2000-12-29T07:16:00Z")
_grrrs and pounces on Dyno_ That’s what you get for not following the rules _pours warm caramel on him then gives him a soft kiss_ yummy Kitty ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/282 "2000-12-29T07:16:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dire Wolf \* > \*\*AR, I’d just love to fall on you, but somehow we all got handcuffed in a circle, and despite the jello shots, I can clearly see that Dyno is opposite me. If I fall, I land on him, and, well, let’s just say that I’d prefer falling on something nice and soft, like a woman. 😉 > > So, what’s your plan, Gamer Chick? I checked the magic G-string, and I don’t see a key… \*\* Ahh… :: produces key between teeth :: Had to go somewhere when you whipped out your, um, pocket knife. ---
**Author:** ![DynoSaur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DynoSaur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DynoSaur)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 7:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/283 "2000-12-29T07:18:22Z")
No, no, DW…we all fall sort of sideways…then, you land on AR, and Kitty lands on me…and we’re all happy 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/284 "2000-12-29T07:19:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Fairy Princess Kitty \* > \*\*_grrrs and pounces on Dyno_ > That’s what you get for not following the rules > _pours warm caramel on him then gives him a soft kiss_ > yummy > > Kitty \*\* Hey, hey! Crunchy Frog wouldn’t tell me what his plans for the ice I brought him were in the Newbie thread because he didn’t want it closed on account of pornography! (okay, so we’re naked and covered in jello and ice cream toppings and handcuffed together…) I still have The Last Word. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/285 "2000-12-29T07:19:38Z")
_pouts when she sees the key_ You want to uncuff us all? Kitty ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 7:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/286 "2000-12-29T07:21:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by DynoSaur \* > \*\*No, no, DW…we all fall sort of sideways…then, you land on AR, and Kitty lands on me…and we’re all happy 😉 > > \*\* Number Two Jello Pit Plaything has figured it out. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/287 "2000-12-29T07:23:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Fairy Princess Kitty \* > \*\*_pouts when she sees the key_ > You want to uncuff us all? > > Kitty \*\* Why, no, silly. I’ll just uncuff you and Dyno from Wolfie. That leaves you cuffed to Dyno, and me to Wolfie. See? I love the hunt. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![DynoSaur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DynoSaur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DynoSaur)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 7:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/288 "2000-12-29T07:26:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Fairy Princess Kitty \* > \*\*_grrrs and pounces on Dyno_ > That’s what you get for not following the rules > _pours warm caramel on him then gives him a soft kiss_ > yummy > > Kitty \*\* Geez…if this is what I get for not following the rules, I’m going to have to find some more rules to break. 😉 _kisses back_ ---
**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 7:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/289 "2000-12-29T07:26:23Z")
_takes out her own keys for the leopard print handcuffs and uncuffs herself from Wolfy then uncuffs Dyno_ Much better, now where were we honey? Kitty ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 7:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/290 "2000-12-29T07:26:47Z")
:: must read welcome wagon thread :: Yes, FPK - you need to stay cuffed to Dyno since you’re both covered in caramel anyway. I’ll just stay cuffed to Arden here…and let jello take it’s course ---
**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 7:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/291 "2000-12-29T07:28:56Z")
_giggles at Dyno then licks the caramel off his lips and neck oh so slowly_ I could really get to like caramel you know. Kitty ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/292 "2000-12-29T07:29:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dire Wolf \* > \*\*:: must read welcome wagon thread :: > > Yes, FPK - you need to stay cuffed to Dyno since you’re both covered in caramel anyway. > > I’ll just stay cuffed to Arden here…and let jello take it’s course \*\* _Rowl_🙂 Although, if you call me “Gamer Chick” again, I may just have to remind you whose in charge in the Jello Pit, Wolfie, my pet. ---
**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 7:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/293 "2000-12-29T07:34:52Z")
_pouts_ This little kitty is off to bed, 200 pages to read tomorrow if I ever hope to pass half the classes I have this semester. _sniffles then sprays DW and Dyno with whipped cream and cherries_ Have fun AR. Kitty ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/294 "2000-12-29T07:37:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Fairy Princess Kitty \* > \*\*_pouts_ This little kitty is off to bed, 200 pages to read tomorrow if I ever hope to pass half the classes I have this semester. _sniffles then sprays DW and Dyno with whipped cream and cherries_ > Have fun AR. > > \*\* Yummm… whipped cream and cherries with jello shot flavored Wolfie… Kitty? Ya forgot to uncuff Dyno from yourself, didn’t ya? ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 7:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/295 "2000-12-29T07:40:07Z")
Hmm, don’t know if that’s good or bad, but I’m not touching it anyway. However…I did just peruse the newbie thread. Very nice. Kitty, how about coming back this way and taking a walk on the wild side? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 7:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/296 "2000-12-29T07:43:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dire Wolf \* > \*\*Hmm, don’t know if that’s good or bad, but I’m not touching it anyway. > > However…I did just peruse the newbie thread. Very nice. > Kitty, how about coming back this way and taking a walk on the wild side? 😉 \*\* Oh, it’s good. Promise. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 7:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/297 "2000-12-29T07:46:15Z")
Well, hell, AR, I think it’s just you and me now. Whaddaya think? ---
**Author:** ![DynoSaur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DynoSaur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DynoSaur)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 7:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/298 "2000-12-29T07:46:32Z")
Awww…g’night, Kitty… _licks a last bit of caramel from Kitty’s neck_ y’know…i could get to like caramel, too… sleep well 😉 ---
**Author:** ![DynoSaur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DynoSaur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DynoSaur)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 7:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/299 "2000-12-29T07:48:34Z")
and, you two…AR and DW…take care of the jello pit. i’m out of here. ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 7:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/300 "2000-12-29T07:51:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dire Wolf \* > \*\*Well, hell, AR, I think it’s just you and me now. Whaddaya think? \*\* I think BornDodgy may be upset with us for turning her thread into The Jello Wrestling Pit with Ice Cream Toppings on the side. 😃 [Sorry, BD, really.] I think we shoulda started our own thread about 3 pages ago. 🙂 I also think if we’re gonna continue to play in the jello and whipped cream with cherries, we should go somewhere else… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580.md?page=14) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580.md?page=16)