# The last word **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 28, 2000, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580 "2000-12-28T22:48:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 18
**Author:** ![Tommy\_the\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/74df32/32.png) [@Tommy\_the\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tommy_the_Cat)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/341 "2000-12-29T17:18:49Z")
[Aged Chinese Mentor] Man with million dollars and his last word are soon separated. [/Aged Chinese Mentor] ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/342 "2000-12-29T17:19:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tommy the Cat \* > \*\*Hey **Arden Ranger** , I think there’s some guy named Tonto looking for you outside. > > Hiyo Silver away! > > \*\* Feh… Wrong kinda Ranger, babe. Roger Zelazny. Amber. **Read a book!** ---
**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/343 "2000-12-29T17:19:31Z")
Unfortunately for all of you, I’m back. Any of you that were with me in the jello pit last night know that I don’t give up without a fight. Did you all sleep well? The Last Word and I had a lovely time. Mine!!! ~Lisa ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/344 "2000-12-29T17:20:08Z")
You may indeed have a million dollars, but you do not, however, have the **Last Word**. ---
**Author:** ![Tommy\_the\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/74df32/32.png) [@Tommy\_the\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tommy_the_Cat)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/345 "2000-12-29T17:21:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Arden\_Ranger \* > **Read a book!** **Learn when someone is joking!** :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/346 "2000-12-29T17:22:42Z")
But then again, neither do you. Mine! ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/347 "2000-12-29T17:23:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tommy the Cat \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Arden\_Ranger \* > > **Read a book!** > > **Learn when someone is joking!** :rolleyes: \*\* Back atcha 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Osip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4491bb/32.png) [@Osip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Osip)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/348 "2000-12-29T17:24:15Z")
Look! Over there! Osip snags the “last word” Osip ---
**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/349 "2000-12-29T17:27:43Z")
No, its mine. Mine!! ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/350 "2000-12-29T17:40:44Z")
Let’s see: Handcuffs: check G-String: check Riding crop: check Cheeries: check Jello: check **Last Word** : check ---
**Author:** ![Jester](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jester/32/8223_2.png) [@Jester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jester)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/351 "2000-12-29T17:44:36Z")
\ YOINK!! \ ---
**Author:** ![Tommy\_the\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/74df32/32.png) [@Tommy\_the\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tommy_the_Cat)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/352 "2000-12-29T17:46:14Z")
::Saunters up to Mauvaise. Whispers in her ear:: Keifer Sutherland ::The sweat from her elbows causes her grip on the last word to loosen. Tommy makes off with the last word.:: ::more giggling:: ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/353 "2000-12-29T17:46:58Z")
Mauvaise, babe… Cheerios? I don’t get it. But I do get this… Last Word. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/354 "2000-12-29T17:57:47Z")
Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Who cares? I stole the last word!!! ~Lisa ---
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/355 "2000-12-29T18:10:16Z")
HEY I GOT THE LAST WORD!!! HAHAHAHAHAH!!! um 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/356 "2000-12-29T18:16:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Arden\_Ranger \* > \*\*Mauvaise, babe… > > Cheerios? > > I don’t get it. But I do get this… > > Last Word. 🙂 \*\* Heh, I don’t use the preview button and spell “cherries” wrong, you don’t use it and spell my incorrect word incorrectly 😛 Tommy: Won’t work, believe me, when men from The List are mentioned it just makes me clench 😉 Jester, you scamp, come back here with that **Word**! Sorry, Lisa, it’s back with me here at my office pretending to work. ---
**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/357 "2000-12-29T18:17:07Z")
You only think you have it. Its been with me the whole time. ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/358 "2000-12-29T18:17:51Z")
Not! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/359 "2000-12-29T18:19:11Z")
I keep telling you people, you all may have _a_ word, but not _the_ **Word**. Arden and I are sharing it, so there 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Jester](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jester/32/8223_2.png) [@Jester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jester)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/360 "2000-12-29T18:20:32Z")
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