# The last word **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 28, 2000, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580 "2000-12-28T22:48:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 19
**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/361 "2000-12-29T18:21:21Z")
Don’t make me throw you back in that Jello-Pit, AR!! ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/362 "2000-12-29T18:23:02Z")
Jello Pit or not, I’ve got it now…or at least half of it. ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/363 "2000-12-29T18:24:55Z")
You guys know that you can’t win this don’t you? This game is rigged. There’s no way that one of the moderators can’t win this, if they so chose. ::selecting “close thread” button:: ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/364 "2000-12-29T18:25:27Z")
Angel, I _like_ the Jello Pit. 😃 Mauvasie, amazing how they just don’t listen, ain’t it? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/365 "2000-12-29T18:26:51Z")
Did someone say Jello Pit? I got ya word…right here! :: swipe :: ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/366 "2000-12-29T18:29:45Z")
It’s the Official Pit Plaything back for more!! [Ya think if we make Uncle Beer an Official Pit Plaything and pile up on him we can swing this thing in our favor? ;)] ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/367 "2000-12-29T18:32:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Arden\_Ranger \* > \*\*It’s the Official Pit Plaything back for more!! > > [Ya think if we make Uncle Beer an Official Pit Plaything and pile up on him we can swing this thing in our favor? ;)] \*\* I’m game for trying! What, say you, Uncle Beer, care to join Arden and I in the Jello Pit ? I’m wearing the regulation G-String if that helps. ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/368 "2000-12-29T18:34:53Z")
We’re all wearing the regulation g-string! Woo-Hoo!! Jello Pit pile up! ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/369 "2000-12-29T18:35:04Z")
Uncle Beer is just shaking his head, with some pre-determined post or page length in mind before he brings down the ax. See? There he goes, muttering some stuff about the stupid kids these days and their mind-numbing shenanigans… ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/370 "2000-12-29T18:35:11Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by Mauvaise \* \*\* > [@](#): > > I’m game for trying! What, say you, Uncle Beer, care to join Arden and I in the Jello Pit ?\*\* ::smacks self:: Preview! Damn commas always getting in the way of things. That should be: What say you, Uncle Beer… _Sigh_ ---
**Author:** ![Tretiak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a88e57/32.png) [@Tretiak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tretiak)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/371 "2000-12-29T18:52:35Z")
D’oh! ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/372 "2000-12-29T18:56:19Z")
_Sigh_ I really need a life to go with the **Last Word** ---
**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/373 "2000-12-29T18:56:27Z")
OOH, Yay, the jello-pit is back!! Hopefully the G-strings won’t be on for long. Mine is made of whipped cream, is that okay? I have the cherries. Who wants one? Oh, by the way, the last word is mine. Lisa ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/374 "2000-12-29T19:03:04Z")
Nope. Can’t have it, Angel! And somehow, I don’t think whipped cream counts as a g-string. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/375 "2000-12-29T19:08:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Arden\_Ranger \* > \*\*And somehow, I don’t think whipped cream counts as a g-string. \*\* I don’t think too many of the guys will complain, do you? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Tommy\_the\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/74df32/32.png) [@Tommy\_the\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tommy_the_Cat)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/376 "2000-12-29T19:08:52Z")
Dear lord **Angel** , I may have the last word, but it could easily be taken from me, given the state I’m in after reading your last post. ::Tommy stumbles across room, clutching chest, breathing heavily, and trying not to drop the last word.:: ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/377 "2000-12-29T19:12:18Z")
No, probably won’t be too much complaining, but it’s just not nearly as much fun as having Wolfie cut one off of ys or these cute little edible g-strings we have on it. I think they should have to work for it. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/378 "2000-12-29T19:13:08Z")
Poor Tommy, didn’t even get two steps before passing out. You shouldn’t play with in the Jello Pit if you can’t handle it 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/379 "2000-12-29T19:13:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Arden\_Ranger \* > And somehow, I don’t think whipped cream counts as a g-string. :)] Nope, not when I’ve licked it all off. Presenting, The Emperor’s New G-String! ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/380 "2000-12-29T19:16:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Arden\_Ranger \* > \*\*No, probably won’t be too much complaining, but it’s just not nearly as much fun as having Wolfie cut one off of ys or these cute little edible g-strings we have on it. > > I think they should have to work for it. 😛 \*\* I even got industrious and made my dible G-string out of some fruit rull-ups I had lying around. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580.md?page=18) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580.md?page=20)