# The last word **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 28, 2000, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580 "2000-12-28T22:48:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 22
**Author:** ![DynoSaur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DynoSaur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DynoSaur)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/421 "2000-12-29T21:20:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Sapphire Bullet \* > \*\*and now it is mine 🙂 \*\* Foolish woman, you know not what you’ve gotten yourself into 😉 :: tosses Sapph the regulation g-string and pulls her into the jello pit :: welcome 😉 and, look, you got my 100th post, too. Lucky you. ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/422 "2000-12-29T21:22:03Z")
::rushes into the thread with a battle cry, strips down to her Regulation G-string and hurls herself into the Jello Pit:: I’m baaaack ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/423 "2000-12-29T21:23:27Z")
I’ll have you know play is serious business! Especially in the Jello Pit! ::Tackles Dyno and sits on him while cleaning jello off the Last Word:: ---
**Author:** ![DynoSaur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DynoSaur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DynoSaur)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/424 "2000-12-29T21:26:50Z")
:: Flips AR off of him, grabs the Word, and looks for someplace safe to hide it :: Because, yeah, I’m going to keep this for a while, right? :: jumps back onto AR, pinning her in the jello :: ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/425 "2000-12-29T21:29:32Z")
::leaps onto Dyno’s back and wrestles him off Arden:: The Word is ours, Dyno 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/426 "2000-12-29T21:31:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mauvaise \* > \*\*::leaps onto Dyno’s back and wrestles him off Arden:: > > The Word is ours, Dyno 😉 \*\* Yeah! ::tickles Dyno while he’s pinned:: ---
**Author:** ![DynoSaur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DynoSaur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DynoSaur)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/427 "2000-12-29T21:33:31Z")
You’re not keeping it from me without a fight, Mauv 😉 :: tackles her and grabs the word back :: ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/428 "2000-12-29T21:36:04Z")
Awww, but you don’t want to fight me, do ya Dyno? \ I should warn you, I won’t be fair. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/429 "2000-12-29T21:39:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mauvaise \* > \*\*Awww, but you don’t want to fight me, do ya Dyno? \ I should warn you, I won’t be fair. 😃 \*\* Ya want I should slap the cuffs on him, Mauvaise? ---
**Author:** ![DynoSaur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DynoSaur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DynoSaur)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/430 "2000-12-29T21:40:38Z")
Well, not -fight-, exactly- Mauv… but I could certainly think of worse things to do than roll around in jello with you :: innocent look :: ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/431 "2000-12-29T21:48:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by DynoSaur \* > \*\*Well, not -fight-, exactly- Mauv… > > but I could certainly think of worse things to do than roll around in jello with you > > :: innocent look :: \*\* So could I, but we keep having to wrestle the Last Word aay from you 😉 ::Shakes head sadly while cuffing one of Dyno’s hands to the Pit rail.:: There, that should hold ya while we have our way with you! Or make ya watch. Something ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/432 "2000-12-29T21:50:06Z")
:: grabs word, tucks it in his marzipan g-string :: I leave for a little while and look what happens to this place! There’s Jello _on the ceiling_!!! :: shakes head in disbelief :: ---
**Author:** ![DynoSaur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DynoSaur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DynoSaur)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/433 "2000-12-29T21:52:49Z")
Arden, Arden…you should really check the construction on these rails before cuffing people to them… :: breaks rail and removes cuff from it, then cuffs himself to AR :: hi there. how YOU doin’? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/434 "2000-12-29T21:58:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by DynoSaur \* > \*\*Arden, Arden…you should really check the construction on these rails before cuffing people to them… > > :: breaks rail and removes cuff from it, then cuffs himself to AR :: > > hi there. how YOU doin’? 😉 > \*\* Bad Dyno! If you destroy the Jello Pit, where we gonna play? Tsk. ::Uses key to unlock cuffs:: 😛 Wolfie, dear. Marzipan? Talk about a fashion _risk_! How many men would be so bold as to wear a g-string made of nut paste? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![DynoSaur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DynoSaur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DynoSaur)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/435 "2000-12-29T22:01:24Z")
Hey, it’s not -my- fault it was poorly constructed. :: tackles AR, steals the key and word, and unlocks himself :: Mine, mine, mine. ---
**Author:** ![WickedAngel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f6c823/32.png) [@WickedAngel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WickedAngel)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/436 "2000-12-29T22:02:02Z")
::…and while DynoSaur is too busy flirting with Arden\_Ranger…this sexy little brown haired vixen sneaks up from behind and snatches the last word from DynoSaur’s back pocket…:: “Hee Hee!! It’s mine again!” \>runs away\< “Now stop taking it away from me!” “Although I might trade it for a good offer” ::wickedly glances around room:: ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/437 "2000-12-29T22:05:40Z")
I’ve got this tasty marzipan g-string… ---
**Author:** ![DynoSaur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DynoSaur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DynoSaur)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/438 "2000-12-29T22:08:38Z")
Umm…Wicked Angel…pocket? Methinks you’ve missed something. Oh, and just so you know…the Jello Pit is sort of like the Hotel California. You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave. Not get into the regulation uniform. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/439 "2000-12-29T22:10:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dire Wolf \* > \*\*I’ve got this tasty marzipan g-string… \*\* I’m sorry, Wolfie, I just don’t like marzipan, too sickly sweet for me. Sorry it took me so long to get back to the JP, but the SO is leaving for 4 weeks tonight and I had to, er, um, say goodbye. ::taunts Dyno away from the **Word** with some wiggling action in the Jello:: ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/440 "2000-12-29T22:13:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dire Wolf \* > \*\*I’ve got this tasty marzipan g-string… \*\* And I have one made out of strawberry fruit roll ups 🙂 But, dear. You don’t have THE Last Word. Mauv and I each have half of the Last Word. You just have A word. The one we were taunting Dyno with. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580.md?page=21) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580.md?page=23)