# The last word **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 28, 2000, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580 "2000-12-28T22:48:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 23
**Author:** ![Ad\_Noctum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b19c9b/32.png) [@Ad\_Noctum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ad_Noctum)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/441 "2000-12-29T22:14:41Z")
grabs the word while Dyno and Mauvaise are… entertaining each other ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/442 "2000-12-29T22:19:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ad Noctum \* > \*\*grabs the word while Dyno and Mauvaise are… entertaining each other \*\* Again with these random ‘words’. My dear Ad Noctum, what you have is merely _a_ word, Arden and I have _the_ **Last Word**. ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/443 "2000-12-29T22:24:25Z")
:: walks up behind AR, taps her shoulder :: Look! :: points towards the door :: \*\*\*heh heh, I’ll just snatch half of this Last Word here and… BZZZZZAATTT! Damn! A booby trap! Curses! ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/444 "2000-12-29T22:31:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dire Wolf \* > \*\*Damn! A booby trap! Curses! \*\* DW, you have NO idea \ ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/445 "2000-12-29T22:31:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dire Wolf \* > \*\*:: walks up behind AR, taps her shoulder :: > > Look! > > :: points towards the door :: > > \*\*\*heh heh, I’ll just snatch half of this Last Word here and… > > BZZZZZAATTT! > > Damn! A booby trap! Curses! \*\* That trick never works. 😃 Gimmee my half of The Last Word back! Trade ya for it… ::leans over and whispers something in Wolfie’s ear:: ---
**Author:** ![DynoSaur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DynoSaur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DynoSaur)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/446 "2000-12-29T22:37:22Z")
:: tries a more…er, physical…distraction…with Mauv…and grabs for the word-half :: see, that wasn’t so hard 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/447 "2000-12-29T22:46:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by DynoSaur \* > **:: tries a more…er, physical…distraction…with Mauv…and grabs for the word-half ::** ::raises a brow and looks at Dyno:: That’s MINE, Ducky. ::trips Dyno into the Jello and ties him down:: That should hold you for a post or two 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/448 "2000-12-29T22:46:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Arden\_Ranger \* > ::leans over and whispers something in Wolfie’s ear:: ARDEN\_RANGER!!! _blush_ 😃 ---
**Author:** ![DynoSaur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DynoSaur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DynoSaur)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/449 "2000-12-29T22:52:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mauvaise \* > \*\* > ::trips Dyno into the Jello and ties him down:: That should hold you for a post or two 😉 \*\* Uh huh. But you seem to have managed to tie the Word to me, as well… ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/450 "2000-12-29T22:52:52Z")
Nice job, Arden ::high fives:: ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/451 "2000-12-29T22:53:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dire Wolf \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Arden\_Ranger \* > > ::leans over and whispers something in Wolfie’s ear:: > > ARDEN\_RANGER!!! > > _blush_ > > 😃 \*\* ::plucks her part of The Last Word away:: That’s what I thought. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/452 "2000-12-29T22:55:38Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by DynoSaur \* \*\* > [@](#): > > Uh huh. But you seem to have managed to tie the Word to me, as well… \*\* HA! Not possible, Arden’s got the **Word** , I’ve got the other half. Soorrrry 😉 ---
**Author:** ![DynoSaur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DynoSaur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DynoSaur)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/453 "2000-12-29T22:59:50Z")
Alas, I will leave the word to you, for now. I must shower the jello off and venture into the real, non-jello-pit world. But don’t think I won’t be back for it. :: whispers something to Mauvaise and nibbles on her ear before leaving :: ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/454 "2000-12-29T23:04:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by DynoSaur \* > \*\*:: whispers something to Mauvaise and nibbles on her ear before leaving :: \*\* Don’t think that the girlish giggling means that I don’t know where my half of the Last Word is at all time, Dyno 😃 It was a nice attempt, but it’ll take more than an ear nibble to get it from me. ---
**Author:** ![MadPoet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8c91f0/32.png) [@MadPoet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadPoet)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/455 "2000-12-29T23:20:12Z")
“We apologize for the inconvenience.” ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/456 "2000-12-29T23:24:06Z")
Ahhh, another vict…er, I mean player. 😃 Care to step into the Jello Pit, MadPoet ? ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/457 "2000-12-29T23:25:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by MadPoet \* > \*\*“We apologize for the inconvenience.” \*\* And as payment I gleefully accept the album entitled “The Last Word” by Simon & Garfunkel. ---
**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/458 "2000-12-29T23:28:32Z")
The Cat is back! Alright, what;d you all do with the last word and the handcuffs? Kitty ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/459 "2000-12-29T23:31:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Fairy Princess Kitty \* > \*\*The Cat is back! Alright, what;d you all do with the last word and the handcuffs? > Kitty \*\* Kitty!! Welcome back, O Furry One. Arden and I are sharing the **Last Word** , the handcuffs are somewhere at the bottom of the Jello pit. ---
**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/460 "2000-12-29T23:35:27Z")
_strips down to the regulation G-string and dives into the pit to retrieve the handcuffs_ Now where did the pit playthings go? Kitty [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580.md?page=22) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580.md?page=24)