# The last word **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 28, 2000, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580 "2000-12-28T22:48:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 24
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/461 "2000-12-29T23:39:06Z")
I’m not sure where the Wolf is, he was here a bit ago. Dyno had to bail for some RL stuff, :rolleyes: and I haven’t a clue where Arden is. No one else seems to like Jello wrestling, go figure! ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/462 "2000-12-29T23:40:58Z")
I’m just over here, attaching this collar to Wolfie… ---
**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/463 "2000-12-29T23:42:13Z")
Arden! You’re putting a collar on him? Oh the poor thing. Can it at least have a cute little tag that says he belongs to us and that’s he’s the pit plaything? Pretty please? Kitty ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/464 "2000-12-29T23:47:39Z")
Poor thing… piffle. He followed me home, I get to keep him. 😃 But while we’re here, he’s still Pit Plaything. ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/465 "2000-12-29T23:50:04Z")
Arden, there you are! Those Wolves can be preoccuping, no? ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/466 "2000-12-29T23:50:45Z")
I’m just sitting here like a good little wolf, just wondering what delicious things are in store for me. The Official Jello Pit Plaything [sup]TM[/sup] anxiously awaits, Oh Mistress of Arden… ---
**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/467 "2000-12-29T23:52:11Z")
_wrinkles her nose at the lot of them then covers the plaything in warm caramel_ Much better, yummy. Kitty ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/468 "2000-12-29T23:57:28Z")
I do love caramel, so much better than marzipan. ::starts smearing the caramel to form a G-string on DW:: ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/469 "2000-12-29T23:59:36Z")
Thanks, Mauvaise. I ditched that marzipan thing an hour ago. Hey, a caramel g-string! Yeah, just smear it…wait, uh, watch out for my…oh, nevermind. Carry on. ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/470 "2000-12-30T00:04:44Z")
::carries on:: 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/471 "2000-12-30T00:11:09Z")
Such a bad Wolfie, I see you’re gonna need a bath again, and here I have this lovely leather collar all carved with lovely vine work and even has a silver buckle. \ No appreciation. ---
**Author:** ![BornDodgy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19b73/32.png) [@BornDodgy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BornDodgy)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/472 "2000-12-30T00:11:57Z")
So I go sleep for a while and then go to the hairdressers… and what happens? You all go mad about the last word… everybody wanting to have it? You know what folks?! IT IS MINE AGAIN. dodgy ten pages… I am proud of myself for starting such a long and pointless thread 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/473 "2000-12-30T00:14:57Z")
Oh, but it’s not pointless, Dodgy! Some of us have discovered a talent for Jello wrestling, and look! I got a pet wolf outta the deal! Oh, and Mauvaise and I have the Last Word. ---
**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/474 "2000-12-30T00:16:33Z")
Your favorite little angel is back, regulation G-string and all. ::Does back flip, with spread eagle in mid-air, into Jello-Pit:: “Come on over here and see me, I’m getting lonely”, Lisa whispers from the other side of the pit. The word is mine! ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/475 "2000-12-30T00:19:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by AngelD112 \* > ::Does back flip, with spread eagle in mid-air, into Jello-Pit:: Oh…my. Drool. ---
**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/476 "2000-12-30T00:26:32Z")
Wolfie,mosey on over here with that last word, and I’ll rub you between the ears. Look at that, Its mine again :: Smiles innocently:: ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/477 "2000-12-30T00:27:04Z")
I think some people are misunderstanding the purpose of this jello wrestling. We’re actually supposed to be keeping The Last Word from the guys. It’s a fight, see. Fight? \ ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/478 "2000-12-30T00:27:26Z")
Stop drooling on my half of the Word, Wolfie. ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/479 "2000-12-30T00:29:13Z")
Didn’t you pick up that leash I asked ya to, Mauv? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/480 "2000-12-30T00:32:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Arden\_Ranger \* > \*\*Didn’t you pick up that leash I asked ya to, Mauv? 😃 \*\* ::rummages around:: No, that’s not it ::tosses something over her shoulder:: Wait, nope, not it either … Ahhh, here it is! ::strolls over to the Wolf and attaches said leash to his nice new collar:: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580.md?page=23) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580.md?page=25)