# The last word **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 28, 2000, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580 "2000-12-28T22:48:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 25
**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/481 "2000-12-30T00:34:44Z")
I’m sorry, girls. I thought it was okay to seduce the enemy. It is my only way to attack. They’re a lot weaker if you do a spread eagle, or touch their inner thigh. The Last Word slides out of their hands just like jello…Speaking of which, I think its time to go back to the pit. Mine!! ---
**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/482 "2000-12-30T00:37:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Arden\_Ranger \* > **We’re actually supposed to be keeping The Last Word from the guys. It’s a fight, see. Fight?** Ummm… Arden… What guys? I think the only one we haven’t scared off is our pit plaything. Kitty ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/483 "2000-12-30T00:38:11Z")
This enemy has been successfully subdued. He’s like Team Mascot 🙂 Now, we need to get that Dyno guy and the rest of 'em whipped into shape. And ya have A word. Not The Last Word. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/484 "2000-12-30T00:39:57Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by Fairy Princess Kitty \* \*\* > [@](#): > > Ummm… Arden… What guys? I think the only one we haven’t scared off is our pit plaything. > > Kitty \*\* Well, then! I guess what we have is this: THE WOMEN HAVE THE LAST WORD!!! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/485 "2000-12-30T00:41:58Z")
Guys, where are you? Come out, Come out, wherever you are. I’m surprised we don’t have a crowd, there has to be 5 of us halfnaked girls waiting in the jello pit. AR, Its really mine! ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/486 "2000-12-30T00:42:18Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by Arden\_Ranger \* \*\* > [@](#): > > Well, then! I guess what we have is this: > > THE WOMEN HAVE THE LAST WORD!!! > > 😃 \*\* Hahahaha, like there’s ever a doubt about that ?! ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/487 "2000-12-30T00:44:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by AngelD112 \* > \*\*Guys, where are you? Come out, Come out, wherever you are. > I’m surprised we don’t have a crowd, there has to be 5 of us halfnaked girls waiting in the jello pit. > AR, Its really mine! \*\* I think wearing fruit roll-up G-Strings is much more than a mere ‘halfnaked’ 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/488 "2000-12-30T00:44:38Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by Mauvaise \* \*\* > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Arden\_Ranger \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > Well, then! I guess what we have is this: > > > > THE WOMEN HAVE THE LAST WORD!!! > > > > 😃 \*\* > > Hahahaha, like there’s ever a doubt about that ?! \*\* It was the battle plan. 🙂 Sometimes ya have to remind them, see? ---
**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/489 "2000-12-30T00:45:15Z")
Does this mean we won? Yes! Go Girls, Go Girls, its your birthday, its your birthday!! Instead of “mine”, why don’t I say “ours”? OURS!!! ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/490 "2000-12-30T00:45:30Z")
Sigh. Whimper. Bark. Howl. Whatever. I’ll just sit here with my lovely collar, in my little team mascot pose. ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/491 "2000-12-30T00:46:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mauvaise \* \*\* > I think wearing fruit roll-up G-Strings is much more than a mere ‘halfnaked’ 😃 \*\* Yes. Dessert 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/492 "2000-12-30T00:46:35Z")
Crystal clearly … Hmmm, now that we have the Last Word what shall we do with it? Wait! Does this mean no more Jello wrestling ? ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/493 "2000-12-30T00:47:23Z")
Yeah! OURS!! ::scrathing Wolfie behind the ears:: ---
**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/494 "2000-12-30T00:47:36Z")
Angel, there’s just four of us, though I’m with you. Maybe the 10 pages seems kinda intimidating? _shrugs_ oh well _makes herself a bannana split_ Kitty ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/495 "2000-12-30T00:48:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dire Wolf \* > \*\*Sigh. > Whimper. > Bark. > Howl. > Whatever. > > I’ll just sit here with my lovely collar, in my little team mascot pose. \*\* Want some Dessert, Wolfie, dear?? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/496 "2000-12-30T00:48:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mauvaise \* > \*\*Crystal clearly … Hmmm, now that we have the Last Word what shall we do with it? > > Wait! Does this mean no more Jello wrestling ? ☹ \*\* Nay, I’ll wrestle with ya. Gotta get ya back for all that snatching of the Last Word ya did on page 1. ---
**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/497 "2000-12-30T00:49:31Z")
I think we can still Jello-wrestle. I mean, think about this: The Women Won. Sooner or later, some guy will stumble across this thread, and go all macho on us and try to take it back. I guess its just a matter of time. :: Pats Wolfie on head. Tosses him a Wolfie treat:: Good Wolfie!! ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/498 "2000-12-30T00:51:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mauvaise \* > Want some Dessert, Wolfie, dear?? 😃 Why yes, I would. I’d like a strawberry fruit roll-up, please. ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/499 "2000-12-30T00:52:27Z")
Angel makes a point. If we taunt them, they will come. It’s an ego thing. 🙂 “We’ve got the Last Word. The women have The Last Word!” 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/500 "2000-12-30T00:52:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Arden\_Ranger \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Mauvaise \* > > \*\*Crystal clearly … Hmmm, now that we have the Last Word what shall we do with it? > > > > Wait! Does this mean no more Jello wrestling ? ☹ \*\* > > Nay, I’ll wrestle with ya. Gotta get ya back for all that snatching of the Last Word ya did on page 1. \*\* Whew ::wipes brow in relief:: I wasn’t ready to get out of the pit yet. Of course if we put on a good enough show we might drag some more Playthings in 😉 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580.md?page=24) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580.md?page=26)