# The last word **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 28, 2000, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580 "2000-12-28T22:48:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 28
**Author:** ![Sapphire\_Bullet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/96bed5/32.png) [@Sapphire\_Bullet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapphire_Bullet)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/541 "2000-12-30T01:51:36Z")
not so fast, dearie 🙂 :runs off into the sunset: ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/542 "2000-12-30T01:52:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Sapphire Bullet \* > \*\*not so fast, dearie 🙂 > > :runs off into the sunset: \*\* ::snicker:: She got one of the photocopies I made at lunch 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/543 "2000-12-30T01:53:06Z")
_growls at iampunha_ You called me a WHAT? Oohhh, you’re going down. And root beer? Ugh! Why not something nice like caramel? Kitty ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/544 "2000-12-30T01:54:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by AngelD112 \* > \*\*We should have some sort of official closing ceremony, saying it belongs to us…or this’ll go on forever. \*\* But how did you get it? I have the last word! And what’s wrong with this going on forever? I need some posts to re-assert my 500 ppm average. It’s faltering a bit. ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/545 "2000-12-30T01:54:40Z")
I tried bribing Uncle Beer when he peeked in here a bit ago, but apparently women in G-strings and Jello pits do nothing for him. Which mod would be most interested in some jello wrestling with four gorgeous women and one sticky Wolf? ---
**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/546 "2000-12-30T01:55:56Z")
But he’s a yummy caramel covered sticky wolf, does that count for anything? Kitty ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/547 "2000-12-30T01:56:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Fairy Princess Kitty \* > \*\*_growls at iampunha_ You called me a WHAT? > Oohhh, you’re going down. \*\* I called you a newbie, and you say “going down” like that’s a BAD thing!😉 ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/548 "2000-12-30T01:57:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by AngelD112 \* > > \*\*We should have some sort of official closing ceremony, saying it belongs to us…or this’ll go on forever. \*\* > > But how did you get it? I have the last word! And what’s wrong with this going on forever? I need some posts to re-assert my 500 ppm average. It’s faltering a bit. \*\* We never lost it, iampunha. What you have is a carbon copy, probably one of those run off by Arden. ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/549 "2000-12-30T01:57:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Fairy Princess Kitty \* > > \*\*_growls at iampunha_ You called me a WHAT? > > Oohhh, you’re going down. \*\* > > I called you a newbie, and you say “going down” like that’s a BAD thing!😉 \*\* He’s got ya there. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/550 "2000-12-30T01:58:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mauvaise \* > **I tried bribing Uncle Beer when he peeked in here a bit ago, but apparently women in G-strings and Jello pits do nothing for him.** Did you not see the second part of his SN? BRIBE THE MAN WITH BEER! Foreign, of course. ---
**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/551 "2000-12-30T01:58:40Z")
::growls and tackles iampunha making them both fall into the jello pit where she promptly straddles him:: I am NOT a newbie, ya got that? Kitty ---
**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/552 "2000-12-30T01:59:19Z")
Ooh, Iampunha…thats just plain dirty. Oh, wait…you didn’t mean that? Haha. Sorry. No, I don’t have a dirty mind. Not me. These guys only think they have the last word…it is officially ours. Check our sig! ---
**Author:** ![Sapphire\_Bullet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/96bed5/32.png) [@Sapphire\_Bullet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapphire_Bullet)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/553 "2000-12-30T02:00:02Z")
I now have the original. I had it authenticated 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/554 "2000-12-30T02:01:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by AngelD112 \* > \*\*Ooh, Iampunha…thats just plain dirty. Oh, wait…you didn’t mean that? Haha. Sorry. No, I don’t have a dirty mind. Not me. > These guys only think they have the last word…it is officially ours. Check our sig! \*\* Mauv and I have both parts of The Last Word. Everybody else just keeps swipping the photocopies I left lying about as decoys 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/555 "2000-12-30T02:01:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Fairy Princess Kitty \* > \*\*But he’s a yummy caramel covered sticky wolf, does that count for anything? > > Kitty \*\* It does with me! 😃 ::licks her lips:: ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/556 "2000-12-30T02:02:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Sapphire Bullet \* > \*\*I now have the original. I had it authenticated 🙂 \*\* We bribed the authenticator, Sapph, what you have really isn’t the original. ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/557 "2000-12-30T02:02:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Sapphire Bullet \* > \*\*I now have the original. I had it authenticated 🙂 \*\* Nope. Sorry 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/558 "2000-12-30T02:02:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Fairy Princess Kitty \* > \*\*::growls and tackles iampunha making them both fall into the jello pit where she promptly straddles him:: I am NOT a newbie, ya got that? > \*\* I take that back . . . you’re very experienced! HAHAHA! I got the last word! [sub]for now[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Sapphire\_Bullet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/96bed5/32.png) [@Sapphire\_Bullet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapphire_Bullet)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/559 "2000-12-30T02:03:58Z")
: **karate chop** : to Mauv and Arden! I now have both halves of the Last Word!!! BEHOLD MY POWER!!! ---
**Author:** ![orion007](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e480ec/32.png) [@orion007](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/orion007)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-last-word/47580/560 "2000-12-30T02:04:01Z")
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